Lighter Stories

**Cerebro** · 07-18-2007, 08:41 AM

There is a cigarette here called Peter Jackson's.
I once found a Peter Jackson lighter, I'd never seen one before, the graphics looked like 80's.
Anyway, it was half full when I found it.
I used it for ages, it lasted much longer than it should have.
I scrapped off most of the letters so it became Jack.
After it was exhausted I kept it for the memories.
Upon occasion I would be unable to find a lighter anywhere, I would grab Jack, and he would return to light one more cone, before dying again.
He did this soo many times that he became a legend.
Good Old Jack.

Spectah-blunt · 07-18-2007, 01:37 PM

lol peter jacksons are gross

no_limit1 · 07-20-2007, 01:25 PM

yea man i know what your talking about with those peter jacksons. i was browsing around on the internet and found a "fine tobaco" site and found those. needless to say i called and demanded a refund, but they just offered me more shitty ciggerettes!!! but oh well, i once had a harley zippo my grandpa gave me when i was a kid, it was still working untill my apartment ate it. i have yet to find it, lol.

_tyranT · 07-25-2007, 06:57 PM

One time I was really pissed off and threw the lighter at my friend and it exploded to his face.

**Canuck Wisdom** · 07-25-2007, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spectah-blunt

lol peter jacksons are gross

hahaha thats what I thought too

I have had some sweet lighters, but I cant really remember any of their stories. haha well some, but they would only be funny to some of my friends.

**Cerebro** · 07-26-2007, 12:20 AM

^ I'd find any lighter stories amusing.
I can remember using one for cones of moist bud.
We did some damage to it coz it became so hot.
A guy down the train station asked for a light, I sprung the wheel straight into his face when I tried to spark it. he lolled. The lighter just said, "nup".

clive · 07-26-2007, 06:30 AM

One time after smoking a big bowl I left my lighter on the window sill along with the bong like I usually do and sat back at the computer, couple of minutes later the window sill was on fire and I was baked as HELL. Luckily I had a glass of water to put it out, but the lighter had melted into a pool of goo.

scary shit, fire is the last thing you want when you've just got stoned. x-x

**Cerebro** · 07-26-2007, 09:03 AM

haha, so true.

Lloydy · 07-27-2007, 06:08 AM

clipper elites were the boy, the holy grail of lighter theft
Rules of Lighter Thievery....
thats a pretty good guide but clipper elites were much rarer than novelty clippers or disposables and the differenct between them and normal clippers was they had a black metal bit instead of silver which made them at least 100x cooler

Stoopid · 07-27-2007, 06:55 AM

God damn it, I never have a damn lighter because I never smoke by myself, and it seems like everyone always takes them on "accident". Whenever I ask who has my lighter everyone gets a dumb look on there face like they meant to say, "We had a lighter?"
Honestly are there not universal rules of being a stoner?
No snitching? No fighting in a sesh? Pass it to the left? DONT STEAL MY LIGHTER.

Stoopid · 07-27-2007, 07:05 AM

Please, enlighten me.

clive · 07-27-2007, 07:56 AM

If someone steals your lighter, they aren't your friend.

Stoopid · 07-27-2007, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Delay

If someone steals your lighter, they aren't your friend.

Hmmm. Something to take into account. Although, I don't really believe thats true. At most it costs me a dollar. It's an inconvenience at most.

**Cerebro** · 07-27-2007, 08:10 AM

Some of my friends are pathological lighter thieves.
Mostly girls; they are like magpies, attracted to anything shiny.

Mental · 07-27-2007, 11:26 AM

We venture to Costco and buy basically a brick of lighters, then see how long they last. The current brick has lasted 3 months, but we're down to about 10 lighters left. It's just second nature to shove the unused lighter in your change pocket or lose it down in the couch.

Stoopid · 07-27-2007, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mental

We venture to Costco and buy basically a brick of lighters, then see how long they last. The current brick has lasted 3 months, but we're down to about 10 lighters left. It's just second nature to shove the unused lighter in your change pocket or lose it down in the couch.

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, but not for experimental reasons. I would just give everyone a lighter and tell them it has to last a month and they can't use mine. If they ask to use mine they get slapped. They'll sign a contract. Fuck, this sounds like a good idea.

Lloydy · 07-27-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delay

If someone steals your lighter, they aren't your friend.

like shite, lighters are fair game and everyone knows it

**Captain Cannabis** · 07-27-2007, 04:40 PM

if you are too stoned to ask for your lighter back you have officially relinquished ownership of said lighter

hammerhead · 07-27-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

clipper elites were the boy, the holy grail of lighter theft
Rules of Lighter Thievery....
thats a pretty good guide but clipper elites were much rarer than novelty clippers or disposables and the differenct between them and normal clippers was they had a black metal bit instead of silver which made them at least 100x cooler

i havent seen one of them around in at least 2 years

only been able to buy the normal colours and a few weed leaf designs

**Cerebro** · 07-27-2007, 06:14 PM

Lighters are fair game.
I'd prefer a lighter in my pocket, than an empty pocket.

07-18-2007, 01:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spectah-blunt YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 172 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	lol peter jacksons are gross __________________ Inspect the Blunt ! Blaze the chronics...

07-27-2007, 06:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Stoopid M4ster bl4zer. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 62 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	God damn it, I never have a damn lighter because I never smoke by myself, and it seems like everyone always takes them on "accident". Whenever I ask who has my lighter everyone gets a dumb look on there face like they meant to say, "We had a lighter?" Honestly are there not universal rules of being a stoner? No snitching? No fighting in a sesh? Pass it to the left? DONT STEAL MY LIGHTER. __________________ Love, Stoopid.

07-27-2007, 07:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Stoopid M4ster bl4zer. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 62 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Please, enlighten me. __________________ Love, Stoopid.

07-27-2007, 11:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mental Remember Rule #33! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 248 Thanks: 2 Thanked 14 Times in 13 Posts	We venture to Costco and buy basically a brick of lighters, then see how long they last. The current brick has lasted 3 months, but we're down to about 10 lighters left. It's just second nature to shove the unused lighter in your change pocket or lose it down in the couch. __________________ In the land of the Normal, I choose to be me. In the land of the Confined, I choose to be free. In the land of the Oppressed, I choose to to enlightened. To those that understand I greet you hand to hand, for in this world, it is we few that choose to stand. Welcome to the new world, where the inmates are free, and the world isn't as it used to be. Welcome to the new life you will begin to live, free your mind and the rest will follow.

07-27-2007, 04:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,485 Thanks: 358 Thanked 272 Times in 190 Posts	if you are too stoned to ask for your lighter back you have officially relinquished ownership of said lighter __________________ fuck the monkeys

07-20-2007, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
no_limit1 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 257 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	yea man i know what your talking about with those peter jacksons. i was browsing around on the internet and found a "fine tobaco" site and found those. needless to say i called and demanded a refund, but they just offered me more shitty ciggerettes!!! but oh well, i once had a harley zippo my grandpa gave me when i was a kid, it was still working untill my apartment ate it. i have yet to find it, lol.

07-25-2007, 06:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
_tyranT YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Eastern US Posts: 1,463 Thanks: 7 Thanked 23 Times in 15 Posts	One time I was really pissed off and threw the lighter at my friend and it exploded to his face.

07-26-2007, 06:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
clive ( . Y . ) Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,269 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 72 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	One time after smoking a big bowl I left my lighter on the window sill along with the bong like I usually do and sat back at the computer, couple of minutes later the window sill was on fire and I was baked as HELL. Luckily I had a glass of water to put it out, but the lighter had melted into a pool of goo. scary shit, fire is the last thing you want when you've just got stoned. x-x

07-27-2007, 07:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
clive ( . Y . ) Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,269 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 72 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	If someone steals your lighter, they aren't your friend.