To Catch a Pothead

OldMan&TheWeed · 07-24-2007, 07:41 PM

Having already nabbed more than 200 child predators, the folks at Dateline are turning their attention to stoners. Checkout NBC's new reality crime series.

To catch a pothead - Life - The Phoenix

clive · 07-24-2007, 07:56 PM

lmao funny shit

Mercury · 07-24-2007, 08:06 PM

Damn, it's a joke.

I love Dateline.

Lloydy · 07-25-2007, 05:08 AM

actually, although it would be horribly wrong it would be hilarious seeing long haired hippie types get naptured to bits on telly

OldMan&TheWeed · 07-25-2007, 09:26 AM

Here's a real episode of "to catch a pothead."

DeafTones · 07-25-2007, 01:34 PM

hahaha. good laugh at those comics oldman.

Oceans 80 · 07-25-2007, 01:37 PM

^^that is so fucked up

edit: OMG, that second dude was just standin there and got laid the fuck out...

edit2: "plan on bein out here every month..." what the fuck, what is that place, somewhere people just go up and know the dude sells or what?? thats fuckin weird, i wouldn't buy shit off somoene i didnt know personally

07-25-2007, 03:14 PM

clearly excessive force used on the white kid..but will anycare enough to start a riot..no
why?
becauseof his skin colour
that's why.
u people make me sick

mookie · 07-25-2007, 04:06 PM

first impression.......... .

rent a narc.

very amateur.

**Canuck Wisdom** · 07-25-2007, 04:30 PM

My god those cops are assholes. They suck them into buying it (the first guy didn't even take it) and then arrest them because the cops sold them weed.

Fuckers

07-26-2007, 06:58 AM

"roid rage"

JonDough · 07-26-2007, 08:32 AM

"Did he drive up? Good, we're taking the car"

Watching that video is sickening. What a total waste of police resources and jail spots. If I was an american, I'd be fucking sickened by the kind of police state my inactions have allowed to form.

VG

no_limit1 · 07-26-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonDough

"Did he drive up? Good, we're taking the car"

Watching that video is sickening. What a total waste of police resources and jail spots. If I was an american, I'd be fucking sickened by the kind of police state my inactions have allowed to form.

VG

for real man, personally i was rolled up on by 5 cops in my own house because i came home from work and sparked up a doob and forgot i had the window open like half way. they came up in my damn grass with there cars and everything.

but for real, they could have used all those resources to setup like a crack or meth bust and im sure they would have taken alot more people to jail that needed to actually go there either to clean up a little bit or to just get the harder drugs off the street. besides, its fucking pontless to arrest the users of any drug unless they are doin break-ins and such. whats the point of going after the users? it makes no sense whatsoever except to make it "look" like they are doing there jobs.

ill use my ex-town as an example. SMALL town usa (pop.1500) with a MAJOR cocaine/meth problem, and i mean MAJOR! the cops in that town now, except for a few are all the people i used to go to highschool with and they are complete pussys! it got to the point before i left town that bud was virtually gone, but crack/cocaine/meth were EVERYWHERE and very cheap. but i have not seen ANY arrests in the newspaper (they put them in there) involving any of the harder drugs, its just "such and such person were arrested for possesion of marijuana" and it's sickening to see this happen to my home town because without enforcement on the harder drugs, the rates of home invasions, thefts, burglarys, autotheft etc..... have gone up so much that the police force started putting there "weed" busts on public access to make it look like they are doing there jobs when really they are not and they are getting people hurt in the process. like 2 weeks before i moved up here to KC there was an 80 year old grandmother of 7 (yes, 7) that was stabbed 13 times by a meth addict wanting her money for his next fix. its fucking rediculous. ive done decided that when i save enough money im moving to europe.

Mercury · 07-26-2007, 06:40 PM

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

osirus2020 · 07-26-2007, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonDough

"Did he drive up? Good, we're taking the car"

Watching that video is sickening. What a total waste of police resources and jail spots. If I was an american, I'd be fucking sickened by the kind of police state my inactions have allowed to form.

VG

Our fucking cops are on another social level, like 3 or 4 social classes higher than us "peasants". Its complete shite.

The Rev · 07-28-2007, 07:06 PM

They should do a reality show where they tape people masturbating without them knowing it. I'd love to hear the shit people are saying when they're rubbing one for Old Glory.

The Rev

OldMan&TheWeed · 07-29-2007, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

They should do a reality show where they tape people masturbating without them knowing it. I'd love to hear the shit people are saying when they're rubbing one for Old Glory.

The Rev

How can you masturbate without knowing it?

The Rev · 07-29-2007, 04:31 PM

Technically, there is the ole "half-conscious" rubout when you're in and out of sleep, but that doesn't fully count. Actually, I meant that they didn't know they were being taped. It would be a cool show AND there would finally be a viable use for the Jergens Cam.

The Rev

Dutch Action · 07-29-2007, 05:23 PM

^ wow, I would just love to see the victim's face when caught. Priceless.

BearsysRevenge · 07-29-2007, 05:39 PM

Guy walks out of the bathroom theres Chris Hanson waiting.

"Hi, I'd like to ask you a question..."
"Ok"
"Do you know what you were just doing?"
"Umm, going to the bathroom... and how'd you get in my house?"
"Never mind that... you know, thats not what you seemed to have been doing. Does this sound familiar?"

(said with his monotone drone)
'Oh yeah. Brittany you look hot.'
'Take it. Take it, you filthy whore.'
'uh uh uh ooohh ohhhhh'

hahaha

07-24-2007, 07:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
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07-25-2007, 09:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
OldMan&TheWeed The Old Man and the Weed Join Date: May 2006 Location: The West Posts: 1,481 Thanks: 21 Thanked 173 Times in 94 Posts	Here's a real episode of "to catch a pothead." __________________ The above story is a work of fiction and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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DeafTones Live Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 808 Thanks: 18 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	hahaha. good laugh at those comics oldman. __________________ Never stop puffin'!

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Oceans 80 _`! TwiSTed !'_ Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,470 Thanks: 18 Thanked 22 Times in 11 Posts	^^that is so fucked up edit: OMG, that second dude was just standin there and got laid the fuck out... edit2: "plan on bein out here every month..." what the fuck, what is that place, somewhere people just go up and know the dude sells or what?? thats fuckin weird, i wouldn't buy shit off somoene i didnt know personally __________________ Drugs Taught a Whole Generation of American Kids the Metric System... Shift+3yahooka W.W.L.D What Would Lunaria Do? Last edited by Oceans 80; 07-25-2007 at 01:44 PM.

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The Rev ~ Herban Legend ~ Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 11,899 Thanks: 18 Thanked 166 Times in 98 Posts	They should do a reality show where they tape people masturbating without them knowing it. I'd love to hear the shit people are saying when they're rubbing one for Old Glory. The Rev __________________ THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY DISRESPECT INCORPORATED The Order of the Illuminati "Jesus, I've just realised I've been posting on yahooka for more than a quarter of my life!" -Sir-Ex R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.

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clive ( . Y . ) Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,269 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 72 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	lmao funny shit

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Mercury Going Green Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: First planet from the sun Posts: 5,382 Thanks: 11 Thanked 126 Times in 55 Posts	Damn, it's a joke. I love Dateline.

07-25-2007, 03:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
kamikazi89 Guest Posts: n/a	clearly excessive force used on the white kid..but will anycare enough to start a riot..no why? becauseof his skin colour that's why. u people make me sick

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mookie fubar Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 700 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	first impression.......... . rent a narc. very amateur.

07-26-2007, 06:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
kamikazi89 Guest Posts: n/a	"roid rage"

07-26-2007, 06:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mercury Going Green Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: First planet from the sun Posts: 5,382 Thanks: 11 Thanked 126 Times in 55 Posts	It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

07-29-2007, 04:31 PM	#18 (permalink)
The Rev ~ Herban Legend ~ Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 11,899 Thanks: 18 Thanked 166 Times in 98 Posts	Technically, there is the ole "half-conscious" rubout when you're in and out of sleep, but that doesn't fully count. Actually, I meant that they didn't know they were being taped. It would be a cool show AND there would finally be a viable use for the Jergens Cam. The Rev __________________ THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY DISRESPECT INCORPORATED The Order of the Illuminati "Jesus, I've just realised I've been posting on yahooka for more than a quarter of my life!" -Sir-Ex R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.

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Dutch Action Doge Speaker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 511 Thanks: 18 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts	^ wow, I would just love to see the victim's face when caught. Priceless. __________________ And so, Arthur, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me.

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,848 Thanks: 704 Thanked 208 Times in 150 Posts	Guy walks out of the bathroom theres Chris Hanson waiting. "Hi, I'd like to ask you a question..." "Ok" "Do you know what you were just doing?" "Umm, going to the bathroom... and how'd you get in my house?" "Never mind that... you know, thats not what you seemed to have been doing. Does this sound familiar?" (said with his monotone drone) 'Oh yeah. Brittany you look hot.' 'Take it. Take it, you filthy whore.' 'uh uh uh ooohh ohhhhh' hahaha __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

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