pet peeves and other little shit ppl do

mr.nobody · 07-27-2007, 06:26 PM

pissing on the toilet seat and around the toilet. This is the fuckin thing that drove me to this. I went to take a shit and sat right in some piss. Couldnt get up because I was mid-turd

. If you cant lift the lid and aim your johnson then you have some serious problems

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skunkhaze · 07-27-2007, 08:14 PM

a chick with a moustache......eww

The_Duke · 07-27-2007, 08:15 PM

public bathroom, home, work, or where? Also, yes it sucks, but you should look before you shit.

Parallax · 07-27-2007, 09:13 PM

when people eat too loud

i hate when im working (produce clerk), and someone walks up and takes one of my empty boxes and puts it in their buggy, and THEN asks if they can take it. as a rule, when this happens i'll never ever give em a box.

also, at work, it pisses me off so much when people ask me to pick a melon for them, especially old people, how the fuck do they eat melons their entire life and not know how to choose em.

also, at work, when i'm trying to make an apple display, and people take apples off whatever tray im trying to put down, this fucks up my entire routine, so i have to set the tray down, put more apples on it, and these fuckers go and take from there again.

Stoopid · 07-27-2007, 10:54 PM

Racist bigots, Pseudo-intellectuals, and ladies that try and fight guys because we can't (I should say won't) fight back.

no_limit1 · 07-28-2007, 03:08 PM

lets see, constant nagging/bitching for no apparent reason.

being yelled at for something stupid that could have been aproached peacefully.

people not washing out the sink after shaving

people using my beard trimmer for there pubes (YUK!)

people who take my car very far and only replace half of the gas they used.

bi-polar people

egotistical jerks

pens clicking

joints that run

brick weed

and redneck christian extremists (oklahoma/kansas)

fenderbender · 07-28-2007, 06:01 PM

fuckin hair anywhere where it can get into my mouth...omg, i cant stand it

hmmm...

fat people,
cocky people,
loud mouth people,
long finger/toe nails,

idk bunch of other shit that i cant think of as well

The Rev · 07-28-2007, 06:52 PM

I hate it when people in public don't flush the toilet after using it. For some reason, I can't stand to have my piss comingling with the piss of others.

All TV commercials that try to associate their products with shit that has NOTHING to do with said product (associating beer with hot chicks for example; no one ever got the hottie by drinking enough beer).

Littering at the beach or on other public, natural lands (like in the woods). I know the average person has respect for little else but the two holes through which their food passes, but fuck people!

Angry people who are always looking for someone to listen to them complain (often self-righteously) about how this, that, or the other thing is all fucked up. For example, listening to people at work continually complaining about the same shit they can't change, or complete strangers that you strike up a conversation with and within 60 seconds they're latching on to the only thing you said that can be construed as even remotely negative.

Passive-aggressive people (no explanation necessary).

The Rev

canyoudigit · 07-28-2007, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no_limit1

lets see, constant nagging/bitching for no apparent reason.

being yelled at for something stupid that could have been aproached peacefully.

people not washing out the sink after shaving

people using my beard trimmer for there pubes (YUK!)

people who take my car very far and only replace half of the gas they used.

bi-polar people

egotistical jerks

pens clicking

joints that run

brick weed

and redneck christian extremists (oklahoma/kansas)

bi-polar people? thats kinda messed up dude those ppl have it really fucking hard.

Gen. Dissaray · 07-28-2007, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.nobody

pissing on the toilet seat and around the toilet. This is the fuckin thing that drove me to this. I went to take a shit and sat right in some piss. Couldnt get up because I was mid-turd

. If you cant lift the lid and aim your johnson then you have some serious problems

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soooolike... you started to poop before you even sat down? oh man. i think this may be your own fault.

1. look at the toilet
2. make neccesary adjustments
3. sit down
4. poop

never once thought id have to tell this to a dude.

DalandeMD · 07-28-2007, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canyoudigit

bi-polar people? thats kinda messed up dude those ppl have it really fucking hard.

I know... wtf... bi-polar people and fat people???

That's more like prejudice than pet peeves. BTW I fucking hate the term 'pet peeves'.

Soakedloopie · 07-29-2007, 08:13 AM

repetative noises.

Štulic · 07-29-2007, 08:49 AM

Wow, Loopie is back

Lloydy · 07-29-2007, 09:13 AM

people who think theyre git spiritual and shit when theyre tripping

_tyranT · 07-29-2007, 12:26 PM

people that call all weed "purp"

people that say they trip off weed

mr.nobody · 07-30-2007, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gen. Dissaray

soooolike... you started to poop before you even sat down? oh man. i think this may be your own fault.

1. look at the toilet
2. make neccesary adjustments
3. sit down
4. poop

never once thought id have to tell this to a dude.

LOL well didnt really explain myself correctly. There was a bit before

well was searching for tp finally found it and was relieved as hell. Plopped down started doing the do. Well I simultaneously felt the warm liquid and opened the flood gates

. anyway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

I hate it when people in public don't flush the toilet after using it. For some reason, I can't stand to have my piss comingling with the piss of others.

thought I was the only person who felt like this. Makes me feel fuckin creeoy when this happens. Another thing that pisses me off is when off is when people are fuckin musty or smell like hot ass in public. Especially old(i mean this in the nicest of ways) people at the VA hospitals OMG. Or when you are the one driving and freinds want you to go everywhere and want to complain when you dont and dont contribute any gas money and try to use the " Ah man what happened you used to be cool".............ge t the fuck out of the car!

one more for the books: When ppl are in my car and want to change my radio...bastards

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wiseco · 07-30-2007, 06:47 PM

I'm Bi-polar.

Hate me bitch

AdmBmb · 07-30-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiseco sponsore

I'm Bi-polar.

Hate me bitch

done and done

"JuiceTMc.D" · 07-30-2007, 10:46 PM

People that eat with their mouth open. I know it's extremely common, but it just makes me want to punch them in the fucking jaw for some reason.

No, not jaw, fucking jaw.

07-27-2007, 08:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
The_Duke YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Unknown Universe Posts: 126 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	public bathroom, home, work, or where? Also, yes it sucks, but you should look before you shit. __________________

07-27-2007, 09:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 23 Thanked 104 Times in 41 Posts	when people eat too loud i hate when im working (produce clerk), and someone walks up and takes one of my empty boxes and puts it in their buggy, and THEN asks if they can take it. as a rule, when this happens i'll never ever give em a box. also, at work, it pisses me off so much when people ask me to pick a melon for them, especially old people, how the fuck do they eat melons their entire life and not know how to choose em. also, at work, when i'm trying to make an apple display, and people take apples off whatever tray im trying to put down, this fucks up my entire routine, so i have to set the tray down, put more apples on it, and these fuckers go and take from there again. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

07-27-2007, 10:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stoopid M4ster bl4zer. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 62 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Racist bigots, Pseudo-intellectuals, and ladies that try and fight guys because we can't (I should say won't) fight back. __________________ Love, Stoopid.

07-28-2007, 06:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
fenderbender Derp? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 1,800 Thanks: 1 Thanked 21 Times in 11 Posts	fuckin hair anywhere where it can get into my mouth...omg, i cant stand it hmmm... fat people, cocky people, loud mouth people, long finger/toe nails, idk bunch of other shit that i cant think of as well __________________ Imagine there's no heaven,It's easy if you try No hell below us,Above us only sky Imagine all the people,Living for today... Imagine there's no countries,It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for,And no religion too Imagine all the people,Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer,But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us,And the world will be as one

07-28-2007, 06:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Rev ~ Herban Legend ~ Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 11,899 Thanks: 18 Thanked 166 Times in 98 Posts	I hate it when people in public don't flush the toilet after using it. For some reason, I can't stand to have my piss comingling with the piss of others. All TV commercials that try to associate their products with shit that has NOTHING to do with said product (associating beer with hot chicks for example; no one ever got the hottie by drinking enough beer). Littering at the beach or on other public, natural lands (like in the woods). I know the average person has respect for little else but the two holes through which their food passes, but fuck people! Angry people who are always looking for someone to listen to them complain (often self-righteously) about how this, that, or the other thing is all fucked up. For example, listening to people at work continually complaining about the same shit they can't change, or complete strangers that you strike up a conversation with and within 60 seconds they're latching on to the only thing you said that can be construed as even remotely negative. Passive-aggressive people (no explanation necessary). The Rev __________________ THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY DISRESPECT INCORPORATED The Order of the Illuminati "Jesus, I've just realised I've been posting on yahooka for more than a quarter of my life!" -Sir-Ex R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.

07-27-2007, 08:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
skunkhaze Its me again Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: indiana Posts: 50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	a chick with a moustache......eww

07-28-2007, 03:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
no_limit1 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 257 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	lets see, constant nagging/bitching for no apparent reason. being yelled at for something stupid that could have been aproached peacefully. people not washing out the sink after shaving people using my beard trimmer for there pubes (YUK!) people who take my car very far and only replace half of the gas they used. bi-polar people egotistical jerks pens clicking joints that run brick weed and redneck christian extremists (oklahoma/kansas)

07-29-2007, 08:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
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Štulic Jaxykaнaц Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Terra Australis Incognita Posts: 6,144 Thanks: 38 Thanked 31 Times in 19 Posts	Wow, Loopie is back

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_tyranT YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Eastern US Posts: 1,463 Thanks: 7 Thanked 23 Times in 15 Posts	people that call all weed "purp" people that say they trip off weed

07-30-2007, 06:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
wiseco I am Hip-Hop Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Fuck is a Bachinsky? Posts: 3,301 Thanks: 60 Thanked 62 Times in 41 Posts	I'm Bi-polar. Hate me bitch __________________ Lets Get Drunk, Get Blowed Spit Shit, Spark Blunts and Fuck Hoes <Afrohorse> if youre in the middle of a k hole, what are gonna do about people stealing your tv

07-30-2007, 10:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
"JuiceTMc.D" YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	People that eat with their mouth open. I know it's extremely common, but it just makes me want to punch them in the fucking jaw for some reason. No, not jaw, fucking jaw.