just crapped myself in the bank :/ - Page 2

nugglies · 08-20-2007, 12:54 AM

my most memorable sharting experiance was when my buddy and i were standing in a kinda bushy spot next to the driveway of some mueseum in germany, we were hooting some ruthless pop can pipe and i sharted mid toke.

i then whipped my pants down and started wiping with some leaves, and my buddy continued to spoon feed me tokes while i wiped.

the roughest sharts are the ones you need to hide when your stuck around other people

AnimalLover420 · 08-20-2007, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by no_limit1

The clerk asked me what happened when i came back later. i just told her i had an "unforseeable accident". lol

Wow you couldn't come up with anything better than that?? You might as well have just told her you shit your pants.

Christoffer · 08-20-2007, 01:59 AM

giftedunlimited · 08-20-2007, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by nugglies

my buddy continued to spoon feed me tokes while i wiped.

wow, thats dedication.

Lloydy · 08-20-2007, 06:43 AM

lol just be glad none of your mates were there

no_limit1 · 08-20-2007, 02:00 PM

rofl, thats fucking halarious!

snowmayne · 08-20-2007, 03:46 PM

I once got to work, while I was a server, and stepped out of the car. At the same time, i coughed, sneezed, and sharded pretty badly in my pants. Needless to say i drove home all shitty pants, changed and went back to work.

The Rev · 08-25-2007, 11:26 PM

I shit myself on the phone once. Fortunately, I was at home, but it's weird trying to carry on a normal conversation knowing that, at that same moment, your jockeys are loading up. I hate that "irresistable force" gas; shit should at least give a guy a fighting chance.

The Rev

Paranoid Android · 08-25-2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.nobody

I know what you mean.

Awhile back I was coming down off of a major dex vacation

and was hiiking with a few friends from the cave we camped in. Well.........Well I sharted in my sleeping bag and..........heh was commando atm. Had just washed my boxerbriefs in the gully/river. And had completely zipped myself in because it was cole. Lol woke up the next morning and smelled something funny. Blamed a friend for smellinh then looked at mysle fin the light the next morning and apologized...

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HAHAHAH... gold.

Jake_Armstrong · 08-25-2007, 11:41 PM

now and again, everyone craps their pants. and it is always hilarious.

Parallax · 08-25-2007, 11:49 PM

happened to me a while ago, but i caught it with my ass cheeks and i waddled over to the toilet just fine, without soiling my pantaloons. my excuse is that i was very sick at the time and had unusually runny poo, so there.

Lloydy · 08-27-2007, 12:22 PM

lol some lad shit himsel at a rave last night
imagine shitting yourself infront of 3000 people hahaha

Dr. ShinDig · 08-27-2007, 05:33 PM

thank you... seriously.. thank you!

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nugglies ><))))"> Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: vancouver island bc Posts: 220 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	my most memorable sharting experiance was when my buddy and i were standing in a kinda bushy spot next to the driveway of some mueseum in germany, we were hooting some ruthless pop can pipe and i sharted mid toke. i then whipped my pants down and started wiping with some leaves, and my buddy continued to spoon feed me tokes while i wiped. the roughest sharts are the ones you need to hide when your stuck around other people __________________ blank

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snowmayne lolwut? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: your moms Posts: 4,291 Thanks: 11 Thanked 51 Times in 36 Posts	I once got to work, while I was a server, and stepped out of the car. At the same time, i coughed, sneezed, and sharded pretty badly in my pants. Needless to say i drove home all shitty pants, changed and went back to work. __________________ #yahooka reppin Women think they're clever cuz they can fake orgasms for a whole RELATIONSHIP. Big deal... Men can fake whole RELATIONSHIPS for orgasms.

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no_limit1 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 257 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	rofl, thats fucking halarious!

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