just crapped myself in the bank :/

no_limit1 · 08-14-2007, 03:40 PM

yep, sure did, picked up my paycheck and on the way to the bank i got REALLY bad gas. So I was standing in line (no bathroom in site) and had to fart again. but heres what really happened. I farted alright, with a very healthy/runny surprise in mid-fart. went running down my leg and everything. so i rushed out back to my car and ended up driving home in some old ass boxers i found in my trunk, lol.

this was a sad day

08-14-2007, 03:45 PM

sharting is the worst.

stonerkid · 08-14-2007, 03:47 PM

Jimmy Coonan · 08-14-2007, 03:47 PM

Hahahhahahahahha.

I was giving this drunk kid a ride home once. We're about halfway there when I hear, "damn, I thought that was a fart."

**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-14-2007, 03:50 PM

Do you live in a small town? Because, it would be even more horrifying if once you were over your HUGE embarrassing moment, and decided to venture back out into society, that you were in another line, somewhere else, and you hear a daughter behind you whisper to her mom, "OH.MY.FUCKING.G OD. MOM! It's that guy that took a shit on the floor in front of us at the bank!"

no_limit1 · 08-14-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lillarry518

Hahahhahahahahha.

I was giving this drunk kid a ride home once. We're about halfway there when I hear, "damn, I thought that was a fart."

ROFLMFAOx20!!!

osirus2020 · 08-14-2007, 03:59 PM

You should have let it run out of your pants and onto the bank's carpet.

grieves · 08-14-2007, 04:06 PM

we had lemons, now we have brownie...

snuffleupagus · 08-14-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs

we had lemons, now we have brownie...

HA!

no_limit1 · 08-14-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

Do you live in a small town? Because, it would be even more horrifying if once you were over your HUGE embarrassing moment, and decided to venture back out into society, that you were in another line, somewhere else, and you hear a daughter behind you whisper to her mom, "OH.MY.FUCKING.G OD. MOM! It's that guy that took a shit on the floor in front of us at the bank!"

Well, i used to live in a small town till about a month ago. now i live in KC. BIG city, lol but the sad thing is my bank already knows me by just walking in there, lol the clerk asked me what happened when i came back later. i just told her i had an "unforseeable accident". lol

DalandeMD · 08-14-2007, 06:22 PM

LAWL

Ah... yeah, I can remember gambling and losing just before work at Target... uniform is KHAKIS and a red shirt. Fuck. Tied jacket around waist, snatched the nearest khaki on the rack in my size, had to wait in line to buy... I swear it took FOREVER, and the cutest damn cashier guy waves me over to his line... oh, the horror... I hoped nobody noticed! Then went to the bathroom to dispose of pants, clean up and change. Acted like nothing happened, but work was never the same.

Hope nobody was eating while reading this thread...

higherthanamile · 08-14-2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

You should have let it run out of your pants and onto the bank's carpet.

And.......

Turned around and asked the people around you, 'Gaaaawwd! Do you smell that?'

HTAM

ebolaman · 08-14-2007, 06:42 PM

lol
that same thing happend to me about a month ago.
luckily i was in my house on the computer.

zero-shittola · 08-14-2007, 07:11 PM

never fart w/o Depends

Ziggy_Stardust · 08-14-2007, 07:24 PM

hahaha thats never happened to me...outside my house

newbiegreengrow · 08-14-2007, 07:42 PM

the stiff-legged trot is the worst feeling ever.

mr.nobody · 08-14-2007, 07:47 PM

I know what you mean.

Awhile back I was coming down off of a major dex vacation

and was hiiking with a few friends from the cave we camped in. Well.........Well I sharted in my sleeping bag and..........heh was commando atm. Had just washed my boxerbriefs in the gully/river. And had completely zipped myself in because it was cole. Lol woke up the next morning and smelled something funny. Blamed a friend for smellinh then looked at mysle fin the light the next morning and apologized...

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**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-14-2007, 07:49 PM

Ugh ^ That is gross.

mr.nobody · 08-14-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

Ugh ^ That is gross.

yes it is very gross. Very very gross almost makes you wanna throw up. Almost makes you wanna look at Mr.Nobody a bit diffrently.

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Bambi · 08-14-2007, 10:10 PM

LMAO!

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no_limit1 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 257 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	just crapped myself in the bank :/ yep, sure did, picked up my paycheck and on the way to the bank i got REALLY bad gas. So I was standing in line (no bathroom in site) and had to fart again. but heres what really happened. I farted alright, with a very healthy/runny surprise in mid-fart. went running down my leg and everything. so i rushed out back to my car and ended up driving home in some old ass boxers i found in my trunk, lol. this was a sad day

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AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,806 Thanks: 459 Thanked 231 Times in 164 Posts	Do you live in a small town? Because, it would be even more horrifying if once you were over your HUGE embarrassing moment, and decided to venture back out into society, that you were in another line, somewhere else, and you hear a daughter behind you whisper to her mom, "OH.MY.FUCKING.G OD. MOM! It's that guy that took a shit on the floor in front of us at the bank!" __________________ Last edited by AlteredStateGrl; 08-14-2007 at 03:56 PM.

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