Help Me Produce A Dirty Urine Sample!

jedison77 · 06-21-2008, 07:56 AM

Hello to all:
I have an odd question/request in regards to producing a dirty urine sample. I am randomly tested and need to be POSITIVE FOR METHADONE. I have a urine additive called urine luck to get the green stuff out of the sample, however when I use URINE LUCK my sample becomes completely clean. My question for the gang is if I add a small amount of liquid methadone to my sample will I still be clean for everthing else while remaining positive for METHADONE?

moldyorangepeel · 06-21-2008, 02:26 PM

why can't you just ingest the methadone?

zoltron · 06-21-2008, 02:49 PM

You've been prescribed methadone for pain management & been selling it for righteous bucks, am I close?

tedkennedy · 06-21-2008, 09:09 PM

^ aha...

yea common sense would just say that you should just orally take some methadone rather than put it directly in your piss, the body breaks down the methadone into different chemicals which are then excreted, your body doesnt just piss out methadone...if they did people would be drinking their own piss to get high

and secondly, what is so bad about testing positive? you could say you just skipped a dose or drank alot of water.

**Canuck Wisdom** · 06-21-2008, 10:06 PM

He doesnt want to be caught for 'green' guys. So I would guess testing for methadone is good, but weed is bad (??lol?), but it makes sense, hence, the methadone to the piss.

zoltron · 06-21-2008, 10:47 PM

Yeah, my pain management doc [who's very cool about THC in one's system] said that it's mandatory that they piss-test you, as they're not necessarily looking for a pot smoker, as they are prescribing some intense pain medicine to a dude who's just selling it for some ridiculous street price.

I think that's 1 of the longest sentences I've written.

06-21-2008, 07:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
jedison77 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Help Me Produce A Dirty Urine Sample! Hello to all: I have an odd question/request in regards to producing a dirty urine sample. I am randomly tested and need to be POSITIVE FOR METHADONE. I have a urine additive called urine luck to get the green stuff out of the sample, however when I use URINE LUCK my sample becomes completely clean. My question for the gang is if I add a small amount of liquid methadone to my sample will I still be clean for everthing else while remaining positive for METHADONE?

06-21-2008, 02:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
zoltron probably impaired Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 5,732 Thanks: 60 Thanked 59 Times in 44 Posts	You've been prescribed methadone for pain management & been selling it for righteous bucks, am I close? __________________ tits on ice Politicians against Legalization support organized crime AARP Toker <> RIP Matt <>

06-21-2008, 09:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,355 Thanks: 5 Thanked 120 Times in 78 Posts	^ aha... yea common sense would just say that you should just orally take some methadone rather than put it directly in your piss, the body breaks down the methadone into different chemicals which are then excreted, your body doesnt just piss out methadone...if they did people would be drinking their own piss to get high and secondly, what is so bad about testing positive? you could say you just skipped a dose or drank alot of water. __________________ matthew munari

06-21-2008, 10:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
zoltron probably impaired Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 5,732 Thanks: 60 Thanked 59 Times in 44 Posts	Yeah, my pain management doc [who's very cool about THC in one's system] said that it's mandatory that they piss-test you, as they're not necessarily looking for a pot smoker, as they are prescribing some intense pain medicine to a dude who's just selling it for some ridiculous street price. I think that's 1 of the longest sentences I've written. __________________ tits on ice Politicians against Legalization support organized crime AARP Toker <> RIP Matt <>

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06-21-2008, 02:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
moldyorangepeel Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,743 Thanks: 406 Thanked 86 Times in 41 Posts	why can't you just ingest the methadone?

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