Party Monster up for parole!

[matthewmunari]

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Offline: Michael Alig (Party Monster) up for Parole July 28th, 2008.

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Wondering if anyone else was aware of this, or following his story. Apparently this is his second parole hearing, having been turned down in the first after the parole board watched Party Monster.
Anyone excited? Upset?
I personally cant wait to run away and join the Club Kids

Here is a transcript of a phone call between James St. James and Michael Alig, discussing his thoughts on his release:

'October 28, 2004
Phone Call from a Felon

TUESDAY AFTERNOON

James St. James: So this is it. The last one. Tell me: What do you plan to do when you get out?

Michael Alig: (Nonchalantly) Oh, I don’t know.

James: MICHAEL!

Michael: Why, you want to see a movie or something?

James: (Laughs)

Michael: No really, I have a very good idea, actually.

James: What?

Michael: And this really something that’s do-able. You know, James, I will never be able to totally distance myself from clubland. I mean, you know that, right?

James: Well, you'll also never be able to work in a nightclub or any place that serves alcohol. You can’t work at places with liquor licenses.

Michael: That’s not true. What it is, is I’m not allowed to put my name on a liquor license. So I’ll be like Steve Lewis. Steve Lewis can’t direct a club, or have his name on a liquor license, but he can be the "artistic advisor" or whatever he’s called. But that’s not my idea. My idea is to make some really, really cool underground movies with all of our friends (or whoever will be my friend when I come out) and make these movies, make them very cheap, and really sick and twisted like that BABY HATER movie that Laurie Pike made, that I read about in PAPER magazine.

James: (Slowly) So you’re going to make movies about people who hate babies?

Michael: No, no, no. In the vein of John Waters and FEMALE TROUBLE and DESPERATE LIVING and sick stuff like that. Then I’ll have premieres in, say, five or six or 10 major cities across the country (and maybe even across the world, in Berlin and London!), and take 10, 15, 20 of the stars of the movie to each of the premieres in each of the cities and have fabulous Hollywood-style red carpet premieres, with the klieg lights and everything! And the people, the fans, can come to the party afterwards and mingle with the stars of the movie! Don’t you think that would be fun?

James: (Complete and utter silence) So you want to take your club-kid friends and make movies about them, like little Warholian-type things….?

Michael: More John Waters.

James: Um, but you don’t know anything about movies or directing movies.

Michael: WELL, THAT’S THE WHOLE BEAUTY OF IT, JAMES! You know how the whole club-kid thing works! I don’t have to make the movies. It’s sort of like Andy Warhol and Paul Morrissey. Andy didn’t make the movies. Paul did.

James: So you’re going to find…

Michael: I’ve already found somebody! I’ve found a hundred people like that!

James: Jeeez – don’t get defensive. I’m just doing my duty, asking the questions….

Michael: I’M JUST SAYING!

James: So it will be like “Michael Alig Presents….”

Michael: Well, I will be there when they are actually made. I’m not going to distance myself from it. I’ll be in the room saying (in an odd Hungarian accent) “It should be taller, like a LIPSTICK! Like a POWDERPUFF!”

James: Is that a BRADY BUNCH reference?

Michael: That was Bibi Galini on the Brady Bunch. Remember Bibi?

James: Zsa Zsa right?

Michael: No it wasn’t, but it was somebody like Zsa Zsa. And she had that fag assistant, and she and her assistant were both in the same office, except they had two separate desks and two separate telephones, and whenever he needed to talk to her he had to pick up the phone and buzz her desk. And she would pick it up. And at one point one of her rivals called and he said, Bibi, so-and-so on line 5, and she said, Her I do not wish to speak to – hang up loudly.

James: We’re a little off point here.

Michael: Well, don’t you think it’s a good idea?

James: Sure, Michael, it’s a great idea.

Michael: I mean like REAL red carpet premieres!

James: I got it. Now are you still going to be working clubs, doing clubs, throwing parties?

Michael: Eventually I’ll do something. You’ve heard about what’s going on Mondays at Avalon, right?

James: No. what?

Michael: YOU DON’T KNOW?

James: No. You’re killing me. What?

Michael: Keoki! Boy George! Amanda! Richie! Tasty Tim! Sophia!

James: OMG! That’s so glamorous! Monday nights, though? Has that ever been done? How’s it going?

Michael: I don’t know, but I have spies going in and sending me pictures.

James: OK, OK, OK. Let’s keep it moving. Other than this, what other plans do you have?

Michael: Well….

James: And how do you plan to spend the rest of the time in prison? How much longer do you think you have?

Michael: Gosh, talk about not being interested in my answers. Disaffected! How rude!

James: Anyway….

Michael: (Big sigh) "Let’s get this over with!”

James: So, theoretically, you think you have a year left….

Michael: NO, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY? I see the parole board in two years and one month.

James: Two years and one month. What happens if you don’t make parole the first time?

Michael: Well, they can tell you anything. They can say come back in six months with no tickets and we’ll let you go home, or they’ll say take this program and come back in 12 months we’ll let you out. They can say anything. BUT they can only say no up to a certain point. They can only say no twice, basically.

James: What is the purpose of saying 10 to 20 then?

Michael: Well, if you get into trouble while you’re in jail.…

James: Have you been in any major trouble?

Michael: Not enough that they can keep me beyond the two times. I’m talking about something that would get you an extra charge, like stabbing someone. And I’ve been really good the last four years. Actually, I was just told yesterday that I’m eligible for the Honor Block, which is quite an achievement, I might add. It means, if I choose to go there, that I will go someplace where I have a microwave oven, and be able to cook… JAMES! are you even paying attention to me?

James: I’m sorry, I was IMDB-ing Zsa Zsa Gabor to see if she was on the Brady Bunch. What were you saying?

Michael: I’M TELLING YOU IT WASN’T HER! As I was saying, it’s a step up. I can have a microwave and pots and pans to cook, and have a refrigerator that I can keep food in and my cell is twice the size and it's open all day long, and we have movies every day, and showers right there and we don’t have to come down to the gym for showers, so it’s a lot of privileges. The only thing is, this place is full of goody-two-shoes, everybody there is a snitch, so it’s like you’ve really got to be careful because every one is trying to be on their best behavior to get out.

James: Are you ever going to be able to take computer classes or anything? You realize when you get out you will be 10 years behind the rest of the world. Doesn’t that scare you?

Michael: They really don’t have anything like that.

James: Doesn’t it freak you out that before you went in, nobody really had cell phones, nobody was on the internet….

Michael: I think I’ll pick it all up pretty quickly.

James: Last question: You know, every day I fight the urge to wear a diaper and clown nose to work. I miss dressing up so much. When you get out, what are you going to wear? How are you going to dress? Forty is too old for club-kid looks.

Michael: I will probably do some sort of shirt-and-tie thing.

James: Huh?

Michael: You know, some kind of new-wave-y/German/electroclash look.

James: I suppose. But then after 50, we can go back to drag, right?

Michael: Oh absolutely."



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[Prophet Saddam]

Who is Party Monster?

[matthewmunari]

Originally Posted by Prophet Saddam

Who is Party Monster?

u never seen that movie w/ mcauley culkin playing a club promoter/junkie/murderer??? do a wiki search

[Prophet Saddam]

crazy they might let him go.

/crazy, he sounds

[matthewmunari]

Originally Posted by Prophet Saddam

crazy they might let him go.

/crazy, he sounds

he'll prolly get denied again cuz angels'(dude he killed) parents will prolly be there crying, swaying the parole boards decision..

[Smaerd]

haha I remember hearing about that crazy dude. I just wikipedia'd him and he is twapped. Yeah, k.o.'ing someone with a hammer, then suffocating them with a pillow, then pouring heroin down their throat, then cutting their legs off, and putting them down the hudson river in a box is fucked up. Then bragging about it...wow...I wonder what he does for a good-time?

[GratefulDead]

That bitch is crazy. I hope they don't give him parole, he didnt learn a damn thing by being in jail. You cant make someone not crazy by locking them in a 9X8 box.

[Smaerd]

Yeah in an animalistic environment^^. Totally agreed. Yeah but maybe he'll change around after 10-20 yrs of growing up.

[matthewmunari]

Originally Posted by Smaerd

Yeah in an animalistic environment^^. Totally agreed. Yeah but maybe he'll change around after 10-20 yrs of growing up.

i've read the book "party monster", in which the movie was based on, and that is one wacked out homosexual....i agree, there hasn't been NEARLY enough time behind bars for him to have changed..if you read the transcript of the convo i posted, he still thinks he's a "big shot" in the NY party scene....you cant change a leopards spots, without serious remorse and mind reprogramming....Jam es St. James is the LAST person he should be in contact with (and I'm kind leaning toward the side that he helped aide and abet Michael Alig(sp) in one form of another.....I mean he was the mans on/off again boyfriend for awhile...I think the point is moot cause on July 28th, he will get denied parole, and return to the pison life he had grow accustomed to. We'll see......

Matthew

[ProfessorMurder]

10 - 20 for killing someone in cold blood.
20 years manditory if someone has rock.
Probation & community service if someone has meth.

That minister's wife got like 60 days in jail, I shit you not.
FOr shooting the minister in the back at close range with a hunting rifle.
The reason was, he made her wear sexy clothes and high heels.

I heard about a guy in the 70's that stole a t.v. and they gave him 30 years,
they barely released him, in 2003, I think.

The 18th exonerated DEATH ROW TEXAS INMATE was recently released
only because the real killer confessed to the crime.
The others were DNA evidence retesting.

That Step father/ Uncle Sex Ring killer in Vermont, was supposed to be on probation
but his p.O. said he was a success story and let off early.

What's with all these killers&rapist being let out?
When there are entire immigrant families in prison at the Texas Hutto facility?

Children at the TYC, are treated worse than the worst criminals in major prisons
only because they don't fight back like the bigger older offenders.


I hope he get's shanked in the yard and they post the video on MSNBC LOCKDOWN! (ALL ENTERTAINMENT RIGHTS RESERVED FOR NBC)