Ok...So...since everyone knows that the zombies are on their way any day now, I really think it's time to form some sort of militia. Otherwise this is what we're in for: On the riz dudes. We gotta get some guns and some land mines and find some people from the IRA or some Muslim extremist group to help us rig zombie traps and teach us how to make shrapnel pipebombs.
And we'll probably need a crucifix, some garlic, and a silver bullet or three...Even though that's not text book anti zombie gear, I think one of those must do something...Or maybe we can throw some water on them or feed them after midnight.
So yeah...Zombies man...Who's comin' with me? I said...Who's comin with me?
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
YES!!! that is the game I was thinking of, Zombies ate my neighbors, one of my alltime favs.
but im not into the whole anti zombie gang scene, sorry to dissapoint. I fly solo brah.
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Originally Posted by Woods
Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
Yes, that game pwned, I had to borrow my friends SNES to play it, as I owned a Genesis myself, but it was worth jumping ship for a week to play that game.
Also garlic, crucifixes and silver would not do jack shit to a zombie, you're thinking vampires and werewolves
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
YES!!! that is the game I was thinking of, Zombies ate my neighbors, one of my alltime favs.
but im not into the whole anti zombie gang scene, sorry to dissapoint. I fly solo brah.
Fine then! But I ain't calling your mother when a the Suzie Orman zombie eats your brains and opens you an IRA fund...
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
Yes, that game pwned, I had to borrow my friends SNES to play it, as I owned a Genesis myself, but it was worth jumping ship for a week to play that game.
Also garlic, crucifixes and silver would not do jack shit to a zombie, you're thinking vampires and werewolves
They had it on Genesis dude. I had a genesis and that's what I first played it on...
But yeah...I know I was thinking of vampires and werewolves but shit...I figure they have to do something.....What about that whole water/feeding them after midnight thing?
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
No WAI, they had it on genesis? WTF. I'll bet Brian just wanted to play my Sonic and Toejam and Earl collection, the fuck
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I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
I think the Amy Winehouse zombie would be scary...but then again, it's not like it would look much different.
I hope I can meet the Tom Leykis zombie! "Ahhh...I'm going to eat your braaaaiiiinnnsss...W ith some Merlot and Cheese, Dear."
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
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Originally Posted by scottishbastard
I ain't calling your mother when a the Suzie Orman zombie eats your brains and opens you an IRA fund...
cheap lulz
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Originally Posted by verklingen
instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
hahaha...Come on...Don't tell me the Suzie Orman zombie wouldn't scare the crap out of you. The Kathie Lee Zombie would probably be much more frightening though......But I think the worst would be the Heidi & Spencer zombies! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...WHERE'S THE GARLIC AND MY BOX OF SILVER BULLETS?!?!?!
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
I still think the a Kathie Lee zombie would be a lot scarier than any tweeker I've met. Atleast tweekers don't eat brains.
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
Dude....Kathie lee gifford haha...Regis and kathie lee?
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"Dwarf Goober Militia"
How to write spazz lyrics 101
let's begin with this song
nederbodor hausenfeffer
don & neil are not lepers
floyd & leech are really swell
this makes no sense, can't you tell
you must always use these two magic words
unholy -- flung
now go write your own spazz song
your all fucking retarded except terry and grieves...the rest of you are completely fucked when the zombies come. When I get drunk I'll type a more profound and deep solution to this zombie predicament...if there even is a solution....which really there isn't. All I know is me and few friends got the midwest held down and geenos holdin up the east coast.
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Originally Posted by stonerkid
well i diddnt see the oter thread and the rev is the shit so fuck you
I'm actually fucking embarrassed by the fact he has Scottish in his username.
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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