If I could spend a day with each U.S. President...

scottishbastard · 08-09-2009, 03:38 AM

These are the things I would do if I had a day to hang out with each of the past and present u.s. Presidents:

Barack Obama - Go to a Drake and Lil' Wayne concert, smoke a few blunts, then go get some hookers.

George W. Bush - Cruise to the local poolhall drinking jack daniels on the way. Play some games of pool, drink beer, snort some lines and watch Bush Jr. do drunken handstands and backflips (you know he has crazy party trick skills!)...and get some hookers.

Bill Clinton - Go to a jazz club and smoke a few joints (and remind him not to inhale), then totally go get some hookers!

George Bush sr. - Dare him to throw up on some random Asian guy, ask him if I can choose the next random middle eastern country to fuck with, get a hooker, help George bury hooker in the desert.

Ronald Reagan - Kill myself...Get a hooker.

Jimmy Carter - Go to a mountain top and watch out for UFO's (and get some extraterrestrial hookers).

Richard Nixon - Tap a hooker's phoneline.

JFK - Convince him to let me bang Marilyn Monroe, get drunk, kill some hookers.

Herbert Hoover - Let the hooker kill him.

stoneric · 08-09-2009, 10:02 AM

bush 2. Visit him in his jail cell. Moon him.

©antSEEme · 08-09-2009, 10:17 AM

george washington - grow marijuana and distill grain alcohol w/ him. right some things on a piece of hemp paper that will be misinterpreted hundreds of years later.

scottishbastard · 08-09-2009, 01:53 PM

But what about the hookers guys?!!?! Come on now...

The Rev · 08-09-2009, 01:57 PM

I'd like hang out with Jackson. That MF was off the hook, yo.

The Rev

Terry · 08-09-2009, 03:16 PM

Andrew Jackson, get him to challenge some dudes to a duel

Ego Tripping · 08-09-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

george washington - grow marijuana and distill grain alcohol w/ him. right some things on a piece of hemp paper that will be misinterpreted hundreds of years later.

Being · 08-09-2009, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by scottishbastard

These are the things I would do if I had a day to hang out with each of the past and present u.s. Presidents:

Barack Obama - Go to a Drake and Lil' Wayne concert, smoke a few blunts, then go get some hookers..

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

drake is a major corporate creation douche (fag was in degrassi), and wayne needs to get back to not being a douche

Ego Tripping · 08-09-2009, 06:17 PM

Lincoln - Ask him to impersonate Sean Connery and keep getting him to say "I don't know who that is." Then laugh.

pacman · 08-09-2009, 06:59 PM

me and Andrew Jackson would get loaded up with mac 10's, and ride around on horses killing indians

Grieves · 08-09-2009, 07:58 PM

anyone before 1899

Beat slaves, Lynch em when i was done, Illegitimately fertilize their wives, Teach everyone the glory of crack cocaine, Show them an ipod touch and tell them i was from the future, Rule the US based on being from the future...

scottishbastard · 08-10-2009, 01:53 AM

Fertilize??? haha...That's a good way of putting it...But I'm pretty sure if it was before 1899 and you convinced people you were from the future they would burn you at the stake for being a witch.

And though Jackson was a mac daddy, o.g. triple o.g., pimp he was a horrible example of a U.S. president. Maybe him and Hoover should duke it out.

And yeah, Drake is pretty goofy.. But my Canadian side draws me to secretly watch Degrassi marathons....My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile hahahaha. But it was funny as hell when he ate shit on stage.....But the bottom line is he has the best music video I've ever seen. Big boobed ho's stretching and playing basketball...I can't believe everyone hated that video.

The Rev · 08-15-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Ego Tripping

Lincoln - Ask him to impersonate Sean Connery and keep getting him to say "I don't know who that is." Then laugh.

This statement is a work of art.

The Rev

Kompressor · 08-15-2009, 10:59 AM

I'd want to safari with Teddy Roosevelt.

The original Rough Rider.

Silverleaf · 08-15-2009, 11:08 AM

I'd like to see a drunken brawl between Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. That would be a little epic.

Mydriasis · 08-15-2009, 02:25 PM

Teddy Roosevelt was a true bad ass. Dude got shot and still gave a speech. I'd prolly just give him some brandy, bow,and walk away.

Woodrow Wilson - "I am a most unhappy man; unwittingly I have ruined my country...", I'd probably just sit down and ask him why he still did what he did.

**kitch** · 08-15-2009, 02:39 PM

I'd chill with Clinton, but only if Hilldog wasn't around.