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08-21-2009, 08:09 AM
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Happy Birthday Beyonder
Well read the title and there ya go.
Hope you have a good one brother and get everything you want.
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08-21-2009, 08:15 AM
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have a good one!
get fucked up!
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08-21-2009, 09:41 AM
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Haaaapeeee Birthdaaaaayyy!
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08-21-2009, 09:58 AM
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!!!!!!!
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08-21-2009, 12:41 PM
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happy birthday!
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
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08-21-2009, 04:49 PM
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What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off?
The Rev
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R.I.P. Governor  We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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08-21-2009, 05:39 PM
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OH Rev you know I can't spell for shit.
How's it look now Sensai?
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08-21-2009, 06:05 PM
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Sensei, actually.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
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"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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08-21-2009, 06:27 PM
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told ya' I was bad.
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08-21-2009, 06:28 PM
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uh er.... I meant this guy:
Nagayo_Sensai
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08-21-2009, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off?
The Rev
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No no, that a bris, the ritual circumcision of a newborn Jewish male performed by the mohel who is either a Rabbi or a Doctor (or both) or a cantor.
They work for tips.
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08-21-2009, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by №1
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They work for tips.
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Oh shit! roll those drums kid!
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08-21-2009, 07:33 PM
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Ehem...
After collecting foreskins for 25 years, the mohel had taken his collection to the local saddlemaker and asked him to make something from the skins to commemorate his years of service. The craftsman, even though it was an odd request, took the Rabbis tips and told him to come back in a week.
A week passed and the mohel returned to the tannery where the saddlemaker handed him a small wallet.
"What is this?!" cried the Rabbi "Twenty five years I collect the foreskins of the Jewish males and you make me a trifold wallet?!"
"Relax" said the craftsman "If you rub it, it turns into three pieces of matched luggage!"
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08-21-2009, 07:45 PM
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I remember my dad telling me stories about his own father, when he served in WWI. I won't bore you with the details, but one of the better stories involved a prank where several foreskins were introduced to the cooking pot at chow time.
The Rev
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08-21-2009, 08:20 PM
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Oh shit, I just looked through this thread and, well...
Happy Birthday man!!!
/thread jack
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