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03-28-2009, 09:44 PM
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Sexual Fantasies
What's your sexual fantasy?
I've always wanted to fuck on a giant satellite dish. I just haven't found one yet that doesn't face the road.
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03-28-2009, 09:49 PM
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props on posting yours.
these things have always fascinated me, as human sexuality (or the study of it, at least) is an interest of mine.
oddly enough, I don't really have any. at all. my fantasy is to be with a girl, and her being down enough to unleash everything she's ever wanted to try.
or for a girl to make the first move/take control. I'm not talking femdom, but I'm an ultra nervous person and can never muster the courage to even go for the first kiss, so that would be pretty exciting to me.
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03-28-2009, 10:16 PM
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lol well I figured I couldn't start a thread without posting mine. But yeah our sexual nature is something that has always intrigued me. And tell me how that works out for you buddy. I personally have never made the first move on guy, I like guys with the confidence. And plus I've never been too good at figuring out when a guy is coming onto me. I don't really figure it out until they're like on top of me lol.
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03-28-2009, 10:19 PM
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thats usually a pretty good indication.
and it doesn't work out, but recently I've grown a spine, and it seems I'll find my fangs some day.
I owe twice my weight in patience, though.
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03-29-2009, 09:39 AM
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i want to fuck in a hot tub. and i want to fuck an airline stewardess for the duration of my flight with the tables in the upright, lock position
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03-29-2009, 10:08 AM
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I've always wanted to try it in the woods, or at least outside. I haven't decided whether it has to be dark or not.
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03-29-2009, 10:13 AM
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hot tub is a lot harder than it sounds. water is not your friend, in that case.
and the woods are great, but mosquitoes are not. not to burst iether of your bubbles though. just sayin'.
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03-29-2009, 10:14 AM
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*movie sex*
Starting off all slow and stuff then rolling around with each other...... you guys know what i am talking about. 
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03-29-2009, 10:20 AM
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are we talking the ultra romantic sex from eyes wide shut, or the sex scene from shoot em up?
actually, add clive owen to my list.
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03-29-2009, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by slapstick
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hot tub is a lot harder than it sounds. water is not your friend, in that case.
and the woods are great, but mosquitoes are not. not to burst iether of your bubbles though. just sayin'.
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I'll have to go when there aren't any bugs 
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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03-29-2009, 11:13 AM
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I've always wanted to try it in the woods, or at least outside. I haven't decided whether it has to be dark or not.
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best is in parks/on golf courses at night and under the stars. i don't do camping, but i'll sleep under the stars with some blankets and my woman. but ya, the key is finding a time/place with minimal mosquitoes.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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03-29-2009, 11:16 AM
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hottub isn't too difficult, but i guess it is a little tricky.
outside is dope, definately, just keep watch for peeperz!!!
sitting a girl down on the dryer is always nice.
I wanna hit up the airplane bathroom with a flight attendant... a trampoline might be kewl... umm.. can't really think of anywhere else.
ooo hot nurse at doctors office.
man i need to get laid.
edit: word to nighttime golfcourses, my other crib is right across from the putting green :]
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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That is a pun sun!
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03-29-2009, 11:29 AM
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tampolines are the shit, the less tramp the better.
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03-29-2009, 11:41 AM
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in public, in front of everyone...no porn shit, just fucking in the street...
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03-29-2009, 12:24 PM
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I've always wanted to do a 3-some (with 2 girls).
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03-29-2009, 12:43 PM
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I'm likely to be arrested for just THINKING about the stuff, let alone sharing it will you guys. However, I can tell you that one of my favorites involves Tea Leone, Pink, and this dude:
The Rev
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03-29-2009, 12:44 PM
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Nice man
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03-29-2009, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew
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hottub isn't too difficult, but i guess it is a little tricky.
outside is dope, definately, just keep watch for peeperz!!!
sitting a girl down on the dryer is always nice.
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worrd, not so much a fantasy, but that's one of my favourites too.. just like come up behind her when she's ironing or folding something, pull her pants down, bit her booty, pick her up and it's on. hahah
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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03-29-2009, 01:27 PM
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ive already had most of my fantasies, except for fucking on an airplane. that would be cool.
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03-29-2009, 03:38 PM
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I harbor too many fantasies and their details to make a list of.
The most sensational fantasy though would be anything spontaneous, caught in the throws of passion and appreciation.
I dissolve at the thought of genuine expression and relation.
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