Will I be able to have kids?

herbinator45 · 06-19-2009, 12:38 AM

I just got to thinking..

After smoking weed all these years, and for the foreseeable decade give or take before I plan on maybe starting a family, will I be able to make babies? Will my boys still swim?

Me and one of my high-school girlfriends had a scare the semester I came back to school to play football, and then I had another random scare the year I took off to travel/work, but let's say i'm 32 when I start making babies with my wife??.. That would be after 22 years of use, and 18-19 of those very heavy use.. opposed to the 7-8 years when I found out I could 'make babies'.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-19-2009, 12:41 AM

wow do you swallow everything the government spoon-feeds you, or just the false drug "facts"?

herbinator45 · 06-19-2009, 12:43 AM

was the daily show that got me thinking actually.. haha

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-19-2009, 12:44 AM

so long as you dont waste all the viable ones doing target practice on kleenex, yes, you will produce children.

children dumber than all hell.

herbinator45 · 06-19-2009, 12:45 AM

b, i don't gey up your g&s's. fuck off.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-19-2009, 12:48 AM

:\ is this a serious thread?

dubtrice · 06-19-2009, 12:49 AM

my boys dont just swim; they fly

mothernature · 06-19-2009, 06:15 AM

You will have children. The boys will swim just fine.

Now, if you are having un-protected sex, you will most likely not find a decent woman who will want to marry you and have kids at age 32. This would be because you will already have a ba-zillion other kids running around, with a ba-zillion other women.

So, yes, you can and will be able to make babies.....lots and lots of babies.

Kishar · 06-19-2009, 06:29 PM

settle down ladies this isn't ffa.

Mydriasis · 06-19-2009, 08:11 PM

Trust me Cannabis may have lowered some peoples sperm count. But having less sperm doesn't mean much when there's like a million of those guys hanging out at all time.

Wrap it before you tap it, unless you want and are ready for kids.

xMSx · 06-19-2009, 08:55 PM

You will be fine, they come back!

. rapidly actually

HesStoned · 06-19-2009, 10:54 PM

they swim fine, they just stop and smoke a bowl halfway

herbinator45 · 06-19-2009, 11:00 PM

I almost always do wrap it up. The times I didn't, the girl I was with was insanely allergic to latex.. even the all natural ones that have less than 1% latex or whatever give her crazy allergic reactions.. the other time I was just being stupid-- trusted the girl was keeping up with her birth control and pulled out, but she rubbed her clit on my dick before i got a chance to wipe off.

Kishar · 06-20-2009, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by herbinator45

but she rubbed her clit on my dick before i got a chance to wipe off.

stateofkane · 08-16-2009, 08:24 PM

What the fuck do you mean by "had a scare"?

Forgive me; I don't talk to people much and don't understand most slang or words for that matter.

AnimalLover420 · 08-16-2009, 09:17 PM

Some of the most fertile people I know are also huge potheads. I think you'll be just fine.

Silverleaf · 08-16-2009, 10:49 PM

i was drinking a magic hat earlier and the bottle cap said, "find salvation through acts of creation" and i think it's applicable advice for this thread.

btw, "had a scare" means he thought he unintentionally put a bun in the oven.

that is scary.

stateofkane · 08-17-2009, 07:58 AM

I thought it meant he got her pregnant and she had an abortion. If you read his thread closely, he claims he knew he was potent at one point in his life.

It sounds like a gay term anyways.

osirus2020 · 08-17-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by herbinator45

b, i don't gey up your g&s's. fuck off.

Hey man, you gotta chill out. Even though this is something you're concerned about, it's a pretty obvious answer for most of us. Don't feel bad about asking a question like this.

I'm assuming you've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin? Well there's a scene where he asks a doctor "Is it true that if I don't use it, I lose it?", in the context of sex, with his penis being "it". It's a seemingly silly question that most people would laugh at, but from his perspective it's serious.

In other words he's just questioning whether or not you're being serious.

Storm Crow · 08-17-2009, 03:05 PM

Sex hormones would have to be involved if it messed with sperm.

Here's a line from "Effects of chronic marijuana use on testosterone, luteinizing hormone, follicle stimulating hormone, prolactin and cortisol in men and women." (the study is in "Granny Storm Crow's list"- run a search.)-

"Chronic marijuana use showed no significant effect on hormone concentrations in either men or women."

I think that says it all in a nutshell! Hormone concentrations were normal.

And do you remember how many "hippie babies" there were?

Granny