How to tell if you're a grower...

Blippy The Slug · 02-23-2007, 11:27 AM

I was taking the laundry down off the drying rack - which I also used to dry popcorn nugs and minor branches - when I noticed a green something.

Bonus!

You might be a grower if....

... you walk into a store and notice immediately how loud (or quiet) their ventilation is.
... you know more about lights than the guys at GE.
... the first thing you notice when house or apt hunting is where the dryer vents are.
... you're standing in line at the store, and the person behind you picks something off your sweater and adds rolling papers to their purchase.
... you can tell at glance that your friend's Rhododendron needs Nitrogen.
... you look at the exhaust vents of laundromats longingly.
... you think every 5th plant in a tropical movie/TV show looks like weed.

TheTrueShangsta · 02-23-2007, 11:42 AM

Rubix · 02-23-2007, 01:53 PM

good job

jonro37 · 02-23-2007, 04:28 PM

Here's a few more
..You know the first name of every garden associate at the Superwalmart Lowes and Homedepot.
..The neighborhood landscapers know they can dump their empty pots in your front yard.
..You cant pass the rubbermaid container section without figuring just how many plants will fit in the big one.

anaujiram · 02-23-2007, 04:41 PM

...You have more fluorescent lights than incandescent ones in your house.

tokinballer · 02-23-2007, 04:51 PM

whenever you visit someones house, you automaticly look for a great grow room.....or story

mardegan · 02-26-2007, 12:05 PM

every time you make a sandwich to go you cant find a sandwhich bag

blazen · 02-27-2007, 10:55 PM

you got it always out of sackys dont forget dirty finger nails and narly smelling bags of fert in the garage

Cerebro · 10-13-2007, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blippy The Slug

... you're standing in line at the store, and the person behind you picks something off your sweater and adds rolling papers to their purchase.

lolled at this at the time, i still think about that post and laugh.

leech111 · 10-14-2007, 08:13 PM

eveytime you go down the road and get slight smell of a skunk you think theres a guerilla grow out there!

Xil · 10-14-2007, 08:55 PM

^I do that and i'm not even a grower...lol

Nerevar_4 · 10-15-2007, 06:39 PM

- You have tons of peat pellets laying around
- You look on the back of ferts in a garden store; even though you wont buy them
- You have 5-10 bags of dirt and about 20 pots laying around outside

**Pharm Girl** · 10-16-2007, 01:25 AM

Some aren't even growers, they're rippers!

Thepizzaguy · 10-16-2007, 03:55 AM

Every time you enter the house you test the to see if you can smell the plants.

**Pharm Girl** · 10-16-2007, 04:11 AM

The 'ole carbon filter and uvonaire cranked.......you wouldn't know.

No smell should be lurking.

Jimmy Coonan · 10-16-2007, 04:20 PM

You unplug your refrigerator so your electric bill won't be too high.

leech111 · 10-16-2007, 09:52 PM

all your socks are dirty like you dont own shoes!!

Rubix · 10-16-2007, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lillarry518

You unplug your refrigerator so your electric bill won't be too high.

good1, there are more important things to power

Cerebro · 10-17-2007, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leech111

all your socks are dirty like you dont own shoes!!

lmao
Todays are the only dirty socks in this house, but thanks for a good laugh.
Fucking Brilliant!

leech111 · 10-17-2007, 04:24 PM

thanx cerebro hehe

02-23-2007, 11:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Blippy The Slug Der Bongmeißter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Aquarium Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	How to tell if you're a grower... I was taking the laundry down off the drying rack - which I also used to dry popcorn nugs and minor branches - when I noticed a green something. Bonus! You might be a grower if.... ... you walk into a store and notice immediately how loud (or quiet) their ventilation is. ... you know more about lights than the guys at GE. ... the first thing you notice when house or apt hunting is where the dryer vents are. ... you're standing in line at the store, and the person behind you picks something off your sweater and adds rolling papers to their purchase. ... you can tell at glance that your friend's Rhododendron needs Nitrogen. ... you look at the exhaust vents of laundromats longingly. ... you think every 5th plant in a tropical movie/TV show looks like weed. __________________ I am currently not on air, but SpikedTeaRadio is! SpikedTeaRadio! Putting our dicks in the mashed potatoes since 2005! THURSDAYS 8pm-? EST/5pm-? PST IRC: irc.p2p-network.net #spikedtearadio http://www.spikedtearadio.com

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: STL, MO Posts: 1,482 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 141 Thanked 203 Times in 134 Posts	^I do that and i'm not even a grower...lol __________________ Then we'd own those banks of marble, With a guard at every door; And we'd share those vaults of silver, That we have sweated for!

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Nerevar_4 YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Missouri Posts: 100 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	- You have tons of peat pellets laying around - You look on the back of ferts in a garden store; even though you wont buy them - You have 5-10 bags of dirt and about 20 pots laying around outside __________________

02-23-2007, 04:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
jonro37 YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 114 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Here's a few more ..You know the first name of every garden associate at the Superwalmart Lowes and Homedepot. ..The neighborhood landscapers know they can dump their empty pots in your front yard. ..You cant pass the rubbermaid container section without figuring just how many plants will fit in the big one.

02-23-2007, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
tokinballer YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 62 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	whenever you visit someones house, you automaticly look for a great grow room.....or story

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mardegan YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: oregon Posts: 11 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	every time you make a sandwich to go you cant find a sandwhich bag

02-27-2007, 10:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
blazen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	you got it always out of sackys dont forget dirty finger nails and narly smelling bags of fert in the garage

10-14-2007, 08:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
leech111 YaHookan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	eveytime you go down the road and get slight smell of a skunk you think theres a guerilla grow out there!

10-16-2007, 01:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
Pharm Girl ...~... Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,531 Blog Entries: 13 Thanks: 1,637 Thanked 551 Times in 424 Posts	Some aren't even growers, they're rippers!

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Thepizzaguy Currently deleting posts Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: USA Posts: 1,453 Thanks: 134 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	Every time you enter the house you test the to see if you can smell the plants.

10-16-2007, 04:11 AM	#15 (permalink)
Pharm Girl ...~... Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,531 Blog Entries: 13 Thanks: 1,637 Thanked 551 Times in 424 Posts	The 'ole carbon filter and uvonaire cranked.......you wouldn't know. No smell should be lurking.

10-16-2007, 09:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
leech111 YaHookan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	all your socks are dirty like you dont own shoes!!

10-17-2007, 04:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
leech111 YaHookan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	thanx cerebro hehe

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