PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!! with pics

Absynth420 · 09-17-2008, 11:13 PM

A very well respected medical grower that I know in Cali just flew to texas with some freshly manicured Pineapple buds!!!
i know technically you may be saying "thats not Pineapple Express", but check the grow section of this months HT (Cheech & Chong cover) and HIGH TIMES is calling it the Pineapple Express. So hence I am calling it Pineapple Express. I even had to twist up a Cross-Spliff in honor of the one they smoke in the movie.

update with pics of the cross joint in action!!

Absynth420 · 09-17-2008, 11:42 PM

pineapllpe joint!!!

edit: i must have already been baked as hell last night when i typed that, i didnt even notice the spelling error til just now

Smaerd · 09-17-2008, 11:54 PM

Enjoy yourself you lucky bastard. All those tastey nuggetss

SmokeSomeDoja · 09-17-2008, 11:55 PM

badass mang -- what happens if the wee joints out the side burn first? or does that never happen

©antSEEme · 09-18-2008, 12:02 AM

nice bud. im not familiar with that strain (or even the movie, yet).

is it a sativa or indica dom?

Prophet Saddam · 09-18-2008, 12:06 AM

JUSTinAzari

Absynth420 · 09-18-2008, 12:17 AM

theres a crazy technique for rolling those...
first you roll a nice 4 paper spliff.
then roll one normal joint, with a taper on each end. try to make it as symetrical as possible. then you take a shishkabob skewer, or in my case, the wooden skewer that came with my vaporizor, and pierce the regular size joint through the center. then you gotta measure how far back to make the hole in the spliff. to do this you take the length of the regular joint and divide it in half. so half of the length of the regular sized joint is where you want to pierce youre spliff. you CANT use the same tool for this.
its too thin to make a large hole without wrecking the spliff.
i use a dental tool, the one used for scraping plaque, got on the net for 3$ and its been the best multi-purpose pot tool i own.

so youve got two perfect joints with holes in them and youre like "wtf did i do to my fine 8th of Pineapple nugs?" but have no fear it will come together.

pull the joint through the larger hole in the spliff, making sure to remember where the hole in the little joint is, you want that facing straight back to where you inhale.

strip the glue from a couple RAW's, cuz thats the only paper ill smoke, and seal the hole's up where the joint passes through the spliff on the sides and youre done!!!!

light the side ends first to make sure they burn right (you need 2 lighters), then light up the spliff and puff on it to get a nice cherry going. this joint will require alot of maintenence, but it will blow minds. 3 people are couchlocked as i type this. and its still an inch and a half long. its been burning for an hour!!!!

but im gonna keep this whole pound for myself. its some of the best smoke ive had ever. and ive tried a hell of a lot of strains...
its all just caught up with me and now im typing about 3 wpm, so im gonna have to say bye for now mates. but ill let you know if we end up sleeping til noon tomorrow or somehting...

Absynth420 · 09-18-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

nice bud. im not familiar with that strain (or even the movie, yet).

is it a sativa or indica dom?

from the looks id say a sativa dominant cross, but from the high...and im thinking this is from the time left on the plant, i would imagine... is a very indica feeling. it started with a great head high, but the more i smoked, i felt like i was getting the "indica couchlock" so thats what makes me sure its a cross. and why id say the trichs were 50/50.

id have to say its a 3way hybrid (thats only an educated grower's guess), harvested when the trichs were 50/50 white, amber. cured for a long time, at least 3-5 months. this shit is dense, hard and reeks my whole apartment up anytime i open the jar.

GirlsHateMe · 09-18-2008, 01:12 AM

I used to have a bong just like that, I fuckin took it to the beach while I was on exctacy and left it in the hotel...

I miss it...

giftedunlimited · 09-18-2008, 01:38 AM

damn that cross spliff or whatever is pretty bad ass

BearsysRevenge · 09-18-2008, 02:04 AM

I came in ready to fail this tread cause of the title... but damn... I don't think I can.

farmergiles · 09-18-2008, 04:10 AM

Lols @ cross spliff. I once made a T shaped spliff that smoked fine but yours trumps that!

Absynth420 · 09-19-2008, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GirlsHateMe

I used to have a bong just like that, I fuckin took it to the beach while I was on exctacy and left it in the hotel...

I miss it...

come down to texas and u can use mine anytime mate!

Absynth420 · 09-19-2008, 01:23 AM

update:
this morning i decided I would donate 1/2 a lb. of this fine herb to an underground Texas medical community some fellow growers and I started to help out until Texas comes around on the medical issue. They were very appreciative, and Im glad I could help some friends out.

farmergiles · 09-19-2008, 04:48 AM

Good for you. Weed has a healing hand in many cases.

**Pharm Girl** · 09-19-2008, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Absynth420

come down to texas and u can use mine anytime mate!

ANYTIME??

I'm packing up..............gett ing on that JET PLANE........dunno when i'll be back again!

**Captain Cannabis** · 09-19-2008, 07:16 AM

nice pics and awesome you donated some of the good stuff to people who need it.

OldMan&TheWeed · 09-19-2008, 06:41 PM

That is one fine joint. Complicated, yet it still burns even.

09-19-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearsysRevenge

I came in ready to fail this tread cause of the title... but damn... I don't think I can.

as if you could fail a thread in the first place.....

wicked roll skills my friend!

09-17-2008, 11:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Absynth420 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 82 Thanks: 29 Thanked 26 Times in 11 Posts	PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!! with pics A very well respected medical grower that I know in Cali just flew to texas with some freshly manicured Pineapple buds!!! i know technically you may be saying "thats not Pineapple Express", but check the grow section of this months HT (Cheech & Chong cover) and HIGH TIMES is calling it the Pineapple Express. So hence I am calling it Pineapple Express. I even had to twist up a Cross-Spliff in honor of the one they smoke in the movie. update with pics of the cross joint in action!! Attached Images Last edited by Absynth420; 09-17-2008 at 11:39 PM.

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Absynth420 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 82 Thanks: 29 Thanked 26 Times in 11 Posts	pineapllpe joint!!! edit: i must have already been baked as hell last night when i typed that, i didnt even notice the spelling error til just now Attached Images Last edited by Absynth420; 09-19-2008 at 01:17 AM.

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Absynth420 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 82 Thanks: 29 Thanked 26 Times in 11 Posts	theres a crazy technique for rolling those... first you roll a nice 4 paper spliff. then roll one normal joint, with a taper on each end. try to make it as symetrical as possible. then you take a shishkabob skewer, or in my case, the wooden skewer that came with my vaporizor, and pierce the regular size joint through the center. then you gotta measure how far back to make the hole in the spliff. to do this you take the length of the regular joint and divide it in half. so half of the length of the regular sized joint is where you want to pierce youre spliff. you CANT use the same tool for this. its too thin to make a large hole without wrecking the spliff. i use a dental tool, the one used for scraping plaque, got on the net for 3$ and its been the best multi-purpose pot tool i own. so youve got two perfect joints with holes in them and youre like "wtf did i do to my fine 8th of Pineapple nugs?" but have no fear it will come together. pull the joint through the larger hole in the spliff, making sure to remember where the hole in the little joint is, you want that facing straight back to where you inhale. strip the glue from a couple RAW's, cuz thats the only paper ill smoke, and seal the hole's up where the joint passes through the spliff on the sides and youre done!!!! light the side ends first to make sure they burn right (you need 2 lighters), then light up the spliff and puff on it to get a nice cherry going. this joint will require alot of maintenence, but it will blow minds. 3 people are couchlocked as i type this. and its still an inch and a half long. its been burning for an hour!!!! but im gonna keep this whole pound for myself. its some of the best smoke ive had ever. and ive tried a hell of a lot of strains... its all just caught up with me and now im typing about 3 wpm, so im gonna have to say bye for now mates. but ill let you know if we end up sleeping til noon tomorrow or somehting... Attached Images

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Absynth420 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 82 Thanks: 29 Thanked 26 Times in 11 Posts	update: this morning i decided I would donate 1/2 a lb. of this fine herb to an underground Texas medical community some fellow growers and I started to help out until Texas comes around on the medical issue. They were very appreciative, and Im glad I could help some friends out.

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