This is a fucking Disaster

[mizzwoozy]

What if you spent all your paycheck on as much weed as possible and forgot to by wraps! oh no!

And you didn't get paid again until next month! oh no!

And you didn't have anyone to give you money to buy any! oh no.

But you find 50 cents and go to the store for a shell! yay!

And the store is closed because it's labor day! oh no!

And a crack head is selling wraps and shells 3 for a dollar! yay!

And you give the money to them but they run off with it! oh no!!!!!!!!!!

And you go back in the house to find your mom on your bed fucking the crack head with the hidden wraps you forgot about under your bed head been used to roll up your weed and smoked! oh nooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

lol

[FourtySecondRip]

this is def a higher thought

[yoh]

i think reading that warped my brain

[the-who?]

zomg

[WildWill]

Two things wrong:

1 - smoking in a "wrap" ruins all the goodness of MJ by putting it together with Tobacco. YUCK.

2 - Why are you still living at home? Grow the fuck up.



Nice try, but not very funny.

[The Rev]

I think if you replace the crackheads and wraps with boils and sores, you'd have the Book of Job there.



The Rev

[Roach]

this looks like a job for ,






Name: Angus MacGyver
Born: March 23, 1952
Place: Mission City, Minnesota

Mother: Ellen Jackson (maiden name)
Father: James MacGyver

Known grandparents:
Cecilia and Harry Jackson
DXS ID: xc4479

Phone: 555-4876

Languages:
American Sign Language (ASL)
Russian, German, French, Italian and a little Mandarin

Vehicles owned:
Jeep Wrangler reg: 1BND849 (2nd season)
1RJQ104 (3rd seson onwards)
Chevy truck reg: 2IAB345
57 Nomad reg: 1B0JKR


MacGyver, or "Mac," as his friends call him, is a master of on-the-spot improvisation. He can use ordinary household objects to get himself and his companions out of trouble. All he carries with him is a Swiss Army knife and, occasionally, a roll of duct tape. He carries no gun, having forsaken firearms after a traumatic childhood incident, and tries to avoid violence. He is fiercely loyal to his friends; and his enemies will find him a clever, resourceful, and uncooperative opponent.

Raised in Mission City, Minnesota, MacGyver joined the Special Forces Bomb Disposal team in Vietnam after graduating from high school. After finishing his tour of duty, MacGyver completed his education at Western Tech University with a science degree before setting off to “see the world”.


aluminum can .....dent in side of can ...tiny holes in bottom of dent
nail hole in bottom.

use the top as the mouthpeice (remove tab )

if you need help call Angus

[AlteredStateGrl]

Originally Posted by mizzwoozy

What if you spent all your paycheck on as much weed as possible and forgot to by wraps! oh no!

And you didn't get paid again until next month! oh no!

And you didn't have anyone to give you money to buy any! oh no.

But you find 50 cents and go to the store for a shell! yay!

And the store is closed because it's labor day! oh no!

And a crack head is selling wraps and shells 3 for a dollar! yay!

And you give the money to them but they run off with it! oh no!!!!!!!!!!

And you go back in the house to find your mom on your bed fucking the crack head with the hidden wraps you forgot about under your bed head been used to roll up your weed and smoked! oh nooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

lol

this was none of these. closed.
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