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03-20-2009, 12:46 PM
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put a bible over your penis
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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03-20-2009, 12:56 PM
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A whole new meaning for Biblethumpers...
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03-20-2009, 01:00 PM
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put a bible over your penis
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that's what the pope would have you do to prevent std's.
dumb pope. 
"Since his inauguration in 2005 the Pope has continued the Church's strong opposition to condoms by calling for abstinence, supervised heavy petting and whacking it repeatedly with a wooden spoon until it goes all soft again.
Meanwhile the Vatican has issued this year's list of approved non-penetrative carnal techniques including pearl necklaces, light genital branding and something called 'Dutch steamboating'."
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03-20-2009, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by K
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that's what the pope would have you do to prevent std's.
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yeah congratulations on spelling out the most basic implication of the joke.
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03-20-2009, 05:55 PM
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with folks like you........
it's usually necessary.
personally I've always thought of the pope as a joke.
aren't you wanted somewhere ?
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03-20-2009, 06:18 PM
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Yeah I'm due back at the Vatican, sharpish.
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"There are good men and bad men of all nationalities, creeds and colors; and if this world of ours is ever to become what we hope some day it may become, it must be by the general recognition that the man's heart and soul, the man's worth and actions, determine his standing."
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03-20-2009, 06:33 PM
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that old, ghouly sack of shit said condoms dont help against the HIV.
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03-20-2009, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Flamingnun
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Yeah I'm due back at the Vatican, sharpish.
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lol!
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03-20-2009, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Flamingnun
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yeah congratulations on spelling out the most basic implication of the joke.
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haha hahahahha nun cracks me up
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03-20-2009, 08:36 PM
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I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet.
But I can be patient.
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03-20-2009, 10:30 PM
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You know, I was thinking the same thing about you.
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03-21-2009, 12:41 AM
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03-21-2009, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by K
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I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet.
But I can be patient.
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Give it another 28 years, when i reach 50, who knows I might delete my account every other week like you do, sunshine.
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"There are good men and bad men of all nationalities, creeds and colors; and if this world of ours is ever to become what we hope some day it may become, it must be by the general recognition that the man's heart and soul, the man's worth and actions, determine his standing."
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03-22-2009, 08:00 PM
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lol at the 12 yr old and his tough guy serial killer avatar...
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03-22-2009, 08:05 PM
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grieves. no.
BAD DOG.
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03-23-2009, 10:11 AM
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Give it another 28 years, when i reach 50, who knows I might delete my account every other week like you do, sunshine.
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Or you all might be surprised.
sunshine. 
And it was the jew loving, motherfucking, flamingnun dick sucking, administrator that deleted my last account, not me.
But you are way too fucking stupid to know that.
Always will be.
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03-23-2009, 10:17 AM
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someone cares way to much about this here internet forum...
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04-19-2009, 02:20 PM
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The really sad part of this is that somewhere in the world someone is actually hanging a bible on their penis to prevent aids.
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04-20-2009, 08:02 AM
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I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican....
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04-21-2009, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican....
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Its our modern world. The more people we have in it the more likely we get a dumbass in power.
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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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