Smoking Indoors? Don't get caught! (Tips inside)

[osirus2020]

If there is a smoke detector in your dorm/room put a shower cap over it, but don't forget to take it off.

["JuiceTMc.D"]

Yeah with the "blowee" I call it a flowbee, but because you obviously can not blow your whole hit into it. Blow as much as you can then take a breath without blowing out the rest and then blow the breath into the "blowee."

Also when you are all done, any kind of liquid soap will work. Just put a tiny bit like the size of half a dime and spread it in your hair like gel, and on your hands. Oh and don't use axe or spray deodorant.

[Patrick Rue]

wtf why put liquid soap in your hair?

Are you blowing hits through your hair or something?

Just wash your hands and brush your teeth.

[_tyranT]

plastic bag sounds like a good idea, good thing my parents don't care if i smoke in the house anymore!

[Mojn]

The blowee thing works well. Since theres no dryer sheets here, we would do it like this if we werent supposed to be smoking inside. We call ours a mute.

Cut the bottom of a plastic bottle off

Get a thick piece of cloth and put it over the hole you just cut. I usually just wrap string around it til it stays in place

Spray some cologene or anything really all over the cloth.

Then all you gotta do is exhale into where you would normally drink from the bottle and youre sweet. We would use old spice cologene and after we would exhale into the mute, the smoke coming out of it would make the room smell really nice. Nothing like pot.

[Canuck Wisdom]

Originally Posted by breeze

well i got caught smoking weed by my parents, and man they made me flush an ounce of the best shit ive had in my life, so what i did , i got really sneaky and careful, go in the bathroom turn the shower on really hot water, then i closed the door and window andlet that thing steam up, then i went in and smoked a small bowl from a bong, then i got in the shower and the soap smell covers the pot smell pretty good, then to seal the deal i open the window, the colder air outside causes all the steam to be sucked out pretty quick, its like the smoke clings to the steam, and since the bathroom is all tile and theres nothing to absorb the smell (ie rugs curtains) it smells good as new when i get out.

If you smoke in a bathroom with a window and/or vent it can be done pretty efficiently before a shower. I suppose you could fake a shower, or just turn on the water if your only concern is smell not sound, but I usually just do this if I want to smoke in the morning before a shower anyways.

Get ready for the shower, turn on the water (just the tap, not the shower head is fine but the shower head will create more steam immediatly) and towel the door. Smoke out the window as if you dont want smoke to escape into the room, the idea is not to have a jamacian-hotbox type idea here, but to use the steam to help get the air in the bathroom out. If you can lean out the window as you take your hits do so, if not, blow them out and cap your bowls after you finish hitting them with a thumb or lighter. After done smoking, have your shower and leave the window open. All the steamy air will get sucked out (especially if its colder outside then in) along with the smell. Spray a scent or odor neutralizer before you shower if your paranoid. The shower will get rid of the smell on you too.

Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom

Alright, lets put together some knowledge here and bring to light the best methods for smoking indoors or out a window without being detected by parents or other authorities such as college dons.

Many of us are or have been in the situation where we cannot be detected smoking, but have reason to want to stay inside (like right now when its twenty degreees below zero outside). There are different methods and I want to see the very best come to light here, tried and tested over years of sneaking around.

I'll start.

The Blowee: Take a water bottle (or cardboard tube, which wont last as long, but absorbs moisture rather then collecting it like the bottle) and cut off the bottom few inches of it. Stuff the thing with as much dryer sheets as is reasonable and bend the cut end in, heating it with a lighter and sealing it so that the sheets wont slide out but you still have space for the smoke to escape when you blow. With the bottle you also have a nice mouthpiece from which to blow your smoke through and get fresh laundry scented smoke.

Please DO NOT breath in through the dryer sheets, for everything that is holy, please. I know some folks who do this and it just digusts me, because I've done it by accident and it can burn.

Be careful though using the blowee and dont forget about smoke escaping from your bowl. And it doesn't do anything for joints.

Diagrams are encouraged. I'll be filtering through unnecessary posts.

just to add to this, the proper way of using a merf/spoof/dryer sheet roll/whatever...


1. Use a bong, water is a crucial part of this method
2. Load only what you can completly cash and clear all in one hit, sucking any remaining lit pot down into the bubble
3. DO NOT BREATH OUT OF YOUR NOSE
4. DO NOT COUGH OUT SMOKE
5. DO NOT ALLOW ANY SMOKE TO ESCAPE
6. Blow all of the smoke out of the merf
7. Repeat

If you do this correctly, there is no marijuana smell whatsoever.

[Practical_Toker]

use a pillow. blow your hit into it. it works.
or you can put a dryer sheet on the end of a toilet paper roll with a rubber band and blow it through that.
but the pillow works just as good.
hell, i've smoked in the school bathroom and the movie theatre and the mall by blowing my hit through toilet paper. just fold it up a whole bunch and, yea, blow your hit through it. turns it yellow...

[blazen]

i got one for joints iam a fisherman we have wet fingers all the time so we take a emty water boddle burn or drill a hole in the capinsert joint in cap light screw cap back on just squeze bottle works great on a boat

[newsmoke]

ok, i havent tried it, but i think it shoult work for joints. take a bottle and put a hole in the side, and one in the cap, about the size of a pen. stick the pen through the cap, and stuff the end of a joint into the end of the pen that points down into the bottle. light it then real quick scrwew the lid on. the bottle should kee the smoke in while the hole in the side(make it toward the bottom) will let oxygen in while you inhale so it doesnt put itself out. hope it helps.

edit: I just tried it and it worrks. make sure you have a window that will pull the smoke out. you can open other windows to create a draft. you can even put some water in the bottom of the bottle to catch the ashes.

[shelbert008]

i made a blowee out of some bamboo, works well

[Mangina]

What i used to do sometimes way back in the day was, take a towel, fold it so its nice and thick, spray one side with a water bottle till its nice and moist ...and when you blow out your hoot just blow it really slowly into the towel, the result is no smoke and yellow lip marks after your done

[E-Clipz]

when i smoke indoors i usually tape a drier sheet to my air vent so that any air coming in or out is scented just as long as the air is turned on

[Bdizzle Fa Real]

Mine works perfectly.

You can use a bong (gravity bong), a pipe (not recommended), tinfoil (not recommended), a Pen Cap

Pen Cap: Take a pen cap and find a pen with a metal tip, (Where the ball point goes through and shove it into the pen cap)
Note: This works perfect for cherrying 1 hits. Easy to reload.'

Where: The best place inside a house is the bathroom. Bedrooms are good too, depending where your bedroom is located.

For a bathroom, put the gravity bong or other paraphenllia inside the bath tub. hit it as you already would and inhale all the smoke and blow it out the window. (In Arizona, state-law requires every room has a window, so I don't know how it is in Alaska or whatever.) It is good to take a shit after to hide the smell and if need be use a towel to air it out the window.

For a bedroom, you can hit the gravity near your closet. After you inhale all the smoke put the gravity in the closet and either blow smoke in the closet or out a window.

Note: Blow it in the closet if you can ghost hit it.

When: Best times to smoke is when your parents are asleep. Or gone, or not away.

Why: To get high

What: Shitty weed, bomb weed, not purple.

Who: You

[Canuck Wisdom]

Originally Posted by I think im high

i saw on a movie that you can use a vacuum to suck the smoke away. just use that little tube thing

Originally Posted by Geeno

Yeah, it didnt work in the movie either.

Think about it.

Where is the vacuum putting that smoke?

back into the air...

If you put dryer sheets in the vacs output vent it will work like a blowee. I've seen this done in real life.

[Mojo3838]

If you are really paranoid about detection, I take a trash bag and tie the open end shut, then I tear a small hole in the bag. I place the toilet paper roll partly in the hole then i seal the seam with tape. This can be done without the spoof and it is a simple way to trap the smoke. Simply let the bag sit for a few hours or open it outside to get rid of the smoke.

[Krack]

Originally Posted by Mojo3838

If you are really paranoid about detection, I take a trash bag and tie the open end shut, then I tear a small hole in the bag. I place the toilet paper roll partly in the hole then i seal the seam with tape. This can be done without the spoof and it is a simple way to trap the smoke. Simply let the bag sit for a few hours or open it outside to get rid of the smoke.

Seems like too much work to me, just use a spoof, and cover whatever your smoking in between hits, and febreeze the shit out of the room and it cuts your time in half, and you dont gotta pop smelly ass garbage bags that were filled with stale smoke.