Stupid fuckin' questions - Page 3

clive · 12-19-2007, 04:09 AM

You need a bong, you won't have any doubts if you're high or not after smoking a bong.

Hostile · 12-19-2007, 04:22 AM

I just smoked 3 thinly packed bowls in my bathroom (got the idea from Doja's thread) and listened to The Pillows. I don't feel shit. Either this weed is boot-scrapings or I've got a high tolerance. Either way I'm feeling pretty disheartened. Hopefully the cooking works out better.

After hitting it I had a shower, then opened the window, put the extractor on and sprayed a litre of deodorant. I think my trail is covered.

clive · 12-19-2007, 04:37 AM

You only get a high tolerance from smoking bud all day everyday for a while, you don't just naturally have a high tolerance so i'm guessing it's just shit weed, but even that should get you a little high.

Hostile · 12-19-2007, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delay

You only get a high tolerance from smoking bud all day everyday for a while, you don't just naturally have a high tolerance so i'm guessing it's just shit weed, but even that should get you a little high.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Last time I smoked it was primo shit straight from Amsterdam, and I still didn't feel anything. :/

GirlsDoItToo · 12-19-2007, 07:10 AM

^^ or they told you it was primo shit from amsterdam.... it could have just been normal weed. People have a way of talking shit up.

I'm not sure what to tell you about not getting stoned. I know that when I smoked it for the first few times I didn't feel shit. We tried a bong, then the next time a few joints, then back to the bong. Then one time, it just happened lol, and i was SO STONED (i tried to smoke ALOT because i didn't think it "affected" me like everyone else... i was just a moron

)

So just keep on at it. Maybe the weed you've had hasn't been very good quality, but even the shitty stuff should do SOMETHING for you, or maybe you aren't inhaling enough (even though you think you are....)

AfroHorse · 12-19-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

I think getting high is something of an acquired sensation that you might not completely notice until you become familiar with it. I know I didn't get high my first few times smoking

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Puffman · 12-19-2007, 11:16 PM

A friend of mine in university who hadn't smoked pot, decided he'd like to try it, but no matter what we did he couldn't get high from smoking. Although when we made (extremely potent) brownies he got high as fuck.

Hostile · 12-31-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Puffman

A friend of mine in university who hadn't smoked pot, decided he'd like to try it, but no matter what we did he couldn't get high from smoking. Although when we made (extremely potent) brownies he got high as fuck.

Well then, here's hoping that works.

I just baked 'em using the last of the shitty weed. They taste delicious but it remains to be seen whether they have any effect.

PopBud · 01-01-2008, 10:55 PM

I think that like any new user you never really inhale much. IDK its like if you ever smoked a cigarette and you might think the inhaling weed is like that which it isnt. Weed is easy to inhale in my opinion. before you inhale make sure to exhale then inhale all the Weed smoke you can. after that hold it in as long as you can and keep doing that until your finished toking. I know for a fact that everyone in the forum has had a problem with inhaling the smoke in the early stages of smoking. once youve mastered the inhaling weed you should be good to go shity weed or not. Good Luck

campbell182 · 01-03-2008, 05:57 PM

if you have such liberal parents, just smoke at home. if you dont live with them then there's no problem. If you don't like stink make a spoof:
1) Empty plastic water bottle of water
2) Cut bottom out of water bottle
3) Place dryer sheet on top and duct tape (or some other strong tape)
4) Through the mouth piece, stuff as many dryer sheets as you can fit into the belly of the spoof
5) After you take a huge bong hit, blow through spoof

I smoked for about an hour straight in my basement using a spoof and my dad came down and I could only hide my stuff in time, couldn't spray anything and he didn't notice at all.

jag8 · 01-03-2008, 06:12 PM

hostile: im glad to see somone is holdin it down for the true stoners.

osirus2020 · 01-03-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DeafTones

If the weed smells good, looks good, weighs out good, then it's probably good weed.
Don't pay anymore than 50 for a small.

Dude, he doesn't know a thing about weed. Read the entire fucking post. And what the fuck is a small? And 50 whats? Hes not in the states.

Oh and btw I bet Hostile is still blazed out of his mind since new years eve

Hostile · 01-04-2008, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PopBud

I think that like any new user you never really inhale much. IDK its like if you ever smoked a cigarette and you might think the inhaling weed is like that which it isnt. Weed is easy to inhale in my opinion. before you inhale make sure to exhale then inhale all the Weed smoke you can. after that hold it in as long as you can and keep doing that until your finished toking. I know for a fact that everyone in the forum has had a problem with inhaling the smoke in the early stages of smoking. once youve mastered the inhaling weed you should be good to go shity weed or not. Good Luck

Nah I never smoked anything before my first time with weed, and I fucked that up by not inhaling properly. Subsequently a friend told me how it was done, but like you said, I still don't think I'm getting it. I'll keep this stuff in mind for the future.

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Originally Posted by campbell182

if you have such liberal parents, just smoke at home. if you dont live with them then there's no problem. If you don't like stink make a spoof:

Turns out my parents aren't as liberal as I thought. It's okay to buy the weed and bake it, but apparently I can't smoke it because "all smoke causes cancer". I did try to bring up the scientific argument against that, but they weren't interested. It all descends from a lung cancer death in the family. Very disappointing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jag8

hostile: im glad to see somone is holdin it down for the true stoners.

Represent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

Oh and btw I bet Hostile is still blazed out of his mind since new years eve

Don't I fuckin' wish. The cookies were a total flop. The weed polluted the taste, and nobody got high except my mum who just felt ill. We followed the recipe meticulously so I don't think we overcooked them. I dunno. Not a good use of £30, when all is said and done. It'll probably be a month before I can find/afford any more weed.

Puffman · 01-04-2008, 11:47 PM

Who stickied this, and why?

dime_bag · 01-06-2008, 01:32 AM

^^^^werd

aradia3rd · 01-15-2008, 06:01 AM

Hi! Im in the US so I dont know about England prices but here it is 50.00 a quarter (8 grams) You will know it is good by the smell and i would only buy buds not shake. If it has red hairs it is the bomb and also if there are no or few seeds. If you blow the smoke into a pillow you cannot smell it especially if you spray cologne - also turning a fan around in the window so it sucks out works great too. Before you take a shower if you fold up a towel and blow into it by the time you finish showering you wont be able to smell it. I wouldnt bake your mom brownies unless she parties because it is definitely a head trip as well as a body one. Good luck!

Patrick Rue · 01-15-2008, 01:06 PM

A quarter is 7 grams.

Mr. Criminal213 · 01-18-2008, 11:15 PM

Can I Use Hydrogen Peroxide to clean a pipe if I still wanna use the resin?

bmennen07 · 01-30-2008, 10:36 PM

Ok smoking is easy. I took me about 4 smoke sessions to get high tho. After that ur set.

so, just inhale as much smoke as you can, keep the lighter burning the weed if u need to, then hold it in as long as u can. U should be forced to let it out if u got a big hit...u will cough. When you blow out, there should be a cloud of smoke. If not ur doing something wrong.

clive · 01-31-2008, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Puffman

Who stickied this, and why?

It's the official 'stupid fuckin questions' thread, with all the stupid questions asked, I think it's needed.

12-19-2007, 04:22 AM	#42 (permalink)
Hostile YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 603 Thanks: 1 Thanked 35 Times in 24 Posts	I just smoked 3 thinly packed bowls in my bathroom (got the idea from Doja's thread) and listened to The Pillows. I don't feel shit. Either this weed is boot-scrapings or I've got a high tolerance. Either way I'm feeling pretty disheartened. Hopefully the cooking works out better. After hitting it I had a shower, then opened the window, put the extractor on and sprayed a litre of deodorant. I think my trail is covered. __________________ Life is eternal, and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight. - Rossiter Worthington Raymond

12-19-2007, 11:16 PM	#47 (permalink)
Puffman isn't wearing pants* Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 15 Thanked 18 Times in 14 Posts	A friend of mine in university who hadn't smoked pot, decided he'd like to try it, but no matter what we did he couldn't get high from smoking. Although when we made (extremely potent) brownies he got high as fuck. __________________ *Based on statistical probability, does not actually reflect real-time pant status

01-03-2008, 05:57 PM	#50 (permalink)
campbell182 Daytime Joker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sauga City, Ontario Posts: 168 Thanks: 35 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	if you have such liberal parents, just smoke at home. if you dont live with them then there's no problem. If you don't like stink make a spoof: 1) Empty plastic water bottle of water 2) Cut bottom out of water bottle 3) Place dryer sheet on top and duct tape (or some other strong tape) 4) Through the mouth piece, stuff as many dryer sheets as you can fit into the belly of the spoof 5) After you take a huge bong hit, blow through spoof I smoked for about an hour straight in my basement using a spoof and my dad came down and I could only hide my stuff in time, couldn't spray anything and he didn't notice at all. __________________ Homer Simpson: I get to smoke completely legally! Why I could go up to the President, blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there GROOVIN' on it. Kent Brockman: ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

01-04-2008, 11:47 PM	#54 (permalink)
Puffman isn't wearing pants* Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 15 Thanked 18 Times in 14 Posts	Who stickied this, and why? __________________ *Based on statistical probability, does not actually reflect real-time pant status

01-15-2008, 01:06 PM	#57 (permalink)
Patrick Rue Boss of Bluntville Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 16,384 Thanks: 349 Thanked 237 Times in 116 Posts	A quarter is 7 grams. __________________ 6 Month Plan

12-19-2007, 07:10 AM	#45 (permalink)
GirlsDoItToo YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^^ or they told you it was primo shit from amsterdam.... it could have just been normal weed. People have a way of talking shit up. I'm not sure what to tell you about not getting stoned. I know that when I smoked it for the first few times I didn't feel shit. We tried a bong, then the next time a few joints, then back to the bong. Then one time, it just happened lol, and i was SO STONED (i tried to smoke ALOT because i didn't think it "affected" me like everyone else... i was just a moron ) So just keep on at it. Maybe the weed you've had hasn't been very good quality, but even the shitty stuff should do SOMETHING for you, or maybe you aren't inhaling enough (even though you think you are....)

01-01-2008, 10:55 PM	#49 (permalink)
PopBud YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 13 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I think that like any new user you never really inhale much. IDK its like if you ever smoked a cigarette and you might think the inhaling weed is like that which it isnt. Weed is easy to inhale in my opinion. before you inhale make sure to exhale then inhale all the Weed smoke you can. after that hold it in as long as you can and keep doing that until your finished toking. I know for a fact that everyone in the forum has had a problem with inhaling the smoke in the early stages of smoking. once youve mastered the inhaling weed you should be good to go shity weed or not. Good Luck

01-03-2008, 06:12 PM	#51 (permalink)
jag8 nug get Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,247 Thanks: 18 Thanked 32 Times in 24 Posts	hostile: im glad to see somone is holdin it down for the true stoners.

01-06-2008, 01:32 AM	#55 (permalink)
dime_bag YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kanada Posts: 36 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	^^^^werd

01-15-2008, 06:01 AM	#56 (permalink)
aradia3rd YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hi! Im in the US so I dont know about England prices but here it is 50.00 a quarter (8 grams) You will know it is good by the smell and i would only buy buds not shake. If it has red hairs it is the bomb and also if there are no or few seeds. If you blow the smoke into a pillow you cannot smell it especially if you spray cologne - also turning a fan around in the window so it sucks out works great too. Before you take a shower if you fold up a towel and blow into it by the time you finish showering you wont be able to smell it. I wouldnt bake your mom brownies unless she parties because it is definitely a head trip as well as a body one. Good luck!

01-18-2008, 11:15 PM	#58 (permalink)
Mr. Criminal213 smokin sacks back to back Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Ridin' High Posts: 177 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Can I Use Hydrogen Peroxide to clean a pipe if I still wanna use the resin? __________________ "PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS" "This is me (this is me),I'm a king, I'm a klown, I'm a G (I'm a G),I believe what I want,Got you singin' my song,But your seein' me wrong So what's a matter with me?This is the belief (the belief),The religion has arisin' from the deep (from the deep),Darkest prison if you listen you will see (you will see),If colision your decision you will reep what you sow, so forget what you know this is me"

01-30-2008, 10:36 PM	#59 (permalink)
bmennen07 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 47 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ok smoking is easy. I took me about 4 smoke sessions to get high tho. After that ur set. so, just inhale as much smoke as you can, keep the lighter burning the weed if u need to, then hold it in as long as u can. U should be forced to let it out if u got a big hit...u will cough. When you blow out, there should be a cloud of smoke. If not ur doing something wrong. __________________ See, when people say they'll never need it, they could be wrong, cause I distinctly remember saying "I'm never gonna use this in life". I sure proved me wrong.