what the fuck?

NaiveMelody420 · 07-13-2008, 12:56 PM

the weirdest shit happened to me yesterday. seriously, I am completely lost as to what happened.

So yesterday I had to go somewhere with my dad and as always I blazed up in the shower. He's not cool with smoking at all so I have to be really sneaky when I'm at his house. So i do the whole jamaican shower deal and when im done I wrap my brand new bowl, my stashbox with probably about an 8th left of some DANK ass blueberry-afghani buddha, lighter and cigs (not cool with that either) in a bandana and throw it to the very back the bottom drawer under my sink in my bathroom. I figure this is a lot safer than bringing it all with me, just in case ya know. I wasn't planning on blazing till i got home anyways.

Now the weird part. I get back and the first thing i notice is that my bathroom door is open (wasnt when i left) and my dehumidifer that i was using to suck out the smoke in the room is off as well. No one was home while we were gone, my whole family was out doing there things, and I'm %100 positive no one from my family had been in my room. So I got rent a movie and im getting all psyched about blazing up and watching this movie and geekin out. I go to get my bud and my bowl and all that and notice that the drawer it was in is cracked open and when i reach to get the bandana, theres nothing in there! even though i specifically remembered putting it in there, I checked all over my house, esp. my room and even my dads room in case he took it somehow but have not found it. This REALLY pisses me off because I have no idea what happened. It's been about 24 hrs now and I know that my dad or stepmom didnt take it, first of all because i checked their room to make sure, second of all because they would have said something by now, and they seem totally content with me at the moment. I do have a door going outside right outside of my room and it was unlocked but I live in a really nice neighborhood, i mean like fancy ass houses and theres so much expensive shit like 5 guitars in my room alone, so you'd think if someone was gonna come in my house that they wuld take some other shit. Like how the fuck would they have found my bud out of all things? this whole situation really confuses me and I really want to smoke a bowl but now I dont have bud or a bowl.

..............fuckin lame

Flying Dutch · 07-13-2008, 01:20 PM

so things dissapeared from different places? Do you have a window in your bathroom, maybe some of your neighbors saw that you smoked and after you left came to your room not for guitar cause it would be theft already but just for your bud? took it and left..., check if you have somebody in your neighborhood who looks like smoker especially from close neighbors..., or maybe it was your dad and he doesn't say anything waiting until you ask something yourself...., of course it may be Bob Marley's spirit..., if it was dont get dissapointed.., you can be proud that he visited you, it was an honor...

Ziggy Fry · 07-13-2008, 01:21 PM

You have a stalker.

He is stealing your shit, and soon he will ransom it off to you for a few minutes of sweet sweet lovemaking.

[/educated guess]

Sin.Ziggy.

NaiveMelody420 · 07-13-2008, 01:30 PM

i hope it was bob marleys spirit lol. but nah i dont have any windows, there is no possible way anyone saw me smoking. all my neighbors are uptight old people. it deffinitely wasnt my dad, I know him quite well and if he had found my stash I would know by now. this doesnt make fucking sense?

NaiveMelody420 · 07-13-2008, 01:31 PM

whoever it was got hooked up with some dank nug tho haha

Flying Dutch · 07-13-2008, 01:34 PM

Anyway if you discover what happend please write it here, cause I'm already interested....., And so far I'll think about some other variants...., but for now I think it was Bob's spirit...

Flying Dutch · 07-13-2008, 01:38 PM

do you have pets? maybe your dog smelled weed and took it from your drawer and buried it somewhere..., give it to smell some pot and ask to show where is the rest..., maybe..., because once a cat started to play with our weed and brougt it under the fridge and we found it in a year.....

all_toked_up · 07-13-2008, 02:51 PM

thats the thing tho. if someone where to break in a house and steal only weed and your pieces thats genius to me. what are you gonna do? call the cops and tell them?

i'm guessing you parents took it and got rid of it and just haven't said anything.

Night Life · 07-13-2008, 02:59 PM

Ha just a week ago my dog ate a whole quarter i was pissed off, luckily tho i had another quarter in my drawer.

Im with All Toked Up your parents prolly found it and took it, i remember when i was younger my mom found a bottle of wisky in my room and she took it and dumped it down the drain and she never said anything. i had to find out thru my sister what happend.

NaiveMelody420 · 07-13-2008, 03:03 PM

yeah i mean my parents taking it would make total sense but I know them really well, trust me, they didn't take it. As for pets, I have two dogs but they wouldnt have been able to get into the bathroom it was in. I really honestly think someone came in thru that door while i was gone and took my bud.

Ziggy Fry · 07-13-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaiveMelody420

yeah i mean my parents taking it would make total sense but I know them really well, trust me, they didn't take it. As for pets, I have two dogs but they wouldnt have been able to get into the bathroom it was in. I really honestly think someone came in thru that door while i was gone and took my bud.

Are you high or something?

Sin.Ziggy.

matthewmunari · 07-13-2008, 04:48 PM

its going to re-appear right in front of you..... watch..... when you least suspect it, there it will be

all_toked_up · 07-13-2008, 04:56 PM

^ happend to me once. had almost a whole eight of some nugget in my truck. looked for it one day and couldnt find it. i was pissed , i thought my mom got in my truck and took it. found it a couple of weeks later while cleaning out my truck. under the damn seat. must of got to high and forgot to put it in the stash spot.

but anyways i'm just saying that i dont think anyone would take the risk of coming into your house and only steal your bud.

do any of your friends know where you keep your stash? aslo do you guys not lock your house or what?

Mr.Tree · 07-13-2008, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaiveMelody420

the weirdest shit happened to me yesterday. seriously, I am completely lost as to what happened.

So yesterday I had to go somewhere with my dad and as always I blazed up in the shower. He's not cool with smoking at all so I have to be really sneaky when I'm at his house. So i do the whole jamaican shower deal and when im done I wrap my brand new bowl, my stashbox with probably about an 8th left of some DANK ass blueberry-afghani buddha, lighter and cigs (not cool with that either) in a bandana and throw it to the very back the bottom drawer under my sink in my bathroom. I figure this is a lot safer than bringing it all with me, just in case ya know. I wasn't planning on blazing till i got home anyways.

Now the weird part. I get back and the first thing i notice is that my bathroom door is open (wasnt when i left) and my dehumidifer that i was using to suck out the smoke in the room is off as well. No one was home while we were gone, my whole family was out doing there things, and I'm %100 positive no one from my family had been in my room. So I got rent a movie and im getting all psyched about blazing up and watching this movie and geekin out. I go to get my bud and my bowl and all that and notice that the drawer it was in is cracked open and when i reach to get the bandana, theres nothing in there! even though i specifically remembered putting it in there, I checked all over my house, esp. my room and even my dads room in case he took it somehow but have not found it. This REALLY pisses me off because I have no idea what happened. It's been about 24 hrs now and I know that my dad or stepmom didnt take it, first of all because i checked their room to make sure, second of all because they would have said something by now, and they seem totally content with me at the moment. I do have a door going outside right outside of my room and it was unlocked but I live in a really nice neighborhood, i mean like fancy ass houses and theres so much expensive shit like 5 guitars in my room alone, so you'd think if someone was gonna come in my house that they wuld take some other shit. Like how the fuck would they have found my bud out of all things? this whole situation really confuses me and I really want to smoke a bowl but now I dont have bud or a bowl.

..............fuckin lame

yeahhhh sorry about that...

pacman · 07-13-2008, 08:21 PM

It was your parents obviously! They probly thought something was up with you taking showers all the time and coming out red eyed, slow, and laughing to yourself. One of them took your stash and smoked it or threw it away. Either your mom or dad didnt want to make it a big deal with each other so they just got rid of it. End of story.

Or Marley's spirit took it away

TheGuineePig · 07-14-2008, 05:09 AM

i took it while i was watching you take a shower

Human-yo · 07-14-2008, 07:01 AM

DOOM 909 · 07-14-2008, 01:13 PM

same shnit happnd' to me except i put it into my empty zune box on my shelf... to me its a dope assh spot to put it in because for some reason im obsesed with the diffrent compartments it has...well it is just a box but any who' i had just bought an 8th of somefluffy dank purpps and put it into my box... later that night i bought some wraps and i went to my box to roll a blunt and to my amazement it was gone!!!!! my lighters,empty baggies,blunts and a gram of some haze were all there except the purpps!!!
seriously no one knows that i keep anything in there...its just disturbing to know i put them there then oom its gone!!!

Suliman · 07-14-2008, 01:44 PM

lol i like the zune box, its amazing

i think its pretty obvious no one broke into your house to steal an 8th and a your piece, but you never know...

do you know your dad/stepmom havent smoked before?
and how do you know that if you got busted they would even care?

i know it sounds unlikely, but it only makes sence.

good luck though

07-13-2008, 12:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
NaiveMelody420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	what the fuck? the weirdest shit happened to me yesterday. seriously, I am completely lost as to what happened. So yesterday I had to go somewhere with my dad and as always I blazed up in the shower. He's not cool with smoking at all so I have to be really sneaky when I'm at his house. So i do the whole jamaican shower deal and when im done I wrap my brand new bowl, my stashbox with probably about an 8th left of some DANK ass blueberry-afghani buddha, lighter and cigs (not cool with that either) in a bandana and throw it to the very back the bottom drawer under my sink in my bathroom. I figure this is a lot safer than bringing it all with me, just in case ya know. I wasn't planning on blazing till i got home anyways. Now the weird part. I get back and the first thing i notice is that my bathroom door is open (wasnt when i left) and my dehumidifer that i was using to suck out the smoke in the room is off as well. No one was home while we were gone, my whole family was out doing there things, and I'm %100 positive no one from my family had been in my room. So I got rent a movie and im getting all psyched about blazing up and watching this movie and geekin out. I go to get my bud and my bowl and all that and notice that the drawer it was in is cracked open and when i reach to get the bandana, theres nothing in there! even though i specifically remembered putting it in there, I checked all over my house, esp. my room and even my dads room in case he took it somehow but have not found it. This REALLY pisses me off because I have no idea what happened. It's been about 24 hrs now and I know that my dad or stepmom didnt take it, first of all because i checked their room to make sure, second of all because they would have said something by now, and they seem totally content with me at the moment. I do have a door going outside right outside of my room and it was unlocked but I live in a really nice neighborhood, i mean like fancy ass houses and theres so much expensive shit like 5 guitars in my room alone, so you'd think if someone was gonna come in my house that they wuld take some other shit. Like how the fuck would they have found my bud out of all things? this whole situation really confuses me and I really want to smoke a bowl but now I dont have bud or a bowl. ..............fuckin lame

07-13-2008, 02:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Night Life Stoner Reaking Havoc Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 762 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Ha just a week ago my dog ate a whole quarter i was pissed off, luckily tho i had another quarter in my drawer. Im with All Toked Up your parents prolly found it and took it, i remember when i was younger my mom found a bottle of wisky in my room and she took it and dumped it down the drain and she never said anything. i had to find out thru my sister what happend. __________________ "wanna get high" -towelie- Southpark How would life be if the world smoked weed? Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, See, it's hell, Living in a cell, Legalize the plant only time will tell. -KMK- - America, land of the free, Free to the power of the people in uniform - If It Aint Natural, Then It Aint Real.

07-13-2008, 08:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
pacman fuck me in the beard Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 221 Thanks: 14 Thanked 38 Times in 30 Posts	It was your parents obviously! They probly thought something was up with you taking showers all the time and coming out red eyed, slow, and laughing to yourself. One of them took your stash and smoked it or threw it away. Either your mom or dad didnt want to make it a big deal with each other so they just got rid of it. End of story. Or Marley's spirit took it away __________________ Obama DO IT

07-14-2008, 05:09 AM	#16 (permalink)
TheGuineePig YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY Posts: 490 Thanks: 34 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts	i took it while i was watching you take a shower __________________ Guinea Rat

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07-13-2008, 01:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flying Dutch Ad Aspera Per Astra Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ukraine Posts: 60 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	so things dissapeared from different places? Do you have a window in your bathroom, maybe some of your neighbors saw that you smoked and after you left came to your room not for guitar cause it would be theft already but just for your bud? took it and left..., check if you have somebody in your neighborhood who looks like smoker especially from close neighbors..., or maybe it was your dad and he doesn't say anything waiting until you ask something yourself...., of course it may be Bob Marley's spirit..., if it was dont get dissapointed.., you can be proud that he visited you, it was an honor...

07-13-2008, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ziggy Fry This is not a pipe. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: 45°22'21.80 N 85°58'18.03 W Posts: 361 Thanks: 99 Thanked 61 Times in 49 Posts	You have a stalker. He is stealing your shit, and soon he will ransom it off to you for a few minutes of sweet sweet lovemaking. [/educated guess] Sin.Ziggy.

07-13-2008, 01:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
NaiveMelody420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i hope it was bob marleys spirit lol. but nah i dont have any windows, there is no possible way anyone saw me smoking. all my neighbors are uptight old people. it deffinitely wasnt my dad, I know him quite well and if he had found my stash I would know by now. this doesnt make fucking sense?

07-13-2008, 01:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
NaiveMelody420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	whoever it was got hooked up with some dank nug tho haha

07-13-2008, 01:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Flying Dutch Ad Aspera Per Astra Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ukraine Posts: 60 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Anyway if you discover what happend please write it here, cause I'm already interested....., And so far I'll think about some other variants...., but for now I think it was Bob's spirit...

07-13-2008, 01:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Flying Dutch Ad Aspera Per Astra Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ukraine Posts: 60 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	do you have pets? maybe your dog smelled weed and took it from your drawer and buried it somewhere..., give it to smell some pot and ask to show where is the rest..., maybe..., because once a cat started to play with our weed and brougt it under the fridge and we found it in a year.....

07-13-2008, 02:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
all_toked_up The Forbidden plant Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 38 Thanked 38 Times in 33 Posts	thats the thing tho. if someone where to break in a house and steal only weed and your pieces thats genius to me. what are you gonna do? call the cops and tell them? i'm guessing you parents took it and got rid of it and just haven't said anything.

07-13-2008, 03:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
NaiveMelody420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yeah i mean my parents taking it would make total sense but I know them really well, trust me, they didn't take it. As for pets, I have two dogs but they wouldnt have been able to get into the bathroom it was in. I really honestly think someone came in thru that door while i was gone and took my bud.

07-13-2008, 04:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
all_toked_up The Forbidden plant Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 38 Thanked 38 Times in 33 Posts	^ happend to me once. had almost a whole eight of some nugget in my truck. looked for it one day and couldnt find it. i was pissed , i thought my mom got in my truck and took it. found it a couple of weeks later while cleaning out my truck. under the damn seat. must of got to high and forgot to put it in the stash spot. but anyways i'm just saying that i dont think anyone would take the risk of coming into your house and only steal your bud. do any of your friends know where you keep your stash? aslo do you guys not lock your house or what?

07-14-2008, 01:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
DOOM 909 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	same shnit happnd' to me except i put it into my empty zune box on my shelf... to me its a dope assh spot to put it in because for some reason im obsesed with the diffrent compartments it has...well it is just a box but any who' i had just bought an 8th of somefluffy dank purpps and put it into my box... later that night i bought some wraps and i went to my box to roll a blunt and to my amazement it was gone!!!!! my lighters,empty baggies,blunts and a gram of some haze were all there except the purpps!!! seriously no one knows that i keep anything in there...its just disturbing to know i put them there then oom its gone!!!

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07-14-2008, 01:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Suliman ҰÅĦǾΏҜλИ Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Hawaii Posts: 150 Thanks: 123 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	lol i like the zune box, its amazing i think its pretty obvious no one broke into your house to steal an 8th and a your piece, but you never know... do you know your dad/stepmom havent smoked before? and how do you know that if you got busted they would even care? i know it sounds unlikely, but it only makes sence. good luck though