aeroplane

greengreengreen · 10-01-2008, 12:37 AM

ok quick question. i know this is frequently asked, sorry im taking a flight from boston to orlando in two days for a fishing trip. i might also be going to disneyworld with a few cousins, and i figured its the perfect opportunity to get high and go on some rides or play with mickey or some shit. im only taking a gram. out of these three ideas, what would be the safest option:

1. taping the bag up and sticking it in a shampoo bottle?
2. carving out the side of a bar of soap, hiding the weed in the middle and then wetting the soap and molding it back together?
3. or sticking the bag in the empty part of a stick of deodorant?

any other suggestions, besides taping it to my leg?
also, are you allowed to take brownies on a plane?

SpankyMcLankey · 10-01-2008, 11:03 AM

ayeye.

Renholdër · 10-01-2008, 11:11 AM

if your that worried just stuff it around your crotchial area.. shit on domestic flights you can practically carry it in your pocket, or at least in my experience thats been the case. dont look like a total stoner. i just stuffed a cig in a fresh pack and enjoyed that in florida. though the last vacation i was on, i was glad to get away from the herb for a few days and enjoy my break from everything.

greengreengreen · 10-01-2008, 01:14 PM

im not too worried but it would suck if i ruined a family trip, im flying with my uncle, not even my own parents. it would make me look pretty stupid. so rolling j's and puttin em in a cig pack would be straight?

ScooterMan · 10-01-2008, 01:24 PM

I suggest you just crotch it in 2 ziploc baggies. If your not leaving or entering the country, you should have no problems. I have flown across the country from Detroit to L.A. at least a dozen times, and have never had a problem with a quarter ounce under my sack!!! Just use a little more cologne, body spray, etc. Don't go stinking like a french whorehouse, though. Spray the inner baggy with Febreeze, and then spray the outer baggy as well.

greengreengreen · 10-01-2008, 03:50 PM

ok, good suggestions, and i guarantee that they work, but like i said, anything besides taping it to the leg? id rather hide it in my bag than keep it on me, if i dont have to. im only bringing 1 carry on bag, no check in luggage. i just realized that you are not allowed to bring normal size deodorant or normal size shampoo, so scratch those ideas, but whatabout the soap idea? i thought that was sortof clever, hides the smell, looks like nothin but a bar of soap in its packaging. who could tell the difference?

whatabout lighters? those arent allowed on plains, correct? will they confiscate it if they find it in my bag?

greengreengreen · 10-01-2008, 10:18 PM

bumping my own thread, i need some answers soon. otherwise ill probably just go with the soap idea. kinda overdoing it but id rather not get arrested and not have to worry about it.

SpankyMcLankey · 10-01-2008, 11:39 PM

greengreengreen · 10-02-2008, 11:48 AM

nevermind, i just got arrested, caught by a dog, thing almost bit my nuts off cuz i had it taped to my leg. now ive got a possession charge and missed the flight of course. thanks, i appreciate it guys.

ki11a · 10-02-2008, 01:14 PM

lol this is what happens when you listen to yahooka

verklingen · 10-02-2008, 01:16 PM

semi-epic

bmac · 10-02-2008, 01:54 PM

bull.

verklingen · 10-02-2008, 01:58 PM

i should add that i made a similar thread some weeks back and was warned against taking bud through LAX because there were often dogs. there were none there or at any of the airports i went through. just goes to show something like this is just not worth risking when you really don't know. and if nothing else you'll have more bud to come back to when you get home.

bud kid · 10-02-2008, 02:33 PM

did u really get caught?

|Sativia| · 10-02-2008, 03:25 PM

that seems a little harsh to blame the ppl of yahooka for your mistake :\
even if your telling the truth, its really just a good idea to follow your own perception about that sortof thing.

i mean ever since the whole 9/11 ordeal airports arent exactly open ended anymore. but just for the record i would have gone with the soap idea :]

GratefulDead · 10-02-2008, 03:30 PM

That's pretty unfortunate..

What did you learn?

Cooter McDoogle · 10-02-2008, 04:32 PM

That's unfortunate, kinda funny though. Yeah I'm not sure why people are so big on taking shit into airports. I've never seen any dogs, gotten searched, or dealt with customs in any negative ways, but I don't think that gives me a free pass to traffic 'illicit narcotics' through the skies. All they have to do is have a dog around. It's happened to a lot of people. The soap idea really intrigues me though, I wonder if you could get it to look normal afterward and if it would actually contain the smell if it was airtight.
At an airport, it's not like you got the same rights as in your car with a cop, those guys are tenacious about catching anybody doing anything. I saw them take a grandma to get searched last time i traveled. But no bag can mask that from a dog, and if you think they aren't expecting people crotching their stashes, you can get serious. In my experience it's just easier to get to where you're going and ask around if you really wanna get high. Especially a big tourist destination here in the states like Disney, there would be plenty of wiggle room to hunt down a bag. I know it's a huge hassle, but so is a dog's nose in your junk.

I've had prolly half a dozen people tell me they always tape it to their leg, but you may as well have it held out in your open palm if a dog is around. I've driven around tokin' a fat joint before, but airports are just a whole other story. Bottom line, take the risk if you want to, but personally, no thanks.

Peace.

Spinnaker · 10-02-2008, 05:21 PM

You didn't get caught. I was just through LAX a few weeks ago, and one of my friends works there. They don't bring dogs out normally, and they usually check the baggage carousels at 1:30am, 3am, 6am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, etc.

It's always underground. If you had got caught at an airport, I doubt you would have posted over an hour later telling us.

|Sativia| · 10-02-2008, 05:45 PM

Quote:

It's always underground. If you had got caught at an airport, I doubt you would have posted over an hour later telling us.

ha. this is true. i didnt think about that.

SmokeSomeDoja · 10-02-2008, 06:19 PM

i crotched ganja in spain, and i dont even know if it was necessary.

10-01-2008, 12:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
greengreengreen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	aeroplane ok quick question. i know this is frequently asked, sorry im taking a flight from boston to orlando in two days for a fishing trip. i might also be going to disneyworld with a few cousins, and i figured its the perfect opportunity to get high and go on some rides or play with mickey or some shit. im only taking a gram. out of these three ideas, what would be the safest option: 1. taping the bag up and sticking it in a shampoo bottle? 2. carving out the side of a bar of soap, hiding the weed in the middle and then wetting the soap and molding it back together? 3. or sticking the bag in the empty part of a stick of deodorant? any other suggestions, besides taping it to my leg? also, are you allowed to take brownies on a plane?

10-01-2008, 11:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
Renholdër Primative Radio God Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,816 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	if your that worried just stuff it around your crotchial area.. shit on domestic flights you can practically carry it in your pocket, or at least in my experience thats been the case. dont look like a total stoner. i just stuffed a cig in a fresh pack and enjoyed that in florida. though the last vacation i was on, i was glad to get away from the herb for a few days and enjoy my break from everything. __________________ formally known as francis I'm a pimp without a dog without a bone Yahooka Fantasy Football: 10-2-0 aka "S3c0Nd place"

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ScooterMan He was a quiet man.. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: third stone from the sun Posts: 151 Thanks: 60 Thanked 28 Times in 21 Posts	No worries I suggest you just crotch it in 2 ziploc baggies. If your not leaving or entering the country, you should have no problems. I have flown across the country from Detroit to L.A. at least a dozen times, and have never had a problem with a quarter ounce under my sack!!! Just use a little more cologne, body spray, etc. Don't go stinking like a french whorehouse, though. Spray the inner baggy with Febreeze, and then spray the outer baggy as well. __________________ Let me get this straight, I can go to the store and buy a bottle of legal poison and get drunk, and buy a pack of cancer, but I can't use a plant that grows wild in the ditch and has never killed anyone? Hypocrisy is never intelligent.

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ki11a Schizo Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: FL Posts: 912 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1 Thanked 41 Times in 27 Posts	lol this is what happens when you listen to yahooka __________________

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SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,075 Thanks: 145 Thanked 95 Times in 86 Posts	ayeye.

10-01-2008, 01:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
greengreengreen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	im not too worried but it would suck if i ruined a family trip, im flying with my uncle, not even my own parents. it would make me look pretty stupid. so rolling j's and puttin em in a cig pack would be straight?

10-01-2008, 03:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
greengreengreen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	ok, good suggestions, and i guarantee that they work, but like i said, anything besides taping it to the leg? id rather hide it in my bag than keep it on me, if i dont have to. im only bringing 1 carry on bag, no check in luggage. i just realized that you are not allowed to bring normal size deodorant or normal size shampoo, so scratch those ideas, but whatabout the soap idea? i thought that was sortof clever, hides the smell, looks like nothin but a bar of soap in its packaging. who could tell the difference? whatabout lighters? those arent allowed on plains, correct? will they confiscate it if they find it in my bag?

10-01-2008, 10:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
greengreengreen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	bumping my own thread, i need some answers soon. otherwise ill probably just go with the soap idea. kinda overdoing it but id rather not get arrested and not have to worry about it.

10-02-2008, 11:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
greengreengreen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 166 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	nevermind, i just got arrested, caught by a dog, thing almost bit my nuts off cuz i had it taped to my leg. now ive got a possession charge and missed the flight of course. thanks, i appreciate it guys.

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verklingen what is Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the sun Posts: 5,781 Thanks: 216 Thanked 523 Times in 307 Posts	i should add that i made a similar thread some weeks back and was warned against taking bud through LAX because there were often dogs. there were none there or at any of the airports i went through. just goes to show something like this is just not worth risking when you really don't know. and if nothing else you'll have more bud to come back to when you get home. __________________ you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt

10-02-2008, 02:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
bud kid -fla bud kid Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: florida.hitmeup Posts: 124 Thanks: 25 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	did u really get caught?

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\|Sativia\| Sativa Addicted Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Dazed & Confused Posts: 24 Thanks: 2 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	that seems a little harsh to blame the ppl of yahooka for your mistake :\ even if your telling the truth, its really just a good idea to follow your own perception about that sortof thing. i mean ever since the whole 9/11 ordeal airports arent exactly open ended anymore. but just for the record i would have gone with the soap idea :] __________________ "Whitening Your Widow Since 1991!" Disgraced.Embarrassed.Ashamed. Vote yes on Michigan proposal No. 1

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10-02-2008, 03:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
GratefulDead Mota Thief Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 256 Thanks: 29 Thanked 32 Times in 31 Posts	That's pretty unfortunate.. What did you learn?

10-02-2008, 04:32 PM	#17 (permalink)
Cooter McDoogle Ridin' Shotgun Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 2 Posts	That's unfortunate, kinda funny though. Yeah I'm not sure why people are so big on taking shit into airports. I've never seen any dogs, gotten searched, or dealt with customs in any negative ways, but I don't think that gives me a free pass to traffic 'illicit narcotics' through the skies. All they have to do is have a dog around. It's happened to a lot of people. The soap idea really intrigues me though, I wonder if you could get it to look normal afterward and if it would actually contain the smell if it was airtight. At an airport, it's not like you got the same rights as in your car with a cop, those guys are tenacious about catching anybody doing anything. I saw them take a grandma to get searched last time i traveled. But no bag can mask that from a dog, and if you think they aren't expecting people crotching their stashes, you can get serious. In my experience it's just easier to get to where you're going and ask around if you really wanna get high. Especially a big tourist destination here in the states like Disney, there would be plenty of wiggle room to hunt down a bag. I know it's a huge hassle, but so is a dog's nose in your junk. I've had prolly half a dozen people tell me they always tape it to their leg, but you may as well have it held out in your open palm if a dog is around. I've driven around tokin' a fat joint before, but airports are just a whole other story. Bottom line, take the risk if you want to, but personally, no thanks. Peace. __________________ If I bleat when I speak, it's because I just got fucking fleeced. Spark that bitch up

10-02-2008, 05:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Spinnaker Vanilla McAwesome Join Date: May 2008 Location: Calgary, Alberta, CA Posts: 55 Thanks: 7 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	You didn't get caught. I was just through LAX a few weeks ago, and one of my friends works there. They don't bring dogs out normally, and they usually check the baggage carousels at 1:30am, 3am, 6am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, etc. It's always underground. If you had got caught at an airport, I doubt you would have posted over an hour later telling us. __________________ "The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you." - John Lennon

10-02-2008, 06:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 18,465 Thanks: 166 Thanked 371 Times in 209 Posts	i crotched ganja in spain, and i dont even know if it was necessary. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."