you know you're a stoner when......

[crazydiamond06]

list some indications of being a stoner...


when you look at anything and try to figure out how to turn it into a bong

[Meth0d]

You roll a joint for the morning before you go to bed at night

[Bearsy]

This has been done to death. I'm pretty sure there's a 50+ page thread somewhere.

[dubtrice]

you know youre a stoner when you start another "you know youre a stoner" thread

[msicidron]

when you stop caring about hiding those dumb tendencies that everyone has but are sometimes thought of as stonerish, start to not care whether or not people think you are a stoner, and are subsequently labeled by douches as a stoner....

[msicidron]

You roll a joint for the morning before you go to bed at night

naaah i love the whole process of rolling joints it gets me all pumped and in ritual mode.

so i like to roll it right before i smoke it

[Mafoo]

you know you are a stoner when you actually believe all the stereotypes about smoking weed.


all i gotta say is Carl Sagan

[Stoney]

When you find yourself sitting at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

[Mafoo]

When you find yourself sitting at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

sooo many times

[crazydiamond06]

haha thats awesome i've never heard that before

[Let's Chill]

when you search for your cell phone while talking on it.

[Cerpin Taxt]

When you cough up little chunks of tar from your lungs.

Or, in my case as of the other night, a solid chunk the size of a dime

[Meth0d]

You roll a joint, light it and go to ash it and see the joint you smoked 1/2 of and forgot about 20 minutes ago.

[Stoney]

When somehow you only put visine in one eye while getting ready, see your one red eye in the rear view mirror on your way to work and get paranoid.... wonder if you have pink eye

[dubtrice]

You roll a joint, light it and go to ash it and see the joint you smoked 1/2 of and forgot about 20 minutes ago.

more than once in a day and you're classified as a Pot Head

[SageTree]

you know you are a stoner when you actually believe all the stereotypes about smoking weed.
all i gotta say is Carl Sagan

They should say Sa-gan when his movies start. Like when you fire up a Sega game!

You know you're a stoner when you hide your weed in a new spot everynight. And lose track of it once a day.

[the-who?]

when you smoka da weed

[verklingen]

when you search for your cell phone while talking on it.

or desperately searching the the lighter that's already in your hand

[turmaline]

lighting a cigarette and smiking it for 5 minutes then realizing it's not lit.

[Stoney]

lighting a cigarette and smiking it for 5 minutes then realizing it's not lit.

Haha I do that shit all the time.