What do do with crappy weed?

JuniorSmoker · 06-20-2009, 03:09 PM

So I just bough a very plentiful bag of what has to be the least tasty bud I've ever smoked. Gets me high alright, but tastes pretty bad. I was wondering if anyone knows a good way to get high without smoking it? It's gotta be reasonably easy, fast, and clean too, I'm all thumbs about this kind of stuff.
Really appreciate it, thanks.

owK · 06-20-2009, 03:12 PM

plug it

or cook it some way. dont really see many options here

but probably just stick it up your ass

**v3d4** · 06-20-2009, 03:17 PM

yeah, either vaporizing or eating are the best two options

JuniorSmoker · 06-20-2009, 03:19 PM

How do you cook it? Is it really intensive, cause my smoking's not THAT public, if you know what I mean.

John F. Kerry · 06-20-2009, 03:28 PM

if weed was legal kids wouldnt be able to buy it.

or if they did theyd at least be able to get decent shit off the hobo who buys it at 711 for them

**v3d4** · 06-20-2009, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by JuniorSmoker

How do you cook it? Is it really intensive, cause my smoking's not THAT public, if you know what I mean.

theres lots of recipes/ideas/advice about cooking in cannabis cuisine.
no, i dont know what you mean

Mydriasis · 06-20-2009, 04:02 PM

Cooking with bad weed never tastes good either. Cooking with weed is pretty easy, honestly, we got a whole forum dedicated to it, so check it out!!! What kind of bad is it?

Vaporizing bad weed isn't much of a treat either it tastes like burnt popcorn. If he/she isn't an avid smoker/public than they probably don't have a vaporizer anyways.

Is there mold? a chemically smell? bricked up? brown? green?

What I like to do with bad weed, is put it in blunts, blunts are bad for you and they hurt your lungs but that is what they were designed for(imo), hiding the dirtyness of the dirtier weeds(heady blunts are fun too I'm just saying).

Or what you can always do is get a little bit of some better weed, and put the bottom of your pipes with the bad weed and the top of them with the more "fresh" enjoyable weed. Cuz the bottom of a pipe tends to taste like cashed bowl anyways.

Dr. Drew · 06-20-2009, 04:36 PM

eew bad weed in blunts still tastes gross, and makes the ashybowl taste 10x worse

The Rev · 06-20-2009, 05:54 PM

What's wrong with it? Does it taste like cig tobacco or something?

The Rev

bizong · 06-20-2009, 05:56 PM

i refuse most bags of shwig to low mids but when i do buy i tend to smoke all of it in one sitting. this way i can get a new bag sooner.

herbinator45 · 06-20-2009, 06:37 PM

if you want to use it up quick, you can roll some real blunts.. 3.5g+.. won't really notice the taste that you dislike in a fat blunt either.

Mydriasis · 06-20-2009, 06:41 PM

if you gonna smoke 3.5 g blunts you better be rich or getting a really good deal...

herbinator45 · 06-20-2009, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by v3d4

theres lots of recipes/ideas/advice about cooking in cannabis cuisine.
no, i dont know what you mean

he means he's like a 'closet marijuana smoker'.

and making a weed butter or oil can be very time consuming and messy, especially the first time you're making it. but like veda suggested, you should check out the cannabis cuisine forums for some ideas. or vape. or roll some blunts and stroll..

dubtrice · 06-20-2009, 08:35 PM

just make some tasty top ramen and toss it in the boiling water when you do the noodles, nobody will ever know... it works wonders.

pacman · 06-20-2009, 09:42 PM

if you wanna be a smoker, and i know you do, you gotta man up and smoke the bag. sometimes, you arent gonna find the best weed in town. being a pothead has many ups and many downs. you will learn young padawon.

now, if its really that bad, put it in a bong. and instead of water, use juice or tasty beverage of choice. if you dont have a bong, search on how to make one out of a bottle on yahooka or youtube

Dr. Drew · 06-20-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mydriasis

if you gonna smoke 3.5 g blunts you better be rich or getting a really good deal...

the whole point of this thread is talking abotu cheap shitty weed, mate.

and you cant just throw bud in boiling water with ramen noodles...
I mean you could,,, but you wouldn't want to.

dubtrice · 06-20-2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

and you cant just throw bud in boiling water with ramen noodles...
I mean you could,,, but you wouldn't want to.

ive done it before with schwag

I broke it down as well as I could, with my hands; it was in little chunks since it was compressed weed.
I threw it in at the same time I threw the noodles in; boiled for three minutes.
After eating all the noodles I made sure to drink all of the juice/water left over and I also ate any little chunks left behind, by then it tasted like shrimp so it wasnt hard to eat.

I shit you not, I had the BEST high I have ever had, EVER, an hour later.

I wasn't high off of my ass, but it was the "best" ive ever felt being stoned, extreme body high. I was floating around the block.

I probably threw in 2-3+ grams.

That Stoner Kid · 06-20-2009, 09:56 PM

The faster you smoke it, the faster you can get better weed man.

Mikey · 06-21-2009, 09:15 AM

making butter ftw

Storm Crow · 06-21-2009, 02:26 PM

Have you thought of water curing it? Takes a few days, but you end up with smooth smoke.

You will need a wide mouth jar or bowl (glass is best), some way to weigh the pot down and water. You soak the weed 24 hours and then pour off the water gently. Refill and repeat until the water is clean looking. It will take at least 3 goes. A lot of folks do a 7 day water cure.

Spread the drained pot out when you are satisfied that the water is clear. Put a fan on it to dry it. When dry, it will have ZERO bag appeal, and not much taste but will smoke smooth! THC does NOT mix with water, so you will not lose any THC. You will lose ferts, terpines and chlorophyll- none of which will get you high.

Granny