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06-29-2009, 06:18 PM
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Ass hit = smoking a dog
I think I've come up with a perfect comparison here. We all know what it's like to hit a bowl that is completely spent and there is that horrible ash taste mixed with lighter fluid and all that musty stuff. It tastes horrible yet all too familiar... wet dog.
That shit tastes like you loaded up a small dirty dog into your bowl and smoked it.
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06-29-2009, 06:26 PM
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i dunno man... i did swim recently with a dog but i didn't make that connection...
guess i will see then.
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06-29-2009, 06:29 PM
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^ah swimming with dogs.... one of lifes simple joys
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06-29-2009, 06:55 PM
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haha it was pretty great until when i made her jump off a ledge with me into the river. she kinda freaked out and wanted to climb onto me. so i ended up with quite a few scratches before she calmed down.
ah whats awesome is when dogs are playing full on with each other. its like the excitement in them spills over into you.
haha i got a bowl to smoke soon but its good weed. reg though... now i'm thinkin that yeah, it does leave a somewhat similar taste
oh but dude... theres worse smells for a dog to have than being wet. like when they roll in dead shit.
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06-29-2009, 07:31 PM
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The day my dog rolled in deer-shit, oddly coincided with the day my dog learned how to swim. It didn't like it.
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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06-29-2009, 07:36 PM
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06-29-2009, 09:08 PM
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that's funny, because smoking dog tastes like wet ass.
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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That is a pun sun!
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06-29-2009, 09:21 PM
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we had a neighbour that only used the house as a weekender
we were a 10min walk to the beach
i can remember a few times my dogs raided their garbage bins after their leftover prawn heads had festered nicely
i can also remember the scratches from the time she got caught in a bad rip (coastal currents)
i'm a dog trainer, and i love ass-hits, so i think you're on to something
wet dog ftw
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06-29-2009, 10:13 PM
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use good weed and light it with a hemp wick. it makes the ass hit more like a meh hit
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06-29-2009, 10:38 PM
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what is this hemp wick you speak of?
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06-30-2009, 02:58 AM
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it gets me in the mood.
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06-30-2009, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by vickyyy?
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it gets me in the mood.
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baller.
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06-30-2009, 10:08 AM
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funny thing, i had a dream that i was swimming with a dog. then for some reason i smelled it, and it smelled like hot summer ass.
i do not kid.
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06-30-2009, 11:59 AM
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the only time i notice the taste of the ash is when its that gnarly brownish colored shit. you know the herb wasnt flushed correctly because you can taste this chemical burning taste in the back of your throat. ick
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
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06-30-2009, 02:36 PM
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around here we call that the booty or the boots
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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
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06-30-2009, 04:55 PM
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Yahoooooooooooooooooookan
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kind of on topic, I was at a trivia night a little bit ago and one question was what do some Asian restaurants refer to as "fragrant meat"?
Uhhh yeah it was dog.
Thus, I think we should start calling cashed bowls 'fragrant' bowls.
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my sister is a bartender and i bet you all the money you have i have been to her bar more times than you have been to every bar in your life
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07-01-2009, 09:39 AM
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take bigger hits!
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07-01-2009, 11:50 PM
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cashed or kicked bowls... YEWY EWY!!!
Story time:
I have a friend that never kicks bowls he just packs ontop... I ripped a fresh pipe of some headies(my treat right) and almost barfed because it was half ash(scooooby snacks). I asked him when he last kicked it and he said something along the lines of "I dunno like a week ago or so but I stir it every other session". That is so awful... If a cigarette smoker smokes something and claims it's almost worthy of regurgitation there is a problem...
Continue on as normal
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07-02-2009, 12:41 AM
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I had a girlfriend, Chris. She thought it was wasteful, so we all used to pass 'the Chris' to Chris. Some people are funny like that.
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07-14-2009, 11:49 PM
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scooby snacks.
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