How do you smoke a joint in your room and cover the smoke? - Page 2

nicksteg99 · 07-14-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by sublimerig

everyone has already said it, but just use a bowl or a bong dude. that way you can just put a quarter or your thumb or something over it to squelch the smoke. also, if you have some loot sitting around you should consider getting a vaporizer. the smell factor is greatly decreased.

i agree with sublimerig
my vaporizer has really no smell
and the smell that it does have..no one can figure out what it is because its different than that of joints,pipes,etc
get a cheap one
and you'll love it

**AlteredStateGrl** · 07-14-2009, 10:07 AM

i think this matter has been settled by the overwhelming "thanks" given to pacman in post #8. anything else anyone adds is just mindless chatter.

Verdict!

Originally Posted by pacman

quit bein a bitch and smoke outside. you're going to get caught if you light up in your room

/bangs gavel

life like weeds · 07-15-2009, 06:32 PM

holy crap its summer time and you can't go outside to smoke a joint?? are you south of the equator amigo cuz where i am it was 110 today. nuthin like smoke a spliff in the pool

nicksteg99 · 07-15-2009, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by life like weeds

holy crap its summer time and you can't go outside to smoke a joint?? are you south of the equator amigo cuz where i am it was 110 today. nuthin like smoke a spliff in the pool

how bout on the lake with a jetski?
ha
i was scared

life like weeds · 07-16-2009, 01:37 PM

ahhhhaha that sounds hilarious.
i've never been on a jetski but after watching that scene in Hitch with Will Smith while waiting for my name to be called for jury duty, i'd have second thoughts.

Mr. O · 07-17-2009, 04:17 PM

Take a dump on the floor and throw up in the corner first. Problem solved.

Parallax · 07-17-2009, 07:37 PM

smoke opium to cover up the smell

Nug_King · 07-18-2009, 11:47 AM

If your going to be trying to smoke J's in your room for more than one occasion I'd reccomend getting a REAL fan to suck the air out the room. And by that I mean a squirrel fan. These things are used when serious ventilation is needed, like glass blowing, kilns, warehouses, grow ops, etc. It will turn over a rooms air volume quick and completely. Here is an example I (quickly) found on ebay...

500 CFM Squirrel Cage Fan - eBay (item 150358681144 end time Jul-19-09 21:59:08 PDT)

I'd make a cardboard cutout to fit your window, make a hole for the exhaust duct on the fan, and smoke away. If the smell can still be smelled, I want some of your nugs!

smokinrav · 07-19-2009, 12:09 PM

Since I think no one has come out and directly said it the reason you can't smoke joints and be stealthy is the ever-to-be poorly named secondhand smoke, the stuff that burns off without going through your lungs.

Just like cigs, cigars or pipe tobacco smoke, you get a J's secondhand smoke on you or your surroundings and the smell will be identifiable for a while. Even bowls with caps are rarely perfect and can smell up your fingers or hands.

To be perfectly stealth, you must use a one hitter. Using one on a bong is even better. Sorry folks, but my 35 years of smoking finds this to be the end of the discussion, be it smoking in a room or a car.

DukeXX · 07-20-2009, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Waves

word and at least dont smoke joints those smell something nasty

Said the person whos avater is a someone smoking a joint

Grieves · 07-20-2009, 01:03 PM

yeah he can smoke joints, you can't...

herbalist · 07-20-2009, 01:19 PM

Get two metal coat hangers, slide one through the other at 90 degrees. Then get a big bin bag and open it up, slide the two coat hangers in the bag. Delicately get the two hooks through the bin bag in the middle, hang from the light, get inside and light the joint. You will get really stoned or you will faint from lack of oxygen.

Waves · 07-20-2009, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by DukeXX

Said the person whos avater is a someone smoking a joint

thats a cigarette.

also, hes outside. at night.

Being · 07-20-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

i think this matter has been settled by the overwhelming "thanks" given to pacman in post #8. anything else anyone adds is just mindless chatter.

Verdict!

/bangs gavel

.,

the-who? · 07-20-2009, 05:11 PM

uh you don't. its like trying to smoke a cigarette in your room and expecting it not to smell like cigarettes. a joint is constantly burning, when you are trying to covert smoke, you do one hitters foo.

and since you don't care for the one option that actually works.. you outta luck

icsilk · 07-25-2009, 11:25 AM

I couldn't be bothered to read all the posts to see if this was mentioned, so sorry if it already was ... but what about what Katt Williams, Ice Cube and that Jay? (that white kid who worked at Pinky's) did in Next Friday and suck all the 'exhaust' into a vacuum - if it works in the movies it gotta really work!!

Mikey · 07-25-2009, 11:49 AM

just smoke outside
out of a window with a fan
toilet paper roll with dryer sheets in it
stick dryer sheets in a de-humidifyer

make curry or a fish platter whilst smoking
just smoke outside.

Bit_Roller · 07-30-2009, 01:36 AM

buy a cheap window fan with the dual fans and the option to exhaust or blow the air in. keep it at exhaust and the negative air pressure with help vent the room, but hope no one comes in while ur smokin or ur screwed

bizong · 07-30-2009, 02:19 AM

I'm going to smoke this joint in my room and bask in all of its glory.

Kishar · 07-30-2009, 05:19 AM

it's goddamn july it aint cold go outside and smoke and if you're worried about being busted maybe you shouldn't be smoking at all, you little jack.