Animal stoners

killbill420 · 09-05-2009, 07:11 AM

I have 3 animals that love to smoke with me... My pit when I am outside he will bark and cry until I let him off his collar, he will run up and set right down on my foot and watch when I hit it then he will wait for the next person to hit it. He also loves to eat it.

My cat loves it too. He will love on the bag.

And my ferret, she will set on my lap and wait for it.

The birds not so much...

I want to hear about all the other animal stoners!!! Sometimes its just funny!

My best friends has a toy poodle, who will jump on your lap and lick your lips until you blow it at her. Her tongue going amillion miles a minute.

smallmac1 · 09-05-2009, 10:38 AM

My dad has an old dog named Smokey, doesnt like the smoke to much but he is a stoner at heart. My sisters cat acts like shes on shrooms all the time. And my dog can chill with me when I smoke so i guess. But none of my animals take the smoke by choice haha.

That Stoner Kid · 09-07-2009, 10:53 AM

I tried that with my dog, he immediately jumped back and fell off the table, I laughed my ass off, he didnt act an differently.

№1 · 09-07-2009, 10:58 AM

You're kidding right?

I mean, you have a brain big enough (maybe) to make that choice, the animals don't.

I kind of get what you're saying, had a cat that would jump in your face when you were tokin' it up but we would never blow it in his face.

stateofkane · 09-07-2009, 12:07 PM

A pit can probably handle eating a little. My hookup feeds his pit buds quite a bit, and they're the "rejected" buds.

My small dog under 20 lbs almost died from eating a gram of my shwag (I didn't feed it to her). They are curious, not in search of getting high. I would never feed them the actual buds and exhaled smoke contains very little thc. They probably think you're eating something.

Dr. Drew · 09-07-2009, 06:47 PM

your dog almost died from eating a gram of shwag?

stateofkane · 09-07-2009, 06:55 PM

She was in bad shape at least. She acted much sicker than the times she got into chocolate, which is known to kill dogs.

Xil · 09-07-2009, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by №1

You're kidding right?

I mean, you have a brain big enough (maybe) to make that choice, the animals don't.

I kind of get what you're saying, had a cat that would jump in your face when you were tokin' it up but we would never blow it in his face.

I think they probably do. I mean, its one thing to put an animal in a bag and blow smoke in or something like that...but if an animal, of its own accord, decides to put itself in the presence of smoke...whose to blame?

Dozer McDozer · 09-07-2009, 11:03 PM

if the dog comes to you while smoking and its in a calm manner, tahts fine i think.

but a dog that comes to you and demands it... no no make it wait.

and yeah forcing it on an animal is fucked up.

Peace seeker · 09-08-2009, 12:55 AM

our beloved rotie (RIP) used to come sit next to me when i toked.

our cat..... she's a weed lover allright. If i let her, she can eat a mature plant in a week. There used to be a picture of her on yahooka, eating the ganja.

Dr. Drew · 09-08-2009, 04:04 PM

my dog rolls his own blunts

plurtastictm · 10-02-2009, 05:46 PM

i have a cat, his name is dj rave kitty.
hes def a big stoner.
hes been tokin up since he was a kitten.

hes pretty crazy now...
hmm.

Mydriasis · 10-02-2009, 07:42 PM

Cats seem to love to get stoned. I'm sure there's cats that go against this but whatever.

My dog is real old and pretty sick(cataracs in the eyes, all kinds of problems), so every once in a while when it's suffering I'll blow it some smoke in its direction and it knows it's medicine. It comes back inside and eats some food, I pet her and then she falls asleep no whimpering, tail wagging. Not a animal stoner really but an animal medical user I guess.

BibleGuy · 10-04-2009, 02:22 PM

My cat seems to be lovingly attracted to me when I smoke. It has seemed at times like she senses something about me that she likes and she'll come sit with me and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. .. I've wondered if she can see my aura...?

Mydriasis · 10-04-2009, 03:26 PM

I always wondered what animals see. I have a feeling they have a very clean slate, and see things that we would normally call hallucinations

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Rubix · 10-05-2009, 10:11 PM

people these days

bmac · 10-06-2009, 10:46 AM

i make my kitty pitch for sessions. she usually outsmokes me.

Haha, but really, my cat hates it. If I blow smoke in her direction (like she is on the floor across the room), she just watches the smoke until it hits her. Then she runs away.

FineazPR · 10-06-2009, 03:38 PM

Neither one of my dogs like smoke,at all. They will give me a dirty look and walk away, out of the room.They are true NON-smokers,and absolutely do not tolerate it.

verklingen · 10-06-2009, 03:39 PM

hey i think i've seen a commercial of your life

FineazPR · 10-06-2009, 03:40 PM

...but the rabbit likes to munch good weed sometimes, and I see nothing wrong with it.She is in a cage,or outside in her pen and, its not like I give her weed all the time. Its occasional, I am too frugal to share with her all the time, and my kid would kill me if she knew.