Why are YOU here? (First timers!)

[Panty.Shot]

Hey! hello I like this smilies!:big joint:bongsmilie:joi nt:: spliff:

[Alien.Nation]

I'm here to invigorate. Inspire. Make the world better. Give peace a chance. Enlighten the masses. Make renewable food stuffs out of garbage. Destroy negative stereotypes regarding race, gender and sexual preference. End Operation Iraqi Freedom. Cool global warming. Turn AIDS back into a useful verb. And ameliorate the suffering of mankind.

But most of all, I'm here to talk about marijuana.

[noregretsyet]

Originally Posted by zoltron

Not me, toots....unless you started before 1969.

toots started in 62 dear.....there actually are old stoners out here......just call me Granny Toots dear!

[upnsmoke]

2c if I have 2 stop smoking or the clinzer that got me here really works

[upnsmoke]

Originally Posted by Oneder®

I gots to thinking about it. I popped 'marijuana' into Google and came up with YaHooka, that was three or so years ago and I've been flapping my gums ever since, it was the varied personalities that kept me coming back. I had just become computer literate and was looking to interact on some level of the information super highway, YaHooka forums seemed a place where I could spout pretty much whatever I wanted without fear of anything but being bashed about being green. I read alot, I wrote alot, I tailored my style to those who read it on a regular basis and the fact that anyone reads it still astounds me.

So yeah, what was I talking about...

I come here to stroke my oh so fragile ego and hopefully entertain.

Since this is where most n00bs come first, I'd kind of like to know, why are you here? Do you hope to acomplish anything? You looking to giggle at Flamingnuns picture while you smoke a bowl?

WELCOME FRIENDS! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Fuck I don't no if I passed my piss test

[chilam6886]

hi everyone. I came across this site years ago and registered like, yesterday. I quit smoking because the state of California made me, but I miss the lifestyle (or parts of it, mind you) I miss picking out a new piece, scoring and eight with my friends, smoking and watching mythbusters...thing is, I don't know if i'll start again because my life had gotten a WHOLE lot better scince I quit. Let me put it this way: I failed at least six semesters of community college even though I got out of high school a year early (GED) and it's only been in the past two semesters that I've gotten an A. I hadn't gotten any proper excercize since the Clinton administration and now I have a yellow belt-level judoka. I bitched about the man and never did anything and today I'm involved in the community. THing is, I don't want to lose that if I start smoking, so I guess i'm looking for feedback on that.

[zoltron]

Originally Posted by noregretsyet

toots started in 62 dear.....there actually are old stoners out here......just call me Granny Toots dear!

Whoa, you are an old 1, aren't ya?

Good for you, Granny, I'm all for us AARP smokers. I've seen many a friend quit tokin because of a career or they felt they needed to 'change the lifestyle'.
It's nice to see someone old enough to be my mom still puffin away...[j/k granny].

[noregretsyet]

Originally Posted by zoltron

Whoa, you are an old 1, aren't ya?

Good for you, Granny, I'm all for us AARP smokers. I've seen many a friend quit tokin because of a career or they felt they needed to 'change the lifestyle'.
It's nice to see someone old enough to be my mom still puffin away...[j/k granny].

Yes .....I hit the big "60" this summer and it is breaking my heart.....boo hoo....but I don't look as bad as that lady in the picture above. Baby Boomers are now retiring and starting to smoke pot again. ....AND NO MORE DAMN DRUG TESTING....WOOT!!!!! !

Particularly rough when you are an RN and drug test often in the clinical environment...... But I am using my voice now for this cause. It was an RN who helped get MMJ legalized in Rhode Island ya know?

And I see many people who MMJ benefits. But as I see it many of the the pot smokers are hurting the cause.

But just because I am old don't mean life is OVER! BABY BOOMERS WON'T retire like their parents did....to the rocking chairs......HELL NO!!
Actually I am now flying ultra-light planes at 10,000 ft ''''scary indeed!

My gentleman friends passion and hobby actually. BUT I am a risk taker.......So body is getting old and brain is still young.


So you young stoners please show respect to us that were brave enough to be there in the sixties protesting our parents values and mores! No one will equal my generation again.

[locobob]

Get advice on some genetic issues, as well as tips on growing.

Give advice to people asking about medications on this site.

Loco

[noregretsyet]

and what qualifies you to give advice on medications? Just curious and not being a smartass.....

[upnsmoke]

I'm here because I'm on probation for smoking dope ha found this site just tryn 2 pass a piss test not sure it worked yet for the lab test but it worked for the test on the cup.Thought this mite be a good place to hang and get some info on puriclean has it worked for anyone?

[zoltron]

Originally Posted by noregretsyet

Yes .....I hit the big "60" this summer and it is breaking my heart.....boo hoo....but I don't look as bad as that lady in the picture above. Baby Boomers are now retiring and starting to smoke pot again. ....AND NO MORE DAMN DRUG TESTING....WOOT!!!!! !

Particularly rough when you are an RN and drug test often in the clinical environment...... But I am using my voice now for this cause. It was an RN who helped get MMJ legalized in Rhode Island ya know?

And I see many people who MMJ benefits. But as I see it many of the the pot smokers are hurting the cause.

But just because I am old don't mean life is OVER! BABY BOOMERS WON'T retire like their parents did....to the rocking chairs......HELL NO!!
Actually I am now flying ultra-light planes at 10,000 ft ''''scary indeed!

My gentleman friends passion and hobby actually. BUT I am a risk taker.......So body is getting old and brain is still young.


So you young stoners please show respect to us that were brave enough to be there in the sixties protesting our parents values and mores! No one will equal my generation again.

Amen to that, my fellow Boomer!! I'm glad to see another person from our generation around the place. Hit the big 6-0, huh? That's beautiful!!
I agree that we have an excellent generation...we go back to when there was only 3 channels on TV, no technology yet [calculators, cellphones, computers, video games, etc]...we had more adventures travelling the USA & Mexico than this generation will ever have.
They really can't hitch-hike anymore, for fear of the people who might give them a ride being total maniacs. Plus when we were in the work-force [I'm retired], there was no such thing as piss-tests for employment. We're the last of the 'pre-technology' generations, but I'll bet we had more fun experiencing life 1st hand than the latter generations. 1 cross-country trip I took was almost 2 yrs long...& ventured deep into Mexico. I only wish I would've kept a journal, as I'm sure I've forgotten a bunch of fun I had. Of course, a lot of drug-ingesting might play a small part in my memory-lapse.
Anyhow, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[nud]

hi,

cannabis helps me eat.
Anna steals my food,,

painted my keyboard black, to improve my typing skills.

and i just started, so I hella suck....

and Hi again

[noregretsyet]

Originally Posted by zoltron

Amen to that, my fellow Boomer!! I'm glad to see another person from our generation around the place. Hit the big 6-0, huh? That's beautiful!!
I agree that we have an excellent generation...we go back to when there was only 3 channels on TV, no technology yet [calculators, cellphones, computers, video games, etc]...we had more adventures travelling the USA & Mexico than this generation will ever have.
They really can't hitch-hike anymore, for fear of the people who might give them a ride being total maniacs. Plus when we were in the work-force [I'm retired], there was no such thing as piss-tests for employment. We're the last of the 'pre-technology' generations, but I'll bet we had more fun experiencing life 1st hand than the latter generations. 1 cross-country trip I took was almost 2 yrs long...& ventured deep into Mexico. I only wish I would've kept a journal, as I'm sure I've forgotten a bunch of fun I had. Of course, a lot of drug-ingesting might play a small part in my memory-lapse.
Anyhow, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Yes.....I am retired also....but help out my kids with the grandkids. Enjoying life and freedom from working and raising children. My S/O[gentleman friend ] retires next year and we plan to travel and go on jaunts in his ultra-light plane.

But I am active here in my state for the MMJ cause and happy to be back toking after all those years of random drug testing........ I suspect many Boomers will be returning to weed to help with the illnesses of aging. I also like to keep up on what the young are doing so my grandkids can't BS me.....I learned about robotripping and skittling from pot forums.
Some of the young stoners are rude and disrespectful to us older stoners I find though.......already have encountered a snotty little pea brain on this site.

But it would be nice if somebody started an older generation stoner site.

But nice to meet you and I love to debate politics also.....looks like McCain and Obama are the two we can pick from....God help the old USA!!!!!!!!


Nice to meet a fellow older stoner here.

[Jesus H. Christ]

The Lord came to Yahooka about one Earth year ago, as The Lord's father suffers from Parkinson's. Dad sayeth he'd like to try the Holy Herb and see if it wouldn't help calmeth his jumpy leg. The Lord learneth on Yahooka, all knowledge needed to buildeth a nice little SOG operation, and has raiseth many beautiful daughters.

The Lord thanketh all thy lovely Yahookans who wouldst share their vast knowledge! Blessed are the famers.

Jesus H.

ps. Oh, and although Dad didst try once the Holy Bong of Heaven (for which was the only reason The Lord doth groweth,) Dad didst also immediately cry out: "Ye and unto thee I seeest snakes and evil things! Damn thee evil things and awayeth with thee!"

We're gonna try brownies next time.

[matthewmunari]

Originally Posted by zoltron

Whoa, you are an old 1, aren't ya?

Good for you, Granny, I'm all for us AARP smokers. I've seen many a friend quit tokin because of a career or they felt they needed to 'change the lifestyle'.
It's nice to see someone old enough to be my mom still puffin away...[j/k granny].

...

[locobob]

Originally Posted by noregretsyet

and what qualifies you to give advice on medications? Just curious and not being a smartass.....

Degree in Pharmacology as well as my Masters as an LMHC.....

Loco

[turmaline]

goodanswer.

[TokinPrincess]

im here to justify my almost daily smoking, to get some tips, widen my horizons in general. oh and to get some pot brownie recipes. lol