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Old 07-05-2006, 11:47 PM   #141 (permalink)
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No creative writing this time. This is who I am:

I'm in my mid 40s and I've been a pot smoker since I was 12, so that’s about 33 or so years now. I live a very strait life so I can support my family in a middle class lifestyle. I have an advanced university degree and earn a pretty good salary. I like my job, and I'm pretty good at it. My position is a professional one. It’s the kind of job where a blue suit is required every day. I oversee my department and my firm expects me to be conservative. In order to keep my job, and be effective in it, I play a role. No one, not one of my neighbors, nor any of my co-workers, nor the head office would EVER suspect that I smoke weed. As a matter of fact, all the right-wingers hang around MY office because they know I'll always agree with what they say Bill O'Riley says.

Well, it’s all a lie. I hate the fucking GOP and Bill O'Riley (who is by the way Satans personal cocksucker) and their agenda to gut the Bill of Rights.

I'm here so I can be myself, okay. Or at least be the laid back person I used to be.

Oh, and by the way, I use a vaporizer. I haven’t used a bong in years.
OK, Old Man, I gotcha [feels weird calling YOU 'old man']. I see why you've gotta 'play the role' for all the straight-laced executroids you've gotta be around all day.
I don't have the 'parchment' you've attained, but as Mark Twain said, "I've never let schooling stand in the way of my education." I got most of mine out travelling the USA & Mexico during the 70s & making acquaintances with many outlaws, smugglers, & assorted 'self-employed' individuals, which was the road I started on 1st.
Then the $$$ I made off my questionable occupation(s), I parlayed into rental properties for Section 8 low-income families. I just happened to become friends with the local head of the Section 8 Housing Authority in my area & he somewhat 'steered' families towards my properties & a lot of the houses I bought, I just fixed & flipped. The houses with tenants were always on the market too, so whenever someone was interested in the house, the buyer had built-in tenants provided at no extra cost .
I had made enough bread by age 45 to retire comfortably in a 'bought & paid for' house on a golf course with my wife & teenage son. The entire time I kept my weed consumption steady & only hid it from the cops & my kid. I'm glad I'm not having to hit the job market now, as it seems that a person can't find anything decent in employment unless he pisses in a cup, which I steadfastly refuse to do for anyone [except my doc, who knows anyway].
More power to you on keeping up the facade, as I never could & would probably end up telling your straight-laced friends & fellow employees to "fuck-off & tell it to someone who cares!!"
Anyhow, Old Man [still choke on that 1], take care & stay stealth with the weed. By now, my tongue would've been bit in 2 from trying not to argue with your John Birch Society fellow workers. bongsmilie
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:09 PM   #142 (permalink)
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i was actually doin research for a paper and stumbled here, read a lot, and decided to register =)

this is my 1st post !
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Old 07-06-2006, 09:17 PM   #143 (permalink)
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hi im new im here 4 help on passin a piss test
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:02 PM   #144 (permalink)
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To continue spreading the word and recruiting allies for the struggle.
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:17 PM   #145 (permalink)
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I'm new here, this is my first post. I'm 24, and have just started smokin a few months ago. I have been a firm "no drugs" kind of girl for as long as I knew what I was talking about but decided that it was kind of wrong to harp on how bad and wrong it is since I hadn't done it myself. I tried it one night with my husband and have been majorly hooked ever since. I'm here because I need an outlet for my stoner stories. None of my friends or family know about my new habit, nor would they approve. I have SO much fun when I'm smoking though and sometimes I wanna share the love ya know? I got nowhere to do that so i joined up here. My hubby calls me an "enhancement smoker". He mellows out and just kinda relaxes in his seat but I'm on a sensual roller coaster when I'm smoking. It'll be cool to read other stories and get ideas about fun stuff to try while high. Love it. Thanks for havin me.
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:25 AM   #146 (permalink)
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How r yas all!Finally got me shit together regarads logging in,its not as easy as i thought.I'LL BE COMING ON AS OFTEN AS I CAN TO ASK ANY EXPERIENCED GROWERS SOME STOOPID NEWBIE GROWER QUESTIONS,ITHINK CAPS IS ON
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Old 07-09-2006, 02:43 PM   #147 (permalink)
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I'm here because well if I'm not smoking marijuana and getting high as shit, I might as well read about other people smoking marijuana and getting high as shit. C'mon man this is enertainment at it's best.
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Old 07-09-2006, 02:44 PM   #148 (permalink)
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I'm new here, this is my first post. I'm 24, and have just started smokin a few months ago. I have been a firm "no drugs" kind of girl for as long as I knew what I was talking about but decided that it was kind of wrong to harp on how bad and wrong it is since I hadn't done it myself. I tried it one night with my husband and have been majorly hooked ever since. I'm here because I need an outlet for my stoner stories. None of my friends or family know about my new habit, nor would they approve. I have SO much fun when I'm smoking though and sometimes I wanna share the love ya know? I got nowhere to do that so i joined up here. My hubby calls me an "enhancement smoker". He mellows out and just kinda relaxes in his seat but I'm on a sensual roller coaster when I'm smoking. It'll be cool to read other stories and get ideas about fun stuff to try while high. Love it. Thanks for havin me.

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Old 07-10-2006, 12:29 AM   #149 (permalink)
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Actually, I came home baked just an odd 20-or-so minutes ago and opened the web browser. I was ready to game, because i LOVE games. Anyways, google came up (p.s. I LOVE google.) and i just typed in "im baked"... theres was a hit on this site. Read one topic and haha... i would have to say that there is some funny shit on here. Also, i just wanted to make it clear to everyone. It is very extremely difficult to do any level of mathematics baked. Try it out, and never feel more frustrated with your inability. Either way, i would like to ask everyone, why do you get baked? Ultimately, I would like to know why the rest of the general public smokes weed. And maybe here, i can get a little feedback. and maybe not, i guess i'll just have to wait and see...
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Old 07-10-2006, 01:10 AM   #150 (permalink)
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i'm here because i was bored and stoned and online because its summer and i have nothing better to do with my time, so i googled stoners to find like a chatroom or something and i found this site.
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Old 07-10-2006, 11:09 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Actually, I came home baked just an odd 20-or-so minutes ago and opened the web browser. I was ready to game, because i LOVE games. Anyways, google came up (p.s. I LOVE google.) and i just typed in "im baked"... theres was a hit on this site. Read one topic and haha... i would have to say that there is some funny shit on here. Also, i just wanted to make it clear to everyone. It is very extremely difficult to do any level of mathematics baked. Try it out, and never feel more frustrated with your inability. Either way, i would like to ask everyone, why do you get baked? Ultimately, I would like to know why the rest of the general public smokes weed. And maybe here, i can get a little feedback. and maybe not, i guess i'll just have to wait and see...

I can do chemistry while baked. For instance if i'm high while I study for an exam, then take the exam high It's a high possibility that I'll get a B- or above. Seriously no bullshit. I understand everyone's different, just sharing my experiences.
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:09 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I've been coming to yahooka for a while now but i just registered and this is my first post.....good time to celebrate bongsmilie
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Old 07-13-2006, 11:02 PM   #153 (permalink)
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umm.... this is my first reply kinda random but dose anyone know where I can get thoughs hospital face masks because I just think that would be fun on a bong
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Old 07-13-2006, 11:06 PM   #154 (permalink)
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I came here because I wanted to find a way to make gravity bongs water bongs stuff like that because I'm cheap can't even get my own weed i take it from my parents and its just leaf
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Old 07-14-2006, 12:50 AM   #155 (permalink)
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A friend mentioned it in passing, I was bored and thought "Stoner forum? Alright. "
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Old 07-14-2006, 07:57 AM   #156 (permalink)
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I came here because I wanted to find a way to make gravity bongs water bongs stuff like that because I'm cheap can't even get my own weed i take it from my parents and its just leaf
Damn dude....Your folks need a better connect. bongsmilie
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:59 AM   #157 (permalink)
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A friend of mine suggested I joined this thread, since she knows I'm into cool and eccentric sites. Well, I'm here!
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Old 07-14-2006, 03:32 PM   #158 (permalink)
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I Googled "I Love Weed" because I am sitting in my bedroom smoking a bowl on the last day of the holidays I just took and all my friends are at work so I am bored....high, but bored.

I hope to accomplish communication with other smokers.

I wish I had a slurpee machine.

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Old 07-14-2006, 04:26 PM   #159 (permalink)
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I thought BC, Canada was supposedly such a nice place to live & toke.

Purgatory, you say? bongsmilie...I was always under the impression that BC [from the peeps I know who live there] was a stoned-fuckin-groove. No?
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Old 07-14-2006, 07:48 PM   #160 (permalink)
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I came because I suck at meeting people and I was hoping to widen my circle of friends here in Edmonton as well as online. I'm a long time stoner who found this site through google.

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