I need some of ya'll to bring me up to speed

snakedoc · 09-26-2009, 08:08 PM

Hi ya'll,

I have started smoking again after 4 and a half years of having to give it uo because both my career and my marriage depended on it. So for 4 and half long years I stayed clean; 18 month aago I lose my job, then I lost my house, and then I lost my wife. I was sober as a judge, too. Oh, yeah, I also have to declare Bankruptcy, and I still can;t find a job.

Anyway, I had the whole forum thing down solid back in the day, but I was hoping someone would take mercy on me and have pity on my soul and bring me up to speed on the who what where and the why (welll, we know why). Nost notably, I have had to move in with family members and I had to move back to my home town of Jacksonville, FL. so I'm sort of in foreign land - I need my medicine and I don't have a clue how to get it.

Thank you in advance,

SnakeDoc

**SageTree** · 09-26-2009, 11:49 PM

Ask somewhere besides a message board that asks you to not ask for hookups. It's Florida, if you can't find herb...well...sorry.

This isn't why YaHooka was set up and people get banned for asking these questions.

Bad dog · 09-27-2009, 01:47 AM

you'll find many Israeli's selling cosmetics in the shopping malls of Jacksonville.
pretend your interested in cosmetics and ask one of them if they can hook you up.
Tell them an Israeli friend figured someone can help you.

Or just walk down to the ghetto and go up to the biggest Nig you can find and tell him that you want to score.

Just don't be afraid. Looking for weed isn't actually a crime.

**SageTree** · 09-27-2009, 01:49 AM

oh shit!

**kitch** · 09-27-2009, 01:56 AM

go to college campuses.

Bad dog · 09-27-2009, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by SageTree

oh shit!

what's the problem with trying to help point the guy in the right direction to score?
no one is giving out dealers phone numbers or names etc.

I have been many times in new places without connections and found it difficult to get connected.

However one thing that experience has definately taught me, is that the less you try to look for it, the easier it is to find.

Once you stop trying to score, you will find your connection very quickly.

It's kind of like trying to catch chicks, you just need to put yourself in the right places and wait for them / it to come to you.

snakedoc · 09-27-2009, 08:44 AM

Bad Dog, thank you for showing some compassion. I really appreciate it. I was not asking for "hook ups" - I was asking for advice, based on the fact that I'm a 34 year old recent divorcee in a new town. So thank you, Bad Dog, for being decent to me.

And whoever said looking for weed is not a crime is right. Neither is talking about it. Oh, and I finally got serious about reviewing previous posts, one thing led to another, and I tgink I found someone who has been vetted by others in forums. We shall see. I, personally, am happy to help anyone out, as that is the decent, Christian thing to do. It's probably the decent Muslim and Hewish thing to do as well, but I'm Presbyterian. Anyway, if anyone is interested, I placed an itty bitty order with someone (won't say who on the forum) and if I am successful, I'll pass along the information.

Oh, and just because I'm in Florida doesn;t mean it's easy to get what I need. Apparently, you have not spent much time in Florida, whoever said that. Jacksonville is a police state, Tallahassee has 5 police forces, Miami is just plain dangerous, ditto on Orlando, I just came from Tampa Bay and admittedly that place I knew where to get it, and then there are the 10,000 hick towns down here. No, I'm gonna say it's a challenge. I'm not 19. I just can't waltz into a college and start asking people. I'll look like some creepy old guy.

Anyway, no offense to anyone. At the end of the day, I just want to make some friends. Peace, Randy

PS - Avatar forthcoming...

snakedoc · 09-27-2009, 08:47 AM

Oh, sorry, one more thing. I know exactly what Bad Dog is talking about with Israelis in kiosks at shopping malls. I never would have thought to ask an Israeli kiosk person about something like that. Am I missing something to that suggestion? It just seemed kind of random.

Thanks again folks.

Bad dog · 09-27-2009, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by snakedoc

Oh, sorry, one more thing. I know exactly what Bad Dog is talking about with Israelis in kiosks at shopping malls. I never would have thought to ask an Israeli kiosk person about something like that. Am I missing something to that suggestion? It just seemed kind of random.

Thanks again folks.

Most young Israeli men smoke or have friends that smoke. Judaism is a smoking tolerant religion.

Or they will have or they will know someone that sells.

**SageTree** · 09-27-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Bad dog

what's the problem with trying to help point the guy in the right direction to score?
no one is giving out dealers phone numbers or names etc.

I have been many times in new places without connections and found it difficult to get connected.

However one thing that experience has definately taught me, is that the less you try to look for it, the easier it is to find.

Once you stop trying to score, you will find your connection very quickly.

It's kind of like trying to catch chicks, you just need to put yourself in the right places and wait for them / it to come to you.

No worries man. This is certainly a problem many of us have faced.

I was just giggling about 'big nig'....it's an inside joke with a few friends of mine. Should have explained that to ya'.

Thanks for offering your kind advice.