Just a little joke

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The Church Organist

There was a Baptist Church
in South Carolina that had a very
big-busted organist. Her breasts
were so huge that they bounced and jiggled
while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They
said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts
and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any
because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try
it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit
and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not
hath a thermon tewday. "