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04-22-2009, 06:25 PM
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Hormone Replacement Therapy
I went to the doctor a few months back, and found out that my testosterone levels were really low. This didn't surprise me too much, because this problem runs in my family. It's not a big deal, either, because they can give you hormone replacement.
Well, I've been doing this for a few weeks now, and man, I had no idea what I was missing! For example, when I used to see a hot chick, I would think, "Damn, she's fine." Now, it's more like, "DAYUM!!!" I feel like I'm 19 or something! Plus, it seems to be helping with my depression and anxiety, as well, so I'm definitely feeling my inner Xerxes.
Anyway, for those of you who are old enough to know what it feels like to have the ole libido taper off a bit, I have to tell you, it fucking RULES when it comes back!!
Fear my divine power!!
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04-22-2009, 06:34 PM
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Thanks for the idea. I might just look into this for myself. But I'm 48. What the hell am I going to do with a boner when my wife's not in the mood?
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04-22-2009, 06:36 PM
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And Rev, your inner Xerxes looks a little on the gay side.
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04-22-2009, 07:01 PM
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That's cuz he's so fucking manly that women are not enough. He must fuck ALL.
As for what to do with it, even doing nothing is pretty cool. It's like thawing out, in a way. I just feel more intense, like I was when I was younger. There's this really great line in "Excalibur" where King Arthur, after finally drinking from the holy grail, exclaims, "I knew not how empty my soul had become, until it was full again." That thought kinda points in the right direction.
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04-24-2009, 10:32 AM
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HAHAHA i m happy for ya Rev
go shagging man
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04-24-2009, 05:08 PM
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Is it a patch, pill, or manly ass injection?
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04-24-2009, 08:21 PM
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they can give you hormone replacement.
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oral or anal.
oh, you weren't talking sperm replacement, my bad.
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04-25-2009, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Kompressor
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Is it a patch, pill, or manly ass injection?
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It's this gel that you rub on yourself, which passes the hormones through the skin. Apparently, pills don't work that well. They DO have an option where you can self-inject, but, yeah, no thanks. The gel's kind of a mess, but it's painless.
BTW, did I say before how fun this shit is? More energy, less moodiness, and the Hot Picture Thread has never looked so good.
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04-25-2009, 12:11 PM
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thats good rev! now you just need an army of slaves to carry you around
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04-25-2009, 12:17 PM
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how's the missus taking it?
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04-25-2009, 12:57 PM
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Thats awesome Rev, I really like to hear it and I like to hear that there is change possible for those moody times.
I feel that this has a connection to Cerpin Tax's thread about masterbation and hormone levels.
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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04-25-2009, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Bad dog
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how's the missus taking it?
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She's taking it pretty hard.
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04-26-2009, 06:01 AM
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When she makes things hard for you, do you hold it against her?
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04-26-2009, 11:51 AM
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I just tell her I've got something I need to get straight between us.
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05-02-2009, 04:36 PM
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Slapstick posts are great! badum crash! Glad to hear you are feeling better Rev.
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05-02-2009, 07:34 PM
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Yes, I am balling, as they say.
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now i understand why you're always google image searching random search terms involving nudity!
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I might just look into this for myself. But I'm 48. What the hell am I going to do with a boner when my wife's not in the mood? I just feel more intense, like I was when I was younger. There's this really great line in "Excalibur" where King Arthur, after finally drinking from the holy grail, exclaims, "I knew not how empty my soul had become, until it was full again." That thought kinda points in the right direction.
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08-18-2009, 05:16 PM
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Hope you're ready for some hair loss, Rev. That's one of the downsides. Better "google" for more. Corporate medicine always has a few surprises !
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