The *OFFICIAL* Upload a Comedy Album Thread - Page 7

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:35 PM

Chris Hardwick(from G4 and Wired Science) and Mike Phirman

Fucking hilarious musical comedy.

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:44 PM

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:49 PM

Audio Rip

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:50 PM

Doug Benson, Arj Barker & Tony Camin

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:52 PM

Arj Barker - Issues Were Here

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:56 PM

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 05:57 PM

Audio Rip

Kinda disappointing, imo, but I know there are some Howard Stern/classic MadTV fans on here

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 06:00 PM

Audio Rip

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 06:24 PM

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 06:26 PM

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 07:00 PM

"An Almanac of Complete World Knowledge Compiled with Instructive Annotation and Arranged in Useful Order by myself, John Hodgman, a Professional Writer, in the Areas of My Expertise, which Include: Matters Historical, Matters Literary, Matters Cryptozoological, Hobo Matters, Food, Drink & Cheese (a Kind of Food), Squirrels & Lobsters & Eels, Haircuts, Utopia, What Will Happen in the Future, and Most Other Subjects"

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John Hodgman is probably best known as the PC in those annoyingly ubiquitous “Mac vs. PC” commercials, though lately he has made frequent appearances of Jon Stewart’s “Daily Show.” A self-described “former literary agent,” Hodgman is pale and bespectacled, with a sense of humor and speaking voice that is almost British in its dryness; in short, he is the perfect curator for this museum of fake trivia, a parody of the old standard almanac. In introduction to “The Areas of My Expertise,” Hodgman says that he aims to compile a book of “COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE,” similar to the almanacs of yore, but with one twist: “all of the historical oddities and amazing true facts contained herein are lies, made up by me.” Just looking at the titles of the many short sections gives you an idea of his eclectic and absurd sense of humor: “Nine Presidents Who Had Hooks For Hands,” “History’s Worst Men’s Haircuts,” and “Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter,” among others. Hodgman’s lies are wildly inventive but somehow resemble the truth enough to be almost believable: in the section on George Washington, for example, Hodgman claims that he “grew hemp,” “distilled his own rye whiskey,” and “had a rudimentary crystal meth lab in the basement of Mount Vernon.” It was hard for me to even choose what quote to use to demonstrate the preceding point; the book is so endlessly quotable, you’ll find it working its way into your everyday speech (that is, if you have friends who will get it).

The best part of the book by far is its long center section, simply entitled “What You Did Not Know About Hoboes.” In it, Hodgman constructs an elaborate mythology surrounding the homeless wanderers of early-twentieth century America, including hobo slang and signs, a list of famous hobos, and the aforementioned “Seven Hundred Hobo Names” (if you wish to name your child after a hobo or become a hobo yourself). This alternate history of rail-riding and hobo nickels is bizarre and entertaining at every turn, from the hoboes meteoric rise to prominence to their eventual demise as Herbert Hoover and his “dream-thieving machine” release the Great Depression upon them; it’s also the best showcase of Hodgman’s deadpan delivery and ability to twist history into hilarious lies, with brilliant sentences like: “There had been hoboes in the United States since there had been trains and liquor, which is to say: always.”

The Areas of My Expertise manages to mix erudition, dry wit, and bizarre absurdity into one thoroughly entertaining piece of intelligent humor. It’s not for everyone, but if you’ve read this far into the review and find the idea of a hobo nation or Teddy Roosevelt having a hook for a hand (”Speak softly, and pierce their eyes with a golden hook,”) at all funny, pick up this book. In addition, The Areas of My Expertise has recently been re-released in paperback with even more information than the original, making it truly indispensable for anyone wishing to have “COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE.”

Discs 1-3
http://www.mediafire.com/?tzoemkosfkp

Discs 4-6
http://www.mediafire.com/?0yrexzuf5oh

edit... FUCK IT'S GONE!!! I don't have it on my computer anymore either!
I'm gonna try and find it.

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 07:02 PM

Sean Rouse - Mr. Sensitive

BearsysRevenge · 10-01-2008, 07:22 PM

Re-Upload

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Whether you know him from VH1's "Best Week Ever," NBC's "Last Comic Standing" or his documentary "Super High Me," chances are Doug Benson has made you laugh before. Now he will make you laugh again, repeatedly, with his first full-length solo comedy album, "Doug Benson: Professional Humoredian." Recorded live at the world-famous Hollywood Improv, "Professional Humoredian" catches Doug at his loosest, silliest and most hilarious. Playing to a rowdy sold-out house on 4/20, Doug tears through his set with wild abandon, delivering material on such wide-ranging topics as movies, politics, relationships, anti-drug campaigns and the miracle of modern science known as McGriddles. A perennial favorite among comedy aficionados, Doug placed sixth on Season Five of "Last Comic Standing" and was named "Stoner of the Year" by High Times Magazine in 2006. Patton Oswalt calls him "prolific ... a resin-scented miracle." One listen and you'll understand why Doug has won such acclaim: witty, charming, relentless and irrepressible, Doug Benson is a Professional Humoredian.

radioguy · 10-01-2008, 07:30 PM

Awesome posts, as always! Thanks big time for the Doug Benson and the Hard n' Phirm. Any chance of reupping Comedy Death Ray Disc 1? No big deal. I'll do some uploads soon. Thanks once again!

dude1 · 10-03-2008, 07:08 AM

the elecric amish
barn to be wild

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/146355443/EAmish-BarnTo.rar

dude1 · 10-03-2008, 07:11 AM

the electric amish

*milkng it

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/146351003/EAmish_Milk_It.zip

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Chris Hardwick(from G4 and Wired Science) and Mike Phirman Fucking hilarious musical comedy. __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	__________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Audio Rip __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

10-01-2008, 05:50 PM	#125 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Doug Benson, Arj Barker & Tony Camin __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

10-01-2008, 05:52 PM	#126 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Arj Barker - Issues Were Here __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	__________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

10-01-2008, 05:57 PM	#128 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Audio Rip Kinda disappointing, imo, but I know there are some Howard Stern/classic MadTV fans on here __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Audio Rip __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz Last edited by BearsysRevenge; 10-01-2008 at 06:02 PM.

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	__________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

10-01-2008, 06:26 PM	#131 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	__________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

10-01-2008, 07:02 PM	#133 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,813 Thanks: 692 Thanked 202 Times in 147 Posts	Sean Rouse - Mr. Sensitive __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

10-01-2008, 07:30 PM	#135 (permalink)
radioguy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8 Thanks: 4 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Awesome posts, as always! Thanks big time for the Doug Benson and the Hard n' Phirm. Any chance of reupping Comedy Death Ray Disc 1? No big deal. I'll do some uploads soon. Thanks once again!

10-03-2008, 07:08 AM	#136 (permalink)
dude1 YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 27 Thanks: 11 Thanked 35 Times in 22 Posts	the elecric amish barn to be wild Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/146355443/EAmish-BarnTo.rar

10-03-2008, 07:11 AM	#137 (permalink)
dude1 YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 27 Thanks: 11 Thanked 35 Times in 22 Posts	the electric amish *milkng it Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/146351003/EAmish_Milk_It.zip