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04-06-2009, 11:54 PM
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Black Jesus
discuss.
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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04-07-2009, 12:02 AM
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black jesus was the truth. white jesus was a ponzi scam.
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04-07-2009, 12:37 AM
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wait, your telling me all the prophets from the bible were actually just convinced into writing a book from some jamaican stoned out of his mind?
It's believeable.
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I'll keep my Guns, Money, and Freedom. You can keep the "change."
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04-07-2009, 12:47 AM
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White devil!!!11
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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04-07-2009, 01:03 AM
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holy jesus all mighty
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I'll keep my Guns, Money, and Freedom. You can keep the "change."
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04-07-2009, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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04-07-2009, 01:09 AM
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i think everyone knows jesus wasn't white.
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04-07-2009, 09:08 AM
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Explains why he walked on water... He couldn't swim....
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04-07-2009, 09:24 AM
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Haha stoney. And HFB, I think youre dead wrong.
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04-07-2009, 09:27 AM
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History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men
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04-07-2009, 09:31 AM
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Black Jesus?
Nah
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You are beautiful.
"The people I got to know—aboriginal people in Malaysia,...they enjoyed life, they lived life. Life did not live them, as happens to us."
-Robert Wolff
Last edited by my_scatterheart; 04-07-2009 at 10:01 AM.
Reason: shit dont show up bitchhh
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04-07-2009, 09:38 AM
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Revalations chapter one
"hair white like wool and skin of bronze (or brass)"
Jesus was blacker than me
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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04-07-2009, 09:55 AM
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take out the rap kingpin, the black jesus
i know a few niggas sniff coke it cause seizures
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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04-07-2009, 11:16 AM
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You know I think it is so funny that nobody knows what Jesus really looked like... And yet there are so many bad pictures of him out there 
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04-07-2009, 12:47 PM
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what about Santa?
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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04-07-2009, 01:32 PM
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Just because you tie dye your wool, doesn't mean you're not a sheep.
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04-07-2009, 01:51 PM
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Also now you got that everlast song stuck in my head.
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04-07-2009, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by owK
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Haha stoney. And HFB, I think youre dead wrong.
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you're totally ignorant. you think people are white in the middle east or something? idiot.
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04-07-2009, 02:07 PM
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ITZWEEDMAN!!!
NJWEEDMAN!!!
where'd you find portraits of him portrayed as hezues?
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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04-07-2009, 02:57 PM
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"We are the same African tan...the original man was like us, man"
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tahkkoa.com
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I was addicted to nose spray for 8 years.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew
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wut.
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