The Anti-Limerick

BearsysRevenge · 05-16-2008, 07:10 AM

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.

Man in Black · 05-16-2008, 01:08 PM

Shel Silverstein would be proud

generic_hippie · 05-16-2008, 01:25 PM

there was a young lad from nantuckit
who's dick was so long he could suckit
he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
if me ear was a cunt I could fuck it

moldyorangepeel · 05-16-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearsysRevenge

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.

I like it

**v3d4** · 05-16-2008, 11:52 PM

there was a young lass from Regina,
who rode on her horse to the garden,
and when she got there,
a bird flew right by,
and frightened that lass from Regina

once i decided to use regina, it was nearly impossible to not use the rhyme vagina
but i was trying to folow the anti-limerick formula

Skywarp · 05-16-2008, 11:56 PM

wow no rhymes to a poem
is an interesting thought
no like-minded words
makes ths panda
s a d

05-16-2008, 07:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,462 Thanks: 582 Thanked 141 Times in 102 Posts	The Anti-Limerick There was a young man with an orange, Who kept that there orange for a month, It didn't turn silver, It turned kinda purple, And that there was one spoiled orange. __________________ Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.

05-16-2008, 01:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 666 Thanks: 129 Thanked 50 Times in 40 Posts	Shel Silverstein would be proud __________________ You expect for me to love you when you hate yourself, my friend

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v3d4 sky mind daughter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Lartajuna Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 29 Thanked 142 Times in 78 Posts	there was a young lass from Regina, who rode on her horse to the garden, and when she got there, a bird flew right by, and frightened that lass from Regina once i decided to use regina, it was nearly impossible to not use the rhyme vagina but i was trying to folow the anti-limerick formula __________________ remember our Governor Ken Gorman

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Skywarp More Equal Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pha That Luang Posts: 422 Thanks: 16 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts	wow no rhymes to a poem is an interesting thought no like-minded words makes ths panda s a d __________________ ?

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generic_hippie question authority Join Date: May 2003 Location: 20 km's from Nimbin, Australia Posts: 4,181 Thanks: 61 Thanked 191 Times in 140 Posts	there was a young lad from nantuckit who's dick was so long he could suckit he said with a grin while wiping his chin if me ear was a cunt I could fuck it

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