The Anti-Limerick

BearsysRevenge · 05-16-2008, 07:10 AM

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.

Man in Black · 05-16-2008, 01:08 PM

Shel Silverstein would be proud

generic_hippie · 05-16-2008, 01:25 PM

there was a young lad from nantuckit
who's dick was so long he could suckit
he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
if me ear was a cunt I could fuck it

moldyorangepeel · 05-16-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BearsysRevenge

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.

I like it

**v3d4** · 05-16-2008, 11:52 PM

there was a young lass from Regina,
who rode on her horse to the garden,
and when she got there,
a bird flew right by,
and frightened that lass from Regina

once i decided to use regina, it was nearly impossible to not use the rhyme vagina
but i was trying to folow the anti-limerick formula

Skywarp · 05-16-2008, 11:56 PM

wow no rhymes to a poem
is an interesting thought
no like-minded words
makes ths panda
s a d

05-16-2008, 07:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,444 Thanks: 574 Thanked 139 Times in 100 Posts	The Anti-Limerick There was a young man with an orange, Who kept that there orange for a month, It didn't turn silver, It turned kinda purple, And that there was one spoiled orange. __________________ Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music -George Carlin

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Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 646 Thanks: 106 Thanked 48 Times in 38 Posts	Shel Silverstein would be proud __________________ This nation will only remain the land of the free so long as it is the home of the brave

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generic_hippie question authority Join Date: May 2003 Location: 20 km's from Nimbin, Australia Posts: 4,600 Thanks: 58 Thanked 172 Times in 123 Posts	there was a young lad from nantuckit who's dick was so long he could suckit he said with a grin while wiping his chin if me ear was a cunt I could fuck it __________________ All we are saying is give POT to everybody all the time...

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v3d4 sky mind daughter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Lartajuna Posts: 5,559 Thanks: 27 Thanked 120 Times in 64 Posts	there was a young lass from Regina, who rode on her horse to the garden, and when she got there, a bird flew right by, and frightened that lass from Regina once i decided to use regina, it was nearly impossible to not use the rhyme vagina but i was trying to folow the anti-limerick formula __________________ remember our Governor Ken Gorman

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Skywarp More Equal Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pha That Luang Posts: 391 Thanks: 16 Thanked 33 Times in 27 Posts	wow no rhymes to a poem is an interesting thought no like-minded words makes ths panda s a d __________________ ?

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