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Old 07-01-2008, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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rhyme

i smoke mad buds and i get so high
oh sweet lord wont ya hear my cry
dont have to worry and dont have to try
gonna be yahookan till the day i die
till the day i die wont you say it with me
i dont give a care about no KATG
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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KATG what about ATC
the fat black ugly hooker we no longer see
its a blessing to me, it got messy when she had to show her titties
I puked and cried all over my new pc
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i remember that
it was way way back
no doubt that gorilla was smokin on the crack
her customers say lick on the nut sack
whack nikkity knack men in black
was a bad movie
the end
 
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Spend too much time on the puter
smoke weed no mo so i wonder why I'm still here
time for me to pack me swag and catch a break
see ya and catcha late
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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wiimote in hand catchin star bits in this land
upside down thinkin this could be my final stand
magic luma spins the goomba knock him n kick him out
koopa troopa on its way with cannons blastin away
hopin peach sends 5 one ups with her next shout out
what's this about, i'm fuckin on the outside of some glass?
beastly baddies all up in there point and laugh at my ass
i'll break the crystals and make a goddamn hole in the roof
jump inside and that's when motherfuckin hell breaks loose
torrent of abuse, spinnin and jump on they head
fuck the coins n shit them tired suckas leave when they dead
mario galaxy, my nintendo destiny
not complainin but it always gets the best of me
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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man fuck nintendo destiny
all you jobless fucks are deppressin me
damn slobs best fill some vacancies
ball up and mend your cv
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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oh when America invented the internet
so we could spread freedom where they didn't have it yet
then the French get on and what do we get
a bunch of complaining frogs who obviously forget
we saved the world from Nazis and in retrospect
maybe we shouldn't have stuck out our neck
just so you foreigners can have analfistdick.alt.net
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems View Post
oh when America invented the internet
so we could spread freedom where they didn't have it yet
then the French get on and what do we get
a bunch of complaining frogs who obviously forget
we saved the world from Nazis and in retrospect
maybe we shouldn't have stuck out our neck
just so you foreigners can have analfistdick.alt.net
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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S&S always kills the cypher
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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trashin' atc; she ain't the worst it get
when y'all get off the net, it's the skeezers we sweat
find out what they about and gym sock's the best bet
--worse yet--i'm halfway to the convent from losing all hope
with others smoking pole for that extra hit of dope
to see all the grime you don't need a microscope
ain't no way to deal so i pen a rhyme to mope
now germinating like GH since there's no other way to cope
your shawty or your man
won't really help you find
the buzz you seek; they call it peace of mind
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
 
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by verklingen View Post
wiimote in hand catchin star bits in this land
upside down thinkin this could be my final stand
magic luma spins the goomba knock him n kick him out
koopa troopa on its way with cannons blastin away
hopin peach sends 5 one ups with her next shout out
what's this about, i'm fuckin on the outside of some glass?
beastly baddies all up in there point and laugh at my ass
i'll break the crystals and make a goddamn hole in the roof
jump inside and that's when motherfuckin hell breaks loose
torrent of abuse, spinnin and jump on they head
fuck the coins n shit them tired suckas leave when they dead
mario galaxy, my nintendo destiny
not complainin but it always gets the best of me
lol

awesome. S&S's too.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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not mine ,but I like it...



I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in
I got up so tight I couldn't unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in


(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah
 
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i just realized: poetry is only written by people who cant play instruments
 
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:37 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I don't know ,some just do words better ,some just do music better.


some 'talk' with their music ,while a true vocalist can be a one man band with the right sampling and mixing.

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Old 07-02-2008, 09:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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not mine ,but I like it...



I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in
I got up so tight I couldn't unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in


(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah
is that supposed to be recited in sopranos theme song tune? crazy
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
 
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Old 07-03-2008, 02:08 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Kenny Rogers my red haired lassie. With First Edition.
Its in the trippy scene in big lebowski.
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