Philosophy of Religion

BearsysRevenge · 09-08-2008, 08:18 PM

First day of this new class
Holy hell, my professor isn't objective in the least
I can tell these two and a half hours each week
will be a struggle to survive
I already want out, not 2 hours in.
I came to learn, not hear him prosetlyze.
I've shut him out
All I can focus on are varicose veins and coffee stains
His face is very familiar yet I can't place it.
Moments later it comes to me
He looks like Flounder.
Not the fish, but the frosh.
That chubby loser from Animal House
Plus 60.

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Just some crap I wrote today in my Philosophy of Religion class

Prophet Saddam · 09-08-2008, 08:19 PM

good stuff

those philosophy classes can be tough - you really have to go in with an open mind

Smaerd · 09-08-2008, 08:21 PM

Yeah I did really good in my philo class if your working on socrates and rene descartes I may be of help. Not like page number/paragraph number/quotes but the content is awesome.
Cool little peice once again bearsey.

BearsysRevenge · 09-08-2008, 09:20 PM

Thanks

And I definitely am going in with an open mind. I'm just mad disappointed that it's already seeming to be a "Philosophy of Christianity with some Judaism mixed in" class. I was looking forward to expanding my religious horizons but it doesn't seem to be the case.

Smaerd · 09-08-2008, 09:23 PM

Ehhh, welcome to academia you know? But dude just get through it get the credit and get wasted and erase it all fro yoru head haha.

BearsysRevenge · 09-08-2008, 09:25 PM

Haha, I'm actually planning on taking it again with another professor whom I really like. He's 23 and we play COD4 on Xbox Live and he's mad cool to just talk with. He was my first choice but his class was full. I don't even care if it's a noncredit class, I still want to take it. lol

verklingen · 09-09-2008, 07:27 AM

if that's the case man why don't you learn about the philosophy of christianity and get a good grade. it's good stuff to boot. and if your prof's anything like the average christian it'll be easy to school him with direct quotes from jesus every time he pushes a sense of the world which doesn't have to do with kindness, generosity, and self-empowerment. could be a fun year.

09-08-2008, 08:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,846 Thanks: 703 Thanked 208 Times in 150 Posts	Philosophy of Religion First day of this new class Holy hell, my professor isn't objective in the least I can tell these two and a half hours each week will be a struggle to survive I already want out, not 2 hours in. I came to learn, not hear him prosetlyze. I've shut him out All I can focus on are varicose veins and coffee stains His face is very familiar yet I can't place it. Moments later it comes to me He looks like Flounder. Not the fish, but the frosh. That chubby loser from Animal House Plus 60. ------- Just some crap I wrote today in my Philosophy of Religion class __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

09-08-2008, 08:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam Crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,286 Blog Entries: 10 Thanks: 2,519 Thanked 471 Times in 336 Posts	good stuff those philosophy classes can be tough - you really have to go in with an open mind __________________ /sarcasm Saddam's Friends Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul

09-08-2008, 08:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 2,049 Thanks: 259 Thanked 346 Times in 254 Posts	Yeah I did really good in my philo class if your working on socrates and rene descartes I may be of help. Not like page number/paragraph number/quotes but the content is awesome. Cool little peice once again bearsey. __________________ Peace, Love, Unity, Respect.

09-08-2008, 09:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,846 Thanks: 703 Thanked 208 Times in 150 Posts	Thanks And I definitely am going in with an open mind. I'm just mad disappointed that it's already seeming to be a "Philosophy of Christianity with some Judaism mixed in" class. I was looking forward to expanding my religious horizons but it doesn't seem to be the case. __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

09-08-2008, 09:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 2,049 Thanks: 259 Thanked 346 Times in 254 Posts	Ehhh, welcome to academia you know? But dude just get through it get the credit and get wasted and erase it all fro yoru head haha. __________________ Peace, Love, Unity, Respect.

09-08-2008, 09:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,846 Thanks: 703 Thanked 208 Times in 150 Posts	Haha, I'm actually planning on taking it again with another professor whom I really like. He's 23 and we play COD4 on Xbox Live and he's mad cool to just talk with. He was my first choice but his class was full. I don't even care if it's a noncredit class, I still want to take it. lol __________________ There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all! Click for lulz

09-09-2008, 07:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
verklingen what is Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the sun Posts: 5,757 Thanks: 211 Thanked 521 Times in 306 Posts	if that's the case man why don't you learn about the philosophy of christianity and get a good grade. it's good stuff to boot. and if your prof's anything like the average christian it'll be easy to school him with direct quotes from jesus every time he pushes a sense of the world which doesn't have to do with kindness, generosity, and self-empowerment. could be a fun year. __________________ you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt

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