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Hello William, what brings you to American Idol? I would like to become the next American Idol. So what are you going to sing for us today? I'm not a singer. I am a writer. What do you write? I write jokes and humor. Tell us one of your jokes. I'm not a stand up comedian. Can you act? No. Can you dance? No. I'm a writer. You can't sing.... I can read something I wrote. Ok that sounds like a good idea. Read us something you wrote. Hello, My name is William and I would like to do an impression for you of my neighbors dog. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. wrol. You can't sing. You can't act. And you're not a stand up comedian. Thank you, Have a great day!
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02-03-2005, 07:57 AM
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That was horrible... worst performance ever.... and you're overweight.
  Hehe... I can't help but watch the show because I love to listen to people sing but the whole idea of an 'American Idol' is the friggin dumbest thing (and should say something about the general population).
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02-03-2005, 03:22 PM
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I'm sure if was funnier when the dog told it....
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02-03-2005, 04:09 PM
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I was bored and still bored. Thanks for the compliment. I think I'm being bombarded with fast moving particles, I would like the clock to move a bit faster.
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