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Old 03-03-2006, 09:41 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I could have posted yesterday, but i can wait til later today. I had awesome make-up sex the other day
ill post later cuz I know im gonna get some today.
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:24 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Makeup sex is the shit. Sometimes me and my guy will jump into that part before the fight is really even resolved.
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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there's plenty of poon-tang out there for everyone.
Yeah, but like 95% of it is either nasty or out of my league.

It's hard to find the happy medium. I don't like settling.

I'd rather wank it, than fuck some below-average chick that doesn't even get me horny. I tried it once out of desperation, and ended up having to pretend I had ED.

She had a semi-pretty face, decent personality, and big jugs. But when she took her tight jeans off and a roll bulged out, Johnson called it a night.....we just watched a movie instead.
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Old 03-03-2006, 11:02 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:11 PM   #25 (permalink)
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i just got laid! My girl friend just left causei have to get ready for work.

it was a nice treat. had mygirl over just to hang out for a little bit cause i wont be able to see her all night,and she wasnt in school today.

i open the door and she immediatly takes my hand and leads me down stairs and begins taking off her clothes.

we do the foreplay thing for a while then i bent her over the arm of the couch and proceeded to fuck her from behind. SO HOT.
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:32 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:47 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hmmm to lay or not to lay, that is the question. i really really want/need to bump this thread however, i have a dilemma.

i've been dating my man for five years now, lived togehter for four. we've talked about our future many many times. we've discussed marriage and houses and almost everything under teh sun, and how i did want to get married until i graduated. i graduated almost 2 years ago. well...our 5th anniversary was a week after valentines, mother fucker made hotel rez, dinner rez and even got all fancied up. this leads me to think im getting a proposal. nothing.

this is my dilemma, ive now thrown the guantlet and told him the milk aint free.

how long do i hold out lol. i dont know if i can, i'm such a pussy sometimes
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Old 03-03-2006, 02:39 PM   #28 (permalink)
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hmmm to lay or not to lay, that is the question. i really really want/need to bump this thread however, i have a dilemma.

i've been dating my man for five years now, lived togehter for four. we've talked about our future many many times. we've discussed marriage and houses and almost everything under teh sun, and how i did want to get married until i graduated. i graduated almost 2 years ago. well...our 5th anniversary was a week after valentines, mother fucker made hotel rez, dinner rez and even got all fancied up. this leads me to think im getting a proposal. nothing.

this is my dilemma, ive now thrown the guantlet and told him the milk aint free.

how long do i hold out lol. i dont know if i can, i'm such a pussy sometimes

Holding out on him won't make him any more likely to propose to you, it will just make you both frustrated and pent-up. He may even begin to see you as the type of chick who quits putting out as soon as she's landed a husband, and you don't want that. If he's the guy you were with in one of the pics you posted on here, you need to just tell him that he's lucky to have you cuz AnimalLover420 said you were one sexy chickie. Then tell him that if he doesn't claim your ass, I'm going to. Case closed.

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Old 03-04-2006, 12:05 AM   #29 (permalink)
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fuckinnn eh!

girl got off of work and came down a put on a movie. I stared to massage her neck/sholders. Next thing i know we're making out, then fucking like wild monkeys. Best fuck in a while, i really needed that one.
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:06 AM   #30 (permalink)
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fuckinnn eh!

girl got off of work and came down a put on a movie. I stared to massage her neck/sholders. Next thing i know we're making out, then fucking like wild monkeys. Best fuck in a while, i really needed that one.

Rock on with your bad monkey self!!
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:11 AM   #31 (permalink)
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EYeah!

seriously, this was some hooting and hollering, screaming names, biting my sholders, make my back bleed with your fingernails sex.

i need a beer and a joint...
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:30 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2006, 09:55 AM   #33 (permalink)
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^bump

ill be back!
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:09 AM   #34 (permalink)
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If this thread was made like, 8 months ago, I'd be bumping this thread and not writing this post....which is consequently bumping the thread anyway, how ironic!






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Old 03-05-2006, 10:11 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:55 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Oooooooh shit yeah.. I love morning sex.
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Old 03-05-2006, 12:22 PM   #37 (permalink)
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last night we saw dave chappelle's block party, then got drunk and high, then cranked up the music and busted out the whipped cream.

then we just regular fucked this morning.
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Old 03-05-2006, 12:49 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Is block party good?
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Old 03-05-2006, 01:19 PM   #39 (permalink)
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well i am gonna bump it for last last week...cause fuck, i wasnt thinking bout yahooka after gettin sexed up.
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Old 03-23-2006, 03:46 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Buuuuuumpin' uglies baby!!! Daytime sex is the BEST!!

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