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Old 03-05-2006, 03:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Got robbed at work today

Some guy came in and grabbed a few things. I rang it up and told him the total, and he pulled out a steak knife (noob) and told me to open the till. I felt I was in no position to argue so I popped it open and he got about $530. Then the cops showed up and decided to play CSI and fingerprint all the stuff he grabbed.

Not really that great of a story, but it was the highlight of my day.
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A steak knife?

A fucking steak knife?



















pussy...

I mean I'm glad you didn't get hurt, it aint your money after all, let him have it.


But a fucking steak knife?
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats when you whip out the gun under the counter and rob him.
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Some guy came in and grabbed a few things. I rang it up and told him the total, and he pulled out a steak knife (noob) and told me to open the till. I felt I was in no position to argue so I popped it open and he got about $530. Then the cops showed up and decided to play CSI and fingerprint all the stuff he grabbed.

Not really that great of a story, but it was the highlight of my day.

you got pwned by a n00b. ahhaha
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A steak knife?
But a fucking steak knife?

could have been worse....

coulda been a butta knife.
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats why you should always carry a spoon.
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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shit eh. my sister works in Hamilton at a Canadian Tire and they get robbed by crackheads alot too...
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Thats why you should always carry a spoon.

indeed. afterall, its a shank or be shanked world out there.
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dude, you didn't get robbed, your employer did. Btw, when employees fight back, and the robber kills them, I don't feel anything for those losers. I mean, what kind of moron would refuse to hand over the money?
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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indeed. afterall, its a shank or be shanked world out there.

You dont gotta tell me man.




My shanks.
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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90% of those look like they've been made from cardboard and electrical tape, and a broken fork
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Dude, you didn't get robbed, your employer did.
yeah, but he had the knife pulled on him. steak knives aren't exactly dull...

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Btw, when employees fight back, and the robber kills them, I don't feel anything for those losers. I mean, what kind of moron would refuse to hand over the money?
a little over simplified
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Old 03-05-2006, 07:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Dude, you didn't get robbed, your employer did.
That was pretty much my feeling on the situation. He may be blinging but it didn't come from my bankroll.
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Old 03-05-2006, 07:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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a little over simplified
Not at all, you're just protecting the assets of some insurance company, for which you're an ass.
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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your here in stoon eh? yea its pretty lame what people will do around here for money. that fuckin sucks, i woulda done the same thing as u cause those people here are sketchy as fuck. what place u work at?
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:40 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I work at the Rexall Drugs on 20th street and avenue P. He probably turned that cash into drugs in 30 seconds.
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Robbery of a pharmacy and he chose the money?

Someone has some priority issues.
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Old 03-06-2006, 09:23 AM   #19 (permalink)
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^Haha, I was thinking the same thing. Fuck the scrilla, I'd be leaving with a buttload of oxy and bars.
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Robbery of a pharmacy and he chose the money?

Someone has some priority issues.



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