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Old 08-30-2010, 07:50 PM   #161 (permalink)
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You should probably go see a doctor my friend.
I know my bowels better than any doctor.

I'm pretty incredibly aware of how much I should be pooping and when, depending on my diet and surroundings.

I've been living out of hotels lately, and I'm a bit shy to poop in new places, so it played out like that.
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:24 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Hotel toilets are probably cleaner than yours.
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:26 PM   #163 (permalink)
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I too find it harder to poop when on the go. It usually takes 3 days for my body to get adjust to active travel/inconsistent lifestyle mode.
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Some of you may know that I poop a lot. Typically 1 - 3 times within the first hour and a half of awakening.

All that has changed.

In both my foods/nutrition class and my biology class the teachers noted that the correct position for defecation is squatting. This makes sense considering the internal positioning of the rectum.

I dare you to squat the next time you take a shit. You already know I have, I'd like to see what other people think though.



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Old 09-22-2010, 03:03 PM   #166 (permalink)
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This wasn't a challenge in Turkey, it was just the bathroom.

But it makes sense when you think about gravity for sure, I'll vouch for it.
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i still have not taken the geeno challenge. i've always been impressed with my results using the age old royal shitting position on the throne.
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works wonders for me.
im constipated 2/3 of the time i shit
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This wasn't a challenge in Turkey, it was just the bathroom.

But it makes sense when you think about gravity for sure, I'll vouch for it.
My challenge was well recieved on an international level.

In other news: Kevlar!!!1 What's up homie?
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My challenge was well recieved on an international level.

In other news: Kevlar!!!1 What's up homie?
I'm puuuuuretty sure kids have been shitting squatted over a hole before you were a twinkle in your Pappy's eye. But you can have this one!!!
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