The GEENO Challenge!

Geeno · 03-09-2006, 04:08 PM

Some of you may know that I poop a lot. Typically 1 - 3 times within the first hour and a half of awakening.

All that has changed.

In both my foods/nutrition class and my biology class the teachers noted that the correct position for defecation is squatting. This makes sense considering the internal positioning of the rectum.

I dare you to squat the next time you take a shit. You already know I have, I'd like to see what other people think though.

El Coyote · 03-09-2006, 04:09 PM

wtf?

Burner of trees · 03-09-2006, 04:11 PM

niggas still got his pants on

snapshot · 03-09-2006, 04:13 PM

can't i just pull my knees to my chin.

03-09-2006, 04:13 PM

yeah if you hold your knees up while on the can, you shit a little easier...

Geeno · 03-09-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snapshot182

can't i just pull my knees to my chin.

No, it only works if you're actually standing (squatting) on your feet.

You might have to pull your sack around your dick so it doesn't get poop on it. I would let your dong hang though incase you have to pee while you do it. That is common.

Burner of trees · 03-09-2006, 04:19 PM

as a kid my mom always hated my friends...

yeah, i've done a lot of stupid shit with them and whatnot, but if she knew i spent hours a day reading/replying to threads that contain methods of how to shit easier she'd probaly think better of my real-life friends

anyways, i love you guys

YABOIBONEZ · 03-09-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner of trees

as a kid my mom always hated my friends...

yeah, i've done a lot of stupid shit with them and whatnot, but if she knew i spent hours a day reading/replying to threads that contain methods of how to shit easier she'd probaly think better of my real-life friends

anyways, i love you guys

Thats made me laugh so hard.

Too bad I just took a shit... well I'll have to give that a try in a couple hours

lol

BTW Geeno, ATHF is the shit ever since it came out

Grieves · 03-09-2006, 04:28 PM

squatting is how i poop nuke people who have done me wrong...

03-09-2006, 04:33 PM

poop nuke?

Geeno · 03-09-2006, 04:35 PM

I seriously think everyone should try this.

**~~Sk3tchyD4ZO~~** · 03-09-2006, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

I seriously think everyone should try this.

i seriously think at least 7 will

surf*and*smoke · 03-09-2006, 04:38 PM

ill try it in a few days when i have to shit again

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs

squatting is how i poop nuke people who have done me wrong...

hahaha

03-09-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

I seriously think everyone should try this.

Poop nuke?

Burner of trees · 03-09-2006, 04:41 PM

no, i think hes saying that we should all make our own seperate threads that contain tips on how to poop

Geeno · 03-09-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surf*and*smoke

ill try it in a few days when i have to shit again

hahaha

Dear god your ass needs to drink some water eat some prunes. I'd also recommend picking up a cereal like frosted mini wheats, or eating some of the more green vegetables.

bizong · 03-09-2006, 04:44 PM

damnit i just took a shit and came to read yahooka im so gunna try that? so it just makes you shit more or what??

surf*and*smoke · 03-09-2006, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

Dear god your ass needs to drink some water eat some prunes. I'd also recommend picking up a cereal like frosted mini wheats, or eating some of the more green vegetables.

i eat vegetables and fruits all the time...

and i will stick with lucky charms thank you very much

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droog

ipwned tried pwnedcrouchingpwned on pwnedmypwned toilet pwnedseat pwnedonly pwnedto pwnedfallpwned onto pwnedthepwned floorpwned shatingpwned on pwnedmyself.

Burner of trees · 03-09-2006, 04:50 PM

if i ever want to kill someone methodically i'd definately plug their asshole with something, tie them up, and wait

/sick post

Grieves · 03-09-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droog

i'll stick to shitting standing up

your toilet pwnd u dood

03-09-2006, 04:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,897 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts	niggas still got his pants on __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

03-09-2006, 04:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,897 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts	as a kid my mom always hated my friends... yeah, i've done a lot of stupid shit with them and whatnot, but if she knew i spent hours a day reading/replying to threads that contain methods of how to shit easier she'd probaly think better of my real-life friends anyways, i love you guys __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

03-09-2006, 04:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	squatting is how i poop nuke people who have done me wrong... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

03-09-2006, 04:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,897 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts	no, i think hes saying that we should all make our own seperate threads that contain tips on how to poop __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

03-09-2006, 04:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
bizong Raskal OG Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 950 Thanks: 46 Thanked 79 Times in 53 Posts	damnit i just took a shit and came to read yahooka im so gunna try that? so it just makes you shit more or what?? __________________ Rectum? Damn near killed him!

03-09-2006, 04:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
snapshot no custom. customize Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The unOriginal Rorschach. Posts: 19,302 Thanks: 15 Thanked 22 Times in 21 Posts	can't i just pull my knees to my chin.

03-09-2006, 04:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	yeah if you hold your knees up while on the can, you shit a little easier...

03-09-2006, 04:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	poop nuke?

03-09-2006, 04:50 PM	#19 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,897 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts	if i ever want to kill someone methodically i'd definately plug their asshole with something, tie them up, and wait /sick post __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

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