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Old 04-07-2006, 12:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Today was my 1st day of probation.. (ever) and they asked me if i was ready to take a drug test. I told the guy that I didn't have to pee..

Not a problem! as he pulls out this newfangled (to me) contraption..
very similar to this one.

Great.. a new drug test I don't know shit about.
I can't find anything relevent about it online except where to buy them buy bulk, so I figured I'd ask the experts.

Anyone know how to pass this test.. or how long certain chemicals stay present in your saliva?

They sent the sample to a lab, so I tried to get as little sample on the stick as I could. Thanks in advance.
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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those are cake to pass


they only detetct use in/before 48 hours prior to testing


48 i think...maybe 3 days tops
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They're a joke when it comes to detecting marijuana because very little is contained in your saliva.

I just had a pre-employment saliva test exactly like yours that was sent to a lab. I passed the test after only a couple days.

Here's the thread about my test: http://www.yahooka.com/forum/showthread.php?t=100121 - if you scroll through the thread, I even included some links to studies and research that has been done on saliva testing for marijuana.

Good luck!
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Saliva testing only really works if your high at the job, which I really think that some people shouldn't be. Because Im trusting them to do their job. Nevertheless those tests are cake to pass and shouldnt be too much of a hassle to foil.
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Old 05-08-2006, 08:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, i'm several passed tests in.. got another one to do tomorrow.
I actually found "saliva cleaner" just now. Figured I'd share it with whoever cares.
This website states that it takes 1-8 days for your mouth to get clean, depending on your usage.

Here's the link

It's like 50 bucks, and I don't know how well it works or how many doses you get out of one bottle. So I can't say if it's worth it or not.

I havn't decided if I'm going to try it yet. I guess that all depends on wether or not I'm V.O.P. tomorrow.

wish me luck!
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