Sugar420

so i really wanted to take a bath, a nice long soak in some hot water with bubbles and oil and scented candles, some nice music and bong hits, sounds lovely doesnt it?

with my hot water tank i can only fill up the bathtub about halfway, and its cast iron so it takes heat from the water, so its good for bathing the baby but not for my hot soak plan. so i put 3 big stock pots of water on the stove, and when they were hot i poured em in and started heating another pot, got my candles and bubbles and bong and everything.
i get the last pot of hot water, and im carrying it to the bath, but i had stondedly forgot i left my clothes and stuff on the floor so the bathroom door didnt open as far as it should and i bumped into it, sloshing scalding hot water onto my left wrist and my right bare foot. and im like ouch!
so when i go to get into the bathtub, i cant put my foot or my wrist into the water cuz it hurts something fierce! so then im like well alright whatever, ill just keep my foot out and have a nice toke, then i dropped the bong into the bath. it wasnt exactly fresh
so i had to take a cold shower to make sure i didnt still have any bong water on me and the whole experience just sucked

i was debating if i should post this or not since it happened, so i decided maybe, just maybe, someone has a worse bath or shower story than me. nebody?

Cerebro

No, cant out-do that one, that's one very poor chain of events. Soaking in bong water....nasty.

bizong

hot tub story, i was siting in my hot tub with my sister shes 18 and does not smoke that much, we were passing my pipe. we finished one bowl and i loaded another and she fucking drops a full bowl in the hot tub and shes laughing her ass off while im trying to scoop it up so it does not go in the filter and shoot weed out every were. so i scooped up my weed threw it on the deck and started feeling around for my pipe witch was squeaky clean. i was kind of mad cause i was saving my resin in that pipe and it was damn resiny, then we had my brother drive us to taco bell and my sister bought me 10 tacos and a large drink so i was happy.... its not that bad but just want to get the thread started

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Dangerous2nite

i once slipped in the bath, bashed my head against the soapholder thing. it was marble and fuckin broke off from my head, i then proceeded to be knocked out for a few minutes. and when i awake i need stiches.

but that is not nearly as bad as spillin bong water on yourself

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Ego Tripping

Just curious, where do you live where you don't have running hot water?

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Philly (.Y.)

pics?

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bongsmilie

Sugar420

i have hot water, its just that my water heater only has a 40 gallon tank. if you put 40 gallons of hot water into a cold cast iron tub, in about 1 minute you have 40 gallons of tepid water.

marinol-girl

The other day I took a really long shower. I let the whole bathroom steam up then I smoked a fat joint, and hopped in. I was in there nearly 2 hrs, and had the radio jammin. It was great

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Parallax

have it going at a slower rate?

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Hooked

I took a shit in my bathtub when I was two or three years old. My mom was kinda disappointed, rightfully so. I guess being in that warm water loosened up me bowels a bit. I wish I could remember how she got that long piece of fecal matter out of the bathtub. I remember it being pretty solid (yes I do retain a great many vivid memories from childhood).

Good ol' unconditional love.

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cheeseking

yea ive done that.. i was about 5 years old and i thought i had to fart, but i ended up dropping a big log smack dab in the middle of the tub.. and me being a dumbass 5 year old i thought i would get in trouble if i told anyone about it, so i just left it sitting there (in the water) overnight..

needless to say my parents were not very impressed when they found a tub full of brown shit-water the next morning.. luckily they didn't make me clean it up

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Stairway

thats fucking hilarious. Because i was taking a bath with my brother ( i was four)
He was laughing at me because he had just taken a pee in the bath so to get back at him I took a shit. Needless to say he was pissed.