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for the first time in my life i just ate a booger.
i snorted a bunch of oxy last night, and somehow nodded out with still a large portion of it stuck to the side of my nose that formed a little booger rock when i woke up this morning.
there was only one thing i could think of doing at the time, picking it out and then downing it down the hatch. then about minute after i swallowed the stuff, i couldnt help but to laugh for hours on end because when i was kid i would have never eaten my boogers, those things are gross, today though, it was the breakfast of champions. funny, a grown man eating his boogers. just thought you'd all like to know.
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hahah that is funny, but you gotta do what ya gotta do.
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it was meh, it went well vapor hits afterward. i think most of it dissolved over night, but their where still some nice white flakes attached to it. S&S - i couldnt crush it up, it was in a gooey booger. i suppose i could have just did a giant snort, but my nose was sore because i obviously diddnt treat it right last night, and i didnt feel like putting a hard gooy booger up there at the time.
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The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete. |
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hey i did a poll about this not too long ago. you are not alone
there is an article i read (and posted) about how eating boogers is natural beause it induces weakened pathogens to your immune system preparing your immune system to ward them off |
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http://in.news.yahoo.com/040411/139/2ci0w.html
Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy! Washington, Apr 11(ANI): It may sound weird, but an Austrian doctor believes that picking your nose and eating what you retrieve is one of the best ways to stay healthy. Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, an Innsbruck-based lung specialist believes that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up. "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system," Ananova quotes Dr. Bischinger, as saying. "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine," he added. He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti-social. "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well," he said. (ANI) |
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^^ Don't forget the pubic hair garnish!
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lol i did the same thing awhile back after i woke up fully clothed outside.the night before i had snorted a ton of hydros and smoked like an entire eigth
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