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Old 05-06-2006, 04:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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for the first time in my life i just ate a booger.

i snorted a bunch of oxy last night, and somehow nodded out with still a large portion of it stuck to the side of my nose that formed a little booger rock when i woke up this morning.

there was only one thing i could think of doing at the time, picking it out and then downing it down the hatch.

then about minute after i swallowed the stuff, i couldnt help but to laugh for hours on end because when i was kid i would have never eaten my boogers, those things are gross, today though, it was the breakfast of champions.

funny, a grown man eating his boogers.

just thought you'd all like to know.
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the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahah that is funny, but you gotta do what ya gotta do.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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why didnt you just crush it up and snort it
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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boogers are like salty gold.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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there was a girl in my elementary school that'd pick her nose, stick the booger behind her ear, wait for a little bit, then eat it
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So how was it??

it was meh, it went well vapor hits afterward. i think most of it dissolved over night, but their where still some nice white flakes attached to it.

S&S - i couldnt crush it up, it was in a gooey booger. i suppose i could have just did a giant snort, but my nose was sore because i obviously diddnt treat it right last night, and i didnt feel like putting a hard gooy booger up there at the time.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol

i guess freebaseing it was out of the question
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i guess freebaseing it was out of the question
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it was a joke and yes it was...
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hey i did a poll about this not too long ago. you are not alone

there is an article i read (and posted) about how eating boogers is natural beause it induces weakened pathogens to your immune system preparing your immune system to ward them off
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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and boogers mixed with oxy is the breakfast of champs
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Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!

Washington, Apr 11(ANI): It may sound weird, but an Austrian doctor believes that picking your nose and eating what you retrieve is one of the best ways to stay healthy.

Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, an Innsbruck-based lung specialist believes that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

"With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system," Ananova quotes Dr. Bischinger, as saying.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine," he added.

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti-social.

"I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well," he said. (ANI)
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Old 05-06-2006, 07:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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urine has vitamins your body doesnt absorb




boogers and urine




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Old 05-06-2006, 08:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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lol i did the same thing awhile back after i woke up fully clothed outside.the night before i had snorted a ton of hydros and smoked like an entire eigth
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did you feel any effects from the booger?
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i snorted a bunch of oxy last night, and somehow nodded out with still a large portion of it stuck to the side of my nose that formed a little booger rock when i woke up this morning.

there was only one thing i could think of doing at the time, picking it out and then downing it down the hatch.

then about minute after i swallowed the stuff, i couldnt help but to laugh for hours on end because when i was kid i would have never eaten my boogers, those things are gross, today though, it was the breakfast of champions.

funny, a grown man eating his boogers.

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Old 05-06-2006, 10:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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