kanye the rottweiler

Sugar420 · 06-19-2006, 10:10 AM

early friday morning there was a rottweiler in the driveway, he had a big heavy chain collar and no tag. went and got a leash and as soon as he saw it he was all excited to be on the leash, he knew many commands like "sit" and "lie down" and he was so friendly and calm and nice, he smelled good like he had been recently bathed with perfumy shampoo.
he still had his balls and his head was about waist high, and holding his leash it was obvious he could yank me off my feet with little effort. he was a big heavy dog

so we tied him to the apple tree near the road thinking whoever belongs to him will show up pretty soon. nobody showed up.
called the spca and humane society and left name and number, no missing rotties reported.
took him for a walk to see if he would just go home, but he wandered aimlessly smelling all the bushes and flowers, going nowhere.
friday night he cried like a baby, it was the saddest sound i have ever heard a dog make, he moaned and howled and wimpered, he must have missed his human terribly

all saturday we went everywhere putting up signs "Male Rottweiler Found!"
and asking everybody "do you know anybody that lost their dog?" nobody knew.

a bunch of different ppl said "how lucky you are!" becuz it seems these are like $500 dogs, and a bunch said right away "how much you want for him?" but nobody knew where he lived.
more than one person suggested we should make some money off stud fees before returning him.

he seemd perfectly happy when he had food and water and a toy to tear apart, and someone to scritch him and talk to him, but when he was left alone his sadness would overtake him, and hed start moaning again

saturday night about 11:30, i looked out the window to see how he was doing, and he was gone. i though he had probly chewed thru the leash id tied him with, i went out to the tree calling "kanye! kanye! where are you boy?" but the leash wasnt chewed, it had been unhooked from his collar and just left there, and he was gone as mysteriously as he arrived.

kaytizzle · 06-19-2006, 10:22 AM

thats crazy...
wherever he is now, i hope he is happy.

you did a good thing takin care of him while he was with you!

Geeno · 06-19-2006, 11:02 AM

Yeah someone probably ganked him. Now he lives in a puppy mill.

The Don · 06-19-2006, 11:10 AM

I once saw a 'lock on a pvp server named Gankdalf.

I giggled.

06-19-2006, 03:47 PM

Pit bulls love chewing on them.

Oh that's right dog fights are illegal.

nevermind.........

I think he left on his own ,because you gave him a gay african name.

Sugar420 · 06-21-2006, 10:53 PM

he's back

CowMan · 06-21-2006, 11:00 PM

!

i was wondering what happened to him.

is he alright?

Peace seeker · 06-21-2006, 11:09 PM

love my rottie

shes a special lady

when she was little, i trained her to snif and locate pot, but eventually one of the cats turned out to be "the pothead" (munches on the plants)

Sugar420 · 06-21-2006, 11:13 PM

hes fine, but he was walking in the road and likely to get splattered

he walked right up to me and smiled and stuck his nose in my crotch. who can resist such charm?
so now hes tied to the apple tree again, and i guess whoever came and got him last time will come and get him again.

06-19-2006, 10:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	kanye the rottweiler early friday morning there was a rottweiler in the driveway, he had a big heavy chain collar and no tag. went and got a leash and as soon as he saw it he was all excited to be on the leash, he knew many commands like "sit" and "lie down" and he was so friendly and calm and nice, he smelled good like he had been recently bathed with perfumy shampoo. he still had his balls and his head was about waist high, and holding his leash it was obvious he could yank me off my feet with little effort. he was a big heavy dog so we tied him to the apple tree near the road thinking whoever belongs to him will show up pretty soon. nobody showed up. called the spca and humane society and left name and number, no missing rotties reported. took him for a walk to see if he would just go home, but he wandered aimlessly smelling all the bushes and flowers, going nowhere. friday night he cried like a baby, it was the saddest sound i have ever heard a dog make, he moaned and howled and wimpered, he must have missed his human terribly all saturday we went everywhere putting up signs "Male Rottweiler Found!" and asking everybody "do you know anybody that lost their dog?" nobody knew. a bunch of different ppl said "how lucky you are!" becuz it seems these are like $500 dogs, and a bunch said right away "how much you want for him?" but nobody knew where he lived. more than one person suggested we should make some money off stud fees before returning him. he seemd perfectly happy when he had food and water and a toy to tear apart, and someone to scritch him and talk to him, but when he was left alone his sadness would overtake him, and hed start moaning again saturday night about 11:30, i looked out the window to see how he was doing, and he was gone. i though he had probly chewed thru the leash id tied him with, i went out to the tree calling "kanye! kanye! where are you boy?" but the leash wasnt chewed, it had been unhooked from his collar and just left there, and he was gone as mysteriously as he arrived.

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CowMan Just a friend Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,385 Thanks: 42 Thanked 107 Times in 32 Posts	! i was wondering what happened to him. is he alright? __________________ He who hesitates is lost

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06-19-2006, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
kaytizzle fo shizzle Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: whidbey island Posts: 865 Thanks: 20 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	thats crazy... wherever he is now, i hope he is happy. you did a good thing takin care of him while he was with you!

06-19-2006, 03:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Roach Guest Posts: n/a	Pit bulls love chewing on them. Oh that's right dog fights are illegal. nevermind......... I think he left on his own ,because you gave him a gay african name.

06-21-2006, 10:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	he's back

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Peace seeker free the herb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,844 Thanks: 773 Thanked 551 Times in 385 Posts	love my rottie shes a special lady when she was little, i trained her to snif and locate pot, but eventually one of the cats turned out to be "the pothead" (munches on the plants)

06-21-2006, 11:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	hes fine, but he was walking in the road and likely to get splattered he walked right up to me and smiled and stuck his nose in my crotch. who can resist such charm? so now hes tied to the apple tree again, and i guess whoever came and got him last time will come and get him again.

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