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Old 06-28-2006, 01:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Using an apple to smoke pot

I've seen this in a couple of movies. What's the best way to do this?
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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take an apple, and like a pen tube or something hollow. shove the pen tube into the middle of the apple. then about 135 degrees away from it (3/8 the way around) make another hole that lines up with the original one, so itmakes a continuous tube. then on one of them carve it out a lil into a cone shape for a bowl, throw a screen in or put a couple stems in to block the big hole. fill with weed and smoke.
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Old 06-28-2006, 07:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Is it worth all the trouble of making an apple pipe or should I just use a glass pipe?
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Old 06-28-2006, 08:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Umm if you have a pipe, use it.

If you have absolutely no acces to pipes or papers, apple isnt so bad.
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Just shove a pen/pencil down through the top of the apple about halfway. Then another hole on the side that meets up with the other hole. No need to carve a bowl out, as you'll see the natural shape of the apple is already bowl like.
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sweet, thanks for the instructions. I could use one of my tuters to hollow it out, lol. I was just wanting to try it for shits and giggles mostly. I seen it on 40 Year Old Virgin last night and remembered seeing Willie Nelson do it on the new Dukes of Hazard movie as well. Figured I'd give it a try just for kicks.
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i perfected this technique a while ago, i even had a little bowl just for apples and a tube for mouthpiece.

take an apple

put it on your table so i doesnt roll over

now take your tube and put a vertical opening in the apple

now take your tube and make a second opening, about 45degrees into the apple, so that the two hole intersect

clean out the passage ways, blow through to make sure its clean

stick your tube in this hole

make a bowl/take a bowl that you have and stick in the vertical hole

smoke




its crucial that you dont butcher the apple to apple pie when you do this, or else you'll have a shitty pipe.
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this thread contains some good advice

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7292
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Old 06-28-2006, 01:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I perfected making apple pipes, but in the long run its best to find something else to smoke with becuase they don't last very long. My parents thought I was trying to eat healthy when I was looking for apples in the fridge.

Make sure you don't put the stem in at too vertical of an angle or else you won't have very good suction. Thats a mistake I've made when making it.
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sit down relax toke a bowl and maybe some shrooms and acid and experience a more real world. free of ego and time.
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Apples are like last resort for me.
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Old 06-28-2006, 08:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I made an apple bong the other day, it worked. I made the hollow in the middle kind of big and used it as chamber then used the outside of a pen connected to a bowl as a the stem. It's weird...weirder than an apple pipe but it works. It's really nice if you put the apple in the freezer for a while before you use it

Has anyone else done this? I did it because I saw it called an apple bong when it was really just an apple pipe
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Hah I need to try this i usually use a fuckin can
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apples are good for space cruising becuase if you get pulled over you can just eat the evidence
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Its deffinately worth it..and its not that much trouble....
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Hah I need to try this i usually use a fuckin can
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i would buy a bong or pipe but i cant find anyone who has one, plus i'm 15 so i cant buy one online..plus the only kind of rolling paper i have is the bible, not sure if i wana go to hell
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I perfected making apple pipes, but in the long run its best to find something else to smoke with becuase they don't last very long. My parents thought I was trying to eat healthy when I was looking for apples in the fridge.
Your parents are keeping apples in the fridge?
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Your parents are keeping apples in the fridge?
you've never heard of that?

i occasionally use apples as a temp piece. make it, use it, eat it. i wouldn't save it even a second day, though multiple sessions might not be bad in one day.
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Old 06-30-2006, 03:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Is it just me or would eating the apple afterwards be like drinking the bong water after a session?
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Just don't eat the part that the smoke touched. the outsides are fine.
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sit down relax toke a bowl and maybe some shrooms and acid and experience a more real world. free of ego and time.
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