YaHooka Forums  

Go Back   YaHooka Forums > The Chronic Colloquials > Free For All
Home Register FAQ Social Groups Links Mark Forums Read

Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 08-19-2006, 06:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
been there done that
 
OldMan&TheWeed's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The West
Posts: 2,583
Thanks: 314
Thanked 829 Times in 422 Posts
Lusting After My Neighbor’s Wife

Last month some new folks bought the house next door. They are both about ten years younger than us. She’s in her twenties and he’s in his thirties. Yesterday I spent about half an hour chatting with the wife, who is college educated and works as a reference librarian at a university. She’s slightly on the heavy side with ample tan breasts, which she shows off with very low cut blouses. When we were talking my eyes kept wandering to her chest, but she seemed cool about it. Maybe she’s used to men gawking? Maybe she is not being attended to as regularly as she would like by her husband? Maybe I’m just a sick perv? Anyway, both last night and this morning while I was fucking my wife, I was thinking of our new neighbor. I NEVER do this. I still love fucking my woman’s little tan body, but I just could not stop thinking about the HER. Both my wife and her are Latinas, which I am EXTREMELY attracted to, and those tits. . . It’s all I’ve been thinking about.

I’ve been faithful to my wife for eleven years now. I thought I was way past anything but casually checking out other women. I haven’t even flirted for years, but if I ever get a chance, I don’t know.
__________________
Nintey-three percent of what I say is brilliant, factual information and seven percent is complete bullshit. Have fun deciding which is which.

Last edited by OldMan&TheWeed; 08-19-2006 at 08:18 AM.
OldMan&TheWeed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 06:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
Morsomt.
 
The Don's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 10,993
Thanks: 578
Thanked 800 Times in 430 Posts
Get it out of your head.

Don't cheat on your wife.

__________________
I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio
The Don is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 07:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
the cunning linguist
 
vanilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 514
Posts: 5,594
Thanks: 19
Thanked 175 Times in 106 Posts
dont cheat !! evar !!
__________________
vanilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 07:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
Sticky-Icky-Icky-Mickey
 
Mickey's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: fairbanks, AK
Posts: 720
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
You're too responsible a person for this old man.

__________________
All Яights ЯeseЯved

Mickey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 10:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
nom nom nom
 
Brand New Shoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: FL
Posts: 1,961
Thanks: 475
Thanked 450 Times in 236 Posts
touch dem tittiez nigga
Brand New Shoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 11:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
One can try
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: TN
Posts: 1,330
Thanks: 0
Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts
Ask your wife if she's up for a threesome. More than likely she'll say yes.
yungsmoke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 12:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
Sticky-Icky-Icky-Mickey
 
Mickey's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: fairbanks, AK
Posts: 720
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I would suggest trying your hardest to avoid this other woman until the lust passes. You really don't want to live with yourself after cheating on your wife.

__________________
All Яights ЯeseЯved

Mickey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 12:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
MENDO LOVE
 
i love ganj's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: the void
Posts: 2,043
Thanks: 5
Thanked 31 Times in 19 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand New Shoe
touch dem tittiez nigga
__________________
everything that glitters ain't gold
i love ganj is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 01:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
: ' (
 
Colt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 5,474
Thanks: 13
Thanked 161 Times in 94 Posts
wife of eleven years > busting your nut


That's my wisdom for the day.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
I live in a condo, and occasionally get laid.
Colt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2006, 01:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: outside chicago
Posts: 625
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
dont cheat on your wife
chia123 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2006, 06:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
or does he?
 
scottydoesntkno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The FC
Posts: 266
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
fuck yeah, latinas dude...
__________________
bongsmilie what's good?
scottydoesntkno is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2006, 07:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
Keezheekoni
 
Geeno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scam City, NC
Posts: 27,350
Thanks: 4,018
Thanked 7,588 Times in 3,486 Posts
Most fantasies are best kept fantasies. Remember that.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercury View Post
i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart

☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★
Geeno is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2006, 08:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
donniedope's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,043
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
fuck her brains out!
__________________
-God made the mobile hotbox for a reason, but some dumbass renamed it the car
-i wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
-Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
-A gay guy upon seeing a bunch of girls in a room: It smells like pussy in here.....I think.
-its not until we've lost everything that we are free to do anything
donniedope is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2006, 11:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
DopeTrax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: T Dot but from So Fla
Posts: 81
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
beat that pussy up, i love latin chicks, they so freaky
__________________
Hip Hop Beats
www.myspace.com/dopetrax
DopeTrax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2006, 11:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 86
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
just think about your wife, and the life you have with her
MusicMan2k is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2006, 12:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
turmaline
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
i know a guy who got shot in the ass last year for fucking the neigbors wife.

forget it.

try too.
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2006, 02:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
YaHookan
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: south
Posts: 71
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
I'd hit it ,but my nic name is Dirtymike ha ha It fits me too I got a forum full of girls posing nude ha ha click on my name and go to my homepage It rocks ha ha Dirtymike !!
dirtymike is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2006, 07:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
The Forbidden plant
 
all_toked_up's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: So. Ill
Posts: 1,333
Thanks: 104
Thanked 76 Times in 53 Posts
my advice is to not cheat on your wife. but remeber you are married not blind ! you can still check this chick out and mind fuck her,spank it to her, think about her while with your wife. just dont take it beond that.
all_toked_up is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2006, 08:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
Geriatric Gynecologist
 
DoctaM's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Escondido, Cali
Posts: 219
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Love over lust.
__________________
Day Dreamin' Fazes
DoctaM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-12-2010, 09:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
Telepathic Jackal
 
PhishDude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Posts: 3,938
Thanks: 0
Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts
I know this is a very old thread but it reminds me of how I used to live next door to a male and female couple and I wanted them both.

The husband looked like he'd come out of an all male BDSM video. The wife was very thin, beautiful, and feminine.

The husband used to hit on me A LOT even in front of his wife and it was very obvious to say the least.

If he was not married and deeply closeted I would have had sex with him for sure. I know he would have loved moderate to heavy BDSM and he is one of those men that gives off a vibe that he wanted receptive anal sex badly. He did not have an open relationship and I'm not a homewrecker.

His wife never hit on me at all but she was around when he'd hit on me and I knew she saw and probably knew. I never made a move on him at all and he is probably a sex pig.
__________________
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. -- Buddha
PhishDude is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to PhishDude For This Useful Post:
Captain Cannabis (09-12-2010), The Rev (09-13-2010)
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:23 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design