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Old 09-21-2006, 10:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Nervous As Hell

ok tomorrows the big day the day of the show and im trying to smuggle beer without my PARENTS knowing what and ive got everything planned but the thing im worried about is whats more risky??? puting it in my bag tonight when i go to bed but then THAT would risk my mom wanting to know where my bag is OR i put the beer in the bag tomorrow and risk my mom STILL finding out when i put it in the bag she might open the door and that would STILL risk her finding out i mean what should i do should i put it in the night before or tomorrow what???


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Old 09-21-2006, 10:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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just give your bag to a friend or something whos going to the show. i dunno man. the next day would be better. just always have it on you, shoulda got a mickey tho. so much easier to conceal
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This is probably too late but, you should wait til the last minute ... tell her you have to take a shit ... and fill that bag up.

BTW .. the best alcohol to use to cover up breath is vodka, barely smells.
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ya just get a mickey of whiskey or somethin and stick it in the front of ur pants. like ur mom will check there ha.
then buy some coke and wa la.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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They are going to search your bag at a concert anyways, bring mini bottles in
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Well I sometime wrap my booze up in a towel but i would put it in the mourning just be like i need to go to my room for something... school shit or something like studing for a test forgot to put my binder back in my bag. close the door put the shit in and head on out. Ive walked out of the house so many times with a backpack loaded with beer. And now I always drink before the concert my favorite place when drinking before a concert is to go to the top of a parking lot building and drink up there usally really quite and close to where me and my buds go to the concert
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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bottles?

just remember they rattle in there, mate.

When I was younger that got me caught many a time... although, my mum probably was right to be concerned with me taking beer to school.

Hindsight, eh?
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why don't you wait untill you're old enough to be drinking, that way you won't have this problem.

Or.

Just buy some weed, shove it down your pants untill you get out of the house, then spark one up on the way to the show.

Or.

Fuck your mother, cum loads and loads into her eyes and ears and hope she doesnt hear or see you take the beer.
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Or.

Fuck your mother, cum loads and loads into her eyes and ears and hope she doesnt hear or see you take the beer.




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why don't you wait untill you're old enough to be drinking, that way you won't have this problem.

Or.

Just buy some weed, shove it down your pants untill you get out of the house, then spark one up on the way to the show.

Or.

Fuck your mother, cum loads and loads into her eyes and ears and hope she doesnt hear or see you take the beer.
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Fuck your mother, cum loads and loads into her eyes and ears and hope she doesnt hear or see you take the beer.
I just died inside.
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hey, it works, I know from experience
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Want to hide the beer? Stick the bottles up your ass. That shouldn't be too hard for someone like you.
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bottles?

just remember they rattle in there, mate.

When I was younger that got me caught many a time... although, my mum probably was right to be concerned with me taking beer to school.

Hindsight, eh?
Hahaha, me too. I got caugh a few times when clanking bottles gave me away.

I imagine you already went kid, and if you brought beer you probably got caught. Go with liquor next time.
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