YaHooka Forums  

Go Back   YaHooka Forums > The Chronic Colloquials > Free For All
Home Register FAQ Social Groups Links Mark Forums Read

Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 09-22-2006, 02:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
ya, yo.
 
Burner of trees's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: where da skeezer be
Posts: 7,682
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 120
Thanked 126 Times in 61 Posts
RIP kitty

so i killed a cat.

it ran under my car so its not my fault.

ladies, and cloudy, i'm sorry. i know how you all like your kittens and whatnot

a few hours before this happended i paralyzed a cricket with a poker chip and drowned it in iced tea..

soo uhh ever kill anything?
__________________
Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Burner of trees is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 02:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
Old School
 
marinol-girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: alberta
Posts: 3,021
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
AWW thats sad.
was it black? cuz if so man u have some bad luck comin your way.
no i used to always run over rabbits, not purposely or anything but it was like they were attracted to my car wheels.
i just pretended like it never happend
__________________
nature does nothing uselessly- Aristotle

I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!
-Homer Simpson
marinol-girl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 02:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
ya, yo.
 
Burner of trees's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: where da skeezer be
Posts: 7,682
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 120
Thanked 126 Times in 61 Posts
nahh it was black and white, so i'm hoping no curses or anything..

i would've pretended like nothing happended but my friend said he saw some blood on my car so it might be hard to forget...or i could just clean it off...yeah, maybe i'll do that..


so much for nine lives tho
__________________
Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Burner of trees is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 02:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
free the herb
 
Peace seeker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 7,336
Thanks: 817
Thanked 589 Times in 398 Posts
our oldest cat was killed by a car two weeks ago

rip Barney
Peace seeker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 02:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
KTF
 
Lloydy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: England
Posts: 15,433
Thanks: 685
Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,418 Posts
I caused a cow to drown once, beat that motherfuckers
__________________
Keep the red flag flying high
Lloydy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 03:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
Human Suppository
 
DrChronic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Borough Of Englandshire
Posts: 4,337
Thanks: 5
Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts
I choked a blue wale on my cock and it took a really long time to die.


still didn't cum though, fuckin wales are only in it for themselves



cunts
DrChronic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 03:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
KTF
 
Lloydy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: England
Posts: 15,433
Thanks: 685
Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,418 Posts
__________________
Keep the red flag flying high
Lloydy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 03:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
ya, yo.
 
Burner of trees's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: where da skeezer be
Posts: 7,682
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 120
Thanked 126 Times in 61 Posts
should've tried the blow hole
__________________
Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Burner of trees is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 03:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
ya, yo.
 
Burner of trees's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: where da skeezer be
Posts: 7,682
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 120
Thanked 126 Times in 61 Posts
fuck

i better try harder next time to make you laugh then, huh?
__________________
Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Burner of trees is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 03:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
ya, yo.
 
Burner of trees's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: where da skeezer be
Posts: 7,682
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 120
Thanked 126 Times in 61 Posts
durrrr i inject herion the wrong waybecause i'm an idiot. i do it because i think its cool. myname doesn't matter just know i'm a faggot

and its not that i am careless. i just didn't feel like hitting a parked car just to save some cats life, dipshit
__________________
Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Burner of trees is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 03:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
KTF
 
Lloydy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: England
Posts: 15,433
Thanks: 685
Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,418 Posts
Id have swerved to hit it.
__________________
Keep the red flag flying high
Lloydy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 05:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
Keezheekoni
 
Geeno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scam City, NC
Posts: 27,516
Thanks: 4,079
Thanked 7,833 Times in 3,579 Posts
Two weeks ago in Greece I killed someones cat on accident
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercury View Post
i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart

☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ we JACKED, you mad?☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★
Geeno is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 07:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
(,)_\,,/
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 14,871
Thanks: 2,174
Thanked 1,859 Times in 1,126 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geeno
Two weeks ago in Greece I killed someones cat on accident

how?


and lloydy, that is sad
__________________
*The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.*

AlteredStateGrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 07:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
KTF
 
Lloydy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: England
Posts: 15,433
Thanks: 685
Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,418 Posts
I wouldnt really.









































I couldnt be arsed to clean the mess off me car.
__________________
Keep the red flag flying high
Lloydy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 09:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
~1~
Successful Failure
 
~1~'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: where 'they' can't see.
Posts: 12,356
Thanks: 581
Thanked 2,086 Times in 1,187 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geeno
Two weeks ago in Greece I killed someones cat on accident
Not enough duct tape?
__________________
"The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked, and then you are free to float around the system."

Doug Stanhope
---------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------
~1~ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 09:09 AM   #16 (permalink)
Moderated
 
Flamingnun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: roflmao
Posts: 21,503
Thanks: 1,014
Thanked 2,634 Times in 1,184 Posts
I was once responsible for a child with downs running into a glass door.
__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Flamingnun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 09:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
in vino veritas
 
Home Wrecker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: happy hour
Posts: 5,527
Thanks: 3,733
Thanked 1,559 Times in 692 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner of trees
ladies, and cloudy, i'm sorry.
lol irl
__________________
"Protest is when I say this does not please me.

Resistance is when I ensure what does not please me occurs no more."

-Ulrike Meinhof
Home Wrecker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 09:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
dendrophiliac
 
reprisler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: sLA
Posts: 1,399
Thanks: 15
Thanked 15 Times in 12 Posts
a while back i couldn't figure out why my car smelled like someone died in it...then i remembered the cat i ran over. man that was gross.
reprisler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 09:19 AM   #19 (permalink)
~1~
Successful Failure
 
~1~'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: where 'they' can't see.
Posts: 12,356
Thanks: 581
Thanked 2,086 Times in 1,187 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by reprisler
a while back i couldn't figure out why my car smelled like someone died in it...then i remembered the cat i ran over. man that was gross.

Sorry, unless you've been in a car that someone did die in (and sat in the garage for a week before the mailman smelled death thru the garage door...) then you can't use this analogy.

That was one rank stinkin' Caddilac.


__________________
"The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked, and then you are free to float around the system."

Doug Stanhope
---------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------
~1~ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2006, 09:20 AM   #20 (permalink)
dendrophiliac
 
reprisler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: sLA
Posts: 1,399
Thanks: 15
Thanked 15 Times in 12 Posts
i'd like to hear this story.
reprisler is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:20 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design