If you were having sex with someone and they suddenly died - Page 2

Mescalito · 09-26-2006, 09:26 PM

Anyone heard of that rare thing where the penis actually gets stuck in the vagina? Maybe its completely untrue.. but several unreputable sources told me so.. so it must be true.

Edit: Imagine explaining that one to the emergency services.

M

Geeno · 09-26-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by M

Anyone heard of that rare thing where the penis actually gets stuck in the vagina? Maybe its completely untrue.. but several unreputable sources told me so.. so it must be true.

Edit: Imagine explaining that one to the emergency services.

M

thats not true

babies come out of vaginas, no penis is gettin stuck

K10 · 09-26-2006, 10:27 PM

Grieves · 09-26-2006, 11:41 PM

id hit it and flip it...

The Don · 09-27-2006, 12:55 AM

yeah i'd keep going

GreenNugs · 09-27-2006, 01:00 AM

...I fucked her to death?? Thats a turn on! I'd keep fucking going man!

Lloydy · 09-27-2006, 02:51 AM

I think the real question here is what would you do if someone came back to life while you were buckin them?

DrChronic · 09-27-2006, 05:07 AM

^^ good point

North_of_Sanity · 09-27-2006, 05:07 AM

this thread is wrong in so many ways.

but, whatever, it's funny

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Flamingnun · 09-27-2006, 05:12 AM

Id keep going until the body became too cold for comfort.

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Originally Posted by Bad dog

This has actually happened to me a few times.
I guess that they recieve internal injuries during the fuck caused by my massive member.
However, what actually killed them was the brain damage as I shot my load with the force of a 12 guage shot gun.

So in answer to the question, I would stop, but I have already finished.

Shouldn't you be ducking katusha's?

Flamingnun · 09-27-2006, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bad dog

It's sure more interesting than the UK, apart from certain places in Glasgow and Belfast.

Army gear is required for the most mundane trips to the boozer in glasgow these days.

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09-26-2006, 10:27 PM	#23 (permalink)
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09-26-2006, 11:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,081 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,559 Thanked 3,110 Times in 1,708 Posts	id hit it and flip it... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

09-27-2006, 12:55 AM	#25 (permalink)
The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	yeah i'd keep going __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

09-27-2006, 01:00 AM	#26 (permalink)
GreenNugs Hopefully High Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: #yahooka Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	...I fucked her to death?? Thats a turn on! I'd keep fucking going man! __________________ ----------------------------------------------- And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. RIP to our friend and highly respected peer Ken Gorman

09-26-2006, 09:26 PM	#21 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 866 Thanked 907 Times in 444 Posts	Anyone heard of that rare thing where the penis actually gets stuck in the vagina? Maybe its completely untrue.. but several unreputable sources told me so.. so it must be true. Edit: Imagine explaining that one to the emergency services. M

09-27-2006, 02:51 AM	#27 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,477 Times in 1,138 Posts	I think the real question here is what would you do if someone came back to life while you were buckin them? __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

09-27-2006, 05:07 AM	#28 (permalink)
DrChronic Human Suppository Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Borough Of Englandshire Posts: 3,507 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	^^ good point

09-27-2006, 05:07 AM	#29 (permalink)
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